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Ivanka Trump Knows Big Important Business Words


“Nobody [in the family] is doing anything for the sake of being famous. It’s all for the sake of raising the price per square foot we’re able to get on saleable real estate.”

Oh, Ivanka. You are so impressive. That undergraduate degree in business (only two years of which was actually spent at Wharton) and those zero years of experience undoubtedly qualify you for a vice presidency at Trump. And, if I had any prior doubts about your competency as a mini real-estate mogul, you have totally laid them to rest with all those big business-y words you just used and the haughtiness with which they were most certainly delivered. Also: nice tits.


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