Jessica Simpson‘s breasts continue their comeback tour. [Holy Candy]
Paris Hilton was photographed smoking a joint at Coachella. [Daily Stab]
Was Britney raped shortly before her break-down? [A Socialite’s Life]
Hayden Panettiere filmed a movie in Africa, and now thinks she might “go over there and bring food.” That’s so sweet, Hayden. While you’re at it, could you pick up some CPK and swing it by my place? LABite takes forever. Plus there are way fewer guerilla armies west of the 405. [Derek Hail]
Is Amy Winehouse going to be the new Bond girl? They could name the character Alotta Blow. [Bree]
Tobey Maguire still loves his little girl. Enjoy this, Tobey, because in about ten years she’ll be a rude, thoughtless little pig who films you while you drunkenly consume cheeseburgers. [Cele|bitchy]
Who knew Sofia Loren still had a rack like this? [DListed]
Hef’s third-favorite girlfriend, Kendra Wilkinson, hits up Miami in a bikini. Yay summer! [Hollywood Tuna]
Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are still together and probably still fighting over who used whose hair products. [Hollywood Rag]
The latest Paris Hilton upskirt pics. [Drunken Stepfather]
Brad Pitt needs a stunt butt. [Agent Bedhead]
Simulated rape on-stage does not go over well with advertisers, Akon. [The Blemish]
Shakira‘s new video. [popbytes]