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Yes…Those Were Probably Real Tears

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Not only is Paris back in jail, but also she is quite unhappy about it. This is a very different Paris than the girl on MTV’s red carpet who said she wanted to serve out her sentence like anyone else. She said she didn’t want special treatment. Of course she did get special treatment since her “medical condition” was simply her being a bit out of sorts by the whole incarceration thing.

Paris finally lashed out and showed the world that after a few days in slammer she has realized that jail ain’t that hot.

A screaming, crying Paris Hilton was ordered back to jail on Friday to serve out the remainder of her 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.

A witness said Hilton was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Hilton’s mother, Kathy Hilton, was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, “I’m paralyzed right now.”

Hilton was dressed down for her court day. You know that she really isn’t doing so well when she wears grey sweatpants to her court hearing. Perhaps she was trying to look a little crazy so they felt bad for her. Lest she forget jail is full of crazy people close to a breakdown that don’t really want to be there.

The reality star came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping. Her hair was askew and she wore a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks. She wore no makeup and she cried throughout the hearing.

Her body also shook constantly as she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, “I love you.”

Yes Paris…jail is going to suck. That is why you need to obey the law next time.