C’mon Man, Stop Slumming
Apr 23, 2007 at 08:14 am by Spiteful Lars

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John Krasinksi and Renn Zellweger? Say it isn’t so.

The pucker-face-prone Oscar winner’s alleged “affair” with her… co-star, John Krasinski, 27, better known as Jim from “The Office.”

Hey John, you’re the “It” guy right now. I know because I create “It” guys all day long. Corey Haim is next. Anyway, you need to be hitting up the clubs and getting in there while the getting is good. Paris, Lindsay, these are your targets of opportunity. If you want something a little more highbrow go for our girl Portman.

But Renee? No way man, she’s crazy.

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