Today's Evil Beet Gossip

If Andy Dick Does Cocaine, It Must Be Cool

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Taken at Manhattan’s Snitch club last week.

Honestly, we need to can whatever dull anti-drug program we’re running in the middle schools these days and just send this guy on a national tour of seventh-grade classrooms. Just have him fucking talk about whatever under a big banner that reads “THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS. ANY QUESTIONS?”