May 23, 2007 at 10:46 pm by Evil Beet

Heidi and Spencer Are Engaged

With Jason Wahler busy getting arrested left and right, his regular court dates interrupted only by brief stints in rehab, and Heidi’s relationship with series star and Pratt nemesis Lauren Conrad essentially non-existent, what on earth is Spencer Pratt going to do to get some screen time in season three of The Hills? Oh, right. He can propose to Heidi Montag. So he did.

Spencer, 23, proposed to Montag, 12, at Bacara in Santa Barbara on Tuesday night. A source says that “she said ‘yes.’ She’s over the moon!”

He proposed with a diamond-encrusted platinum band with a pink stone, which he purchased on Monday in Brentwood. A witness at the store says that “she was trying on tons of them and they looked really happy!” What? You think Heidi would let someone else pick out her engagement ring?

Well, if nothing else, this most recent turn of events should help expedite their inevitable split.

12 Responses to “Spencer Pratt is a Marketing Genius”

  1. jkate says:

    She’s twelve? That’s awfully young.

  2. Evil Beet says:

    No, that was a joke. She’s 20. She just acts like she’s 12.

  3. blondewithnobrain says:

    *UGH* please. pure, unadulterated, douchebaggery.

  4. UgliestGuy says:

    Yeah, nice cover Beet.

  5. cutiepie says:

    doesn’t he look like the JOKER from Batman

  6. sara says:

    is that true that heidi got plastic surgery like on her face right after she met spencer?!? like i dont know if that is true or not, but i readd it n then i looked at her face now and then before and it looks a lot different!

  7. LAisshallow says:

    What’s up with that hair? He’s a douche bag but he’d do well in gay porn.

  8. jesss says:

    i think its stupid and they were really mean to lauren

    and as for their marrage

    well its obviously not gna last

  9. yomama says:

    you are a bunch of ridiculous, pathetic, chimpanzee losers to sit around and watch the hills.

  10. sp says:

    You all need to zip it. That’s right. I’m Spencer and I will rule the world! I want to have sex with brad pitt. He hit on me in les deux

  11. HAHAHAHAFUNNY says:

    SPENCER IS GAY AND HEIDI SHOULD DUMP HIS ASS BEFORE HE CHEATS!!! AGAIN!!!!

  12. douchebag says:

    Who are these people, and why would I care about them anyway?

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