Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Audrey Tatou is an Elf


But she’s as cute as a button in my humble opinion.

Also, if you haven’t seen Amelie you should go rent it right now. You’ll thank me later, perhaps over tea.

And don’t worry, I’ve sent out some inquiries as to who the hell that giant woman sneaking up behind her about to eat her neck is. When I get to the bottom of it I’ll give you a full report.

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  • The woman eating Audrey’s neck is Audrey herself. It’s a poster from her movie Priceless (Hors de Prix). A fantastic movie, despite Audrey looking scary-skinny in it. Seriously, she was all shoulder blades and elbows in couture gowns. Good to see she’s looking healthy again.

  • I adore Audrey Tatou! Loved her in Amelie…which reminds me, I need to get that DVD back from my friend….