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Paris Hilton: “Take Your Laws and Shove ‘Em”


Remember in January when Paris Hilton (or her lawyers) pleaded no contest to “alcohol-related reckless driving?” She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. Her license was also suspended. Paris knew that, because of course Paris knew that. Hell, my grandfather probably knew that. It was all over the news. But when she was pulled over again in late February, speeding at night without her headlights on, her rep claimed she didn’t know her license was suspended. L.A. County prosecutors have had enough, and they’re asking a judge to revoke Hilton’s probation based on the February citation. If the judge agrees, Paris may be required to serve jail time.

“We’re confident we have sufficient evidence to prove that her license was suspended and that she had knowledge of that suspension,” said a spokesman for the city attorney’s office.

Paris’s rep, perhaps not surprisingly, declined comment.

She’s such a retard. You have all the money in the world and you’re still driving on a suspended license. Hire a driver for a year, genius.