Wait a Sec, a Celeb LIED?
Apr 12, 2007 at 06:50 am by Spiteful Lars

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Page Six (waaaaay better than Page 5) just “broke” the news that Courtney Love might have gotten a little bypass surgery.

“She’s telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won’t be able to make out with anyone because of her breath.”

Yeah, as if Vomit is the reason you wouldn’t make out with C-Love. How about the fact that she’s stark raving mad? Ok, I’m sort of lying; I’m the guy on the planet who likes her music. If I was drunk I’d think about it.

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One Response to “Wait a Sec, a Celeb LIED?”

  1. Emmitt Euton says:
    September 27, 2010 at 5:18 am

    Thanks for the good read. I would like to query a couple of things. Should I post them here or should I pm you.

    Reply

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