Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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A stalker tried to kill Sandra Bullock’s husband. This never would have happened if you’d stuck with Matthew McConaughey, dear. [I’m Not Obsessed]

Your daily pics of Britney, now with no bra. [ICYDK]

Paris Hilton isn’t in any particular rush to help Joe Francis out of this whole being-in-jail thing. I know, I know. It rocked my world, too. [Cele|bitchy]

We’ve missed you, Tara Reid. [Drunken Stepfather]

FutureWax/LoveSounds. [DListed]

HDuf makes Jane magazines “30 Under 30.” Teri Hatcher was originally very upset that she didn’t make the list, but then the editor explained to her that it’s for years, not pounds. [Bree]

Nelly Furtado and Fergie are feuding. [popbytes]

Kevin Federline will shill for anything. [Celebslam]

Prince totally calls out Paris Hilton. [Agent Bedhead]

Pam Anderson still looks good in that red one-piece. [The Blemish]

Go ahead, relive that Celine Dion/Elvis Presley duet from Wednesday night. [Glitterati]