Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s brief attempt at rekindling their romance in Cabo leaves her in tears. [The Bosh]
It’s officially 0001 in the Year of Our Lord and Savior Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. [Cele|bitchy]
Oh, and Gwen Stefani’s kid had a birthday, too. [GTS]
There are many reasons why Britney Spears should not be allowed to wear white, but perhaps the most important of them is that she always spills on herself. [Celebslam]
Anthony Kiedis knocked up his girlfriend. [Agent Bedhead]
Heather Locklear learns to surf in a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]
Beyonce in a bikini (and no make-up … scary!). [Derek Hail]
Is Diana Ross’s son the latest on the long list of Kim Kardashian conquests? [Bossip]
The Jolie-Pitt clan feeds some whales. [Daily Stab]
Is Kathy Griffin taking over for Rosie O’Donnell on The View? That would almost entice me to watch regularly. Almost. [Holy Candy]
Kate Hudson has nice abs. [The Blemish]
Eve’s new video for “Tambourine.” [popbytes]