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Dancing With the Stars

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This is the last week that we have all of our celebrity dancers. Tomorrow someone leaves us but thankfully we had two weeks with our lovely dancers. The show this season is quite entertaining. Everybody seems to be having fun no matter how bad they are.

Apolo Anton Ohno/Julianne Hough– Apolo is just so adorable doing the quickstep with his partner Julianne. You can see that they are having such a good time together and I am really impressed that Apolo really got all of the footwork down. I really think I have a thing for speed skaters…I really think he is super hot and being a good dancer…Mr. Apolo is going to be quite the celebrity after this. The judges love him and are very surprised by his dance moves.
Score: 26

Shandi Finnessey/Brian Fortuna– Shandi is trying to manhandle her partner. The one thing about her is that no matter what she does she has a body for days. She looks a bit uncomfortable with this super sexy dance which is shocking because she is a former Miss USA…I heard those girls are crazy. The judges think Shandi looked a bit out of sorts during the number even though she looked beautiful. She didn’t really sell it for me but there were some crazy moves in there so I give her an A for effort.
Score: 20

Clyde Drexler/Elena Grineko– Clyde Drexler is such a sweetie. He is a big guy but tonight he finally just let it all hang out and actually did amazing in the quick stop. I have to say that for a guy who is 6’7’’ he has got some snappy footwork.
Score: 18

Leeza Gibbons/Tony Dovolani-Leeza is adorable during this mambo. She is 50 years old today and for a woman of 50 she is looking great. The judges think she was a big careful for it and that she didn’t get down and dirty enough. I really thought that she looked like she was having a great time and that is the most important thing. I have to say, she has some amazing teeth. I have to say that this woman is incredibly well spoken. It is rare to see such a class act.
Score: 21

Ian Ziering/Cheryl Burke Cheryl is lucky that she keeps getting partners that are pretty light on their feet. Ian’s dad comes in during rehearsals and is the cutest old guy with a big cute dog. It is so cute to see people’s parents. Cheyl Burke is such an amazing dancer and he is keeping up quite well. I am upset now the Steve Sanders never danced on 90210. His dad is in the audience and once again is adorable. The judges think that Ian did well but has a lot of potential to do great things in the competition. They called it “skippy” which is weird since that is what I thought the quickstep was.
Score: 22


Paulina Porizkova/Alec Mazo– Paulina is a little stiff with this mambo. It is funny for a really sexy supermodel she doesn’t work it very well in my opinion. She looks a bit like she is getting thrown around by her partner. The judges think that it was a little starchy but that she did a respectable job with the dance. I think that she is a bit boring.
Score: 21

*Dude- they just cut to David Silver from 90210. I hope by the end of the show we get the whole cast! It is a Dlist celebrity fiesta out there.

Billy Ray Cyrus/Karina Smirnoff- Billy thinks that he sucks which is a little true. He is kind of hillbilly and poor Karina has her work cut out for her. Billy is still counting the steps a bit but he has the quick moves down pretty well. He actually looks like he is dancing this week. The judges are pretty impressed and look a bit shocked at his progress from last week.
Score: 21

Heather Mills/Jonathan Roberts– Heather is a naughty little thing and she is excited to shake it in the Mambo. At the outset she flips over herself and I am really impressed that she has such guts. She is the first girl to actually show some sex appeal in the mambo and looks like she is just having a blast. The judges think that Heather knows how to let loose (she did pose for some naughty porno pics…) and I really think that she will not be leaving us next week.
Score: 24

John Ratzenberger/Edyta Sliwinska– John is pretty light on his feet and keeps a smile on his face the whole time. I love it when people look like they really are having a good time. He has old school charm that I just love. If this guy could sing I would put him on Broadway. The judges love his style and think that he really sold the dance. I love him and I really hope that he isn’t one of the first to go.
Score: 21

Laila Ali/Maksim Chmerkovskiy– Laila gives Maksim a little workout before their rehearsal and she is fierce in the gym. Laila seems like she is a bit of a wild child. You can tell that she loves being sexy out there. She has amazing skills and really gets the steps down. I love that this mambo is down and dirty which is the way it is supposed to be. The judges just eat it up and crown her the mambo queen. She is super hot and sexy and really uses her strength to be sexy which is awesome to see.
Score: 27

Joey Fatone/Kym Johnson– Joey is feeling the heat from the heat from being in first place from last week. It starts out with a cheesy little routine and then they really start rolling with the footwork. Joey is really funny and has amazing energy. While John Ratzenberger had all the class Joey has all the comedy. The judges say that even though he messed up a bit on the footwork he really sells his dancing. Fat One did well once again. No matter what girls who used to own ‘NSYNC albums are going to vote for him.
Score: 24

My Favorite Quick Steps:
Apolo Anton Ohno/Julianne Hough
John Ratzenberger/Edyta Sliwinska

My Favorite Mambos:
Laila Ali/Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Heather Mills/Jonathan Roberts

Who is Going Home Next Week:
Leeza Gibbons/Tony Dovolani