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Breaking news is that 20 students have been fatally shot at Virginia Tech. They have locked down their classrooms and cancelled all classes. For more information please click here.

The students and faculty of Virginia Tech our in our prayers.

Evidently more information can be found on the Virginia Tech website but it isn’t loading at this time.

Update: This is the deadliest campus shooting in United States history.

Ed Update: It’ll probably wind up being the deadliest mass shooting in all of U.S. history. The White House’s response to this? “The president believes that there is a right for people to bear arms, but that all laws must be followed.” I mean, it’s way sad that all these people are dead and shit, but, like, before we get carried away here, let’s be clear on the fact that this should in no way open up a national discussion on gun control. Just so we’re all clear. K? K.

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  • I thought that the Presidents comment was way wierd…why would you even address the subject of the “right to bear arms” as a horrible tragedy like this is unfolding. wierd, was Charlton Heston there, Mr God and Guns????