Gerard Butler Has a Penis

March 15th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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Are you one of the 80 billion people who saw 300 last weekend when it was still a movie I had honestly never in my life even heard of? Yes? Well then perhaps you are interested in these pictures of Gerard Butler, featuring the outline of his penis. Even if you didn’t see the movie and have never ever heard of him (like me!), penises are still awesome (yay!). Go penises!

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168 Responses to “Gerard Butler Has a Penis”

  1. Caitlyn says:

    Gerard Butler would be the perfect guy for me he is amazing and sweet, but also gorgous!!! I wish i could just meet him, that would not only make my day but, life!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

  2. Meemi says:

    Wow, he looks SO much like my boyfriend on this pic!
    :O

  3. Gerry's lover says:

    He does have a big dick, great; and even if he didn’t it wouldn’t matter. I mean, my Gerry is more than just a pretty (I mean GORGEOUS) face, a stunning body and (aparently) a big dick, he is an outstanding actor and a very nice man; a wonderful human being. I LOVE YOU MY GERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Banks says:

    GB,

    At least the lot of us are having fun and have hobbies. So what if we are huge fans of Gerry. May be you should try and find a hobbie or a life too. Gerry Butler is an ANGEL fallin from heaven and landed in the arms of Scotland, and then he moves from there to New York, to here and there, Japan, so on. Oh well, i’m just glad to know im on the same planet as him. GOD i hope to meet him some day. He’s my HERO and my ROLE MODEL!!!!!!!! He’s my inspiration, & he gives me hope everyday. He makes everyday a great day!!!!!!!!!

  5. Britney Mckenzie says:

    I Donk Care I Would Still Suck His Large Dick!!! B/c He Is Fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Lolo says:

    Well, I dare say anything………………… Nothing but admiration for the likes of him……..I’m truely impressed n that doesnt happen to often…XOXOXO Mr. Butler..

  7. Wendy says:

    man I luv 2 watch his movie as “Spartan” nd Bewolf as well…I didnt impressed in Atilla….he is so corny…but totaly hes cute nice brave…..yeah nd his voice …man I am dying to meet him….

    <<<>>>

  8. Anonymous says:

    I’m sorry but I thought that “300″ was filth…..I don’t want to see that beautiful man with a woman.

  9. Banks says:

    Tisk tisk! I think Gerry did a great job as Leonidas!!!! That role was made for him & it turned out to be a great film!!!, but some people just have good taste in movies & … some don’t, like anonymous.
    LOL!!!!GET A LIFE & GET SOME GOOD TASTE!!!!!!!! & don’t worry, he’s not with any women right now, hopefully it stays like that, but I do hope he finds true love one day if he wants it.

  10. responder27 says:

    this is too cute. y’all are too cute! Gerard Butler is indeed very handsome, smart & funny…with much to say : ). Interesting. Great acter with depth. Yep…agree…we gals thank our Lord for a guy like this roamin’ ’round the planet….from a distance though, heh? What would we really do…with a man-ha like-ah this-ah with ah thang like-ah that? Yummy! : )

  11. I Love Gerard Butler says:

    OMG!!! I must say that Gerard Butler is one of those rare gems, the kind that keep you coming back for another glimpse, over and over and over… i was totally mesmerized with him in “The Phantom Of The Opera”, i thought he was totally amazing as the Phantom, and to know that he was the one actually singing the songs for his part, that it wasn’t dubbed, just made it all the sweeter for me ( I saw Phantom in the theater and already love that storyline, so the fact that he was playing the part of the Phantom, WOW!!!)… that movie truly made me love him all the more, and all the other films of his I have seen as well… “P.S. I Love You” was an amazing movie, full of so much sentiment and comedy, I wasn’t sure if I should laugh or cry through it… All i know is that I would feel so honored and priviledged to meet Gerard Butler in person… Not only is he beautiful on the outside, but he looks to be the type of person to be as equally beautiful inside, which makes it all the lovely to hope and wish to meet him in person one day…. Gerry, you truly have a huge fan in me!!! I Love You!!! :-D

  12. B says:

    Im Straight But Id Totally Go Gay For This Man

  13. nate says:

    Ok I have seen a lot of the movies yall are talking about with Gerard Butler and yes as an actor he seems to be a very well put together man my sister is very fond this guy and I see why but it would be very disappointing to these women who love him so much is nothing like the way he acts now I am not saying isn’t a great guy I honestly don’t know all I am saying is don’t judge by the way they act or look and honestly its sounds like none of you know how this man truly is. I know to most of yall that it doesn’t matter but for the ones that want to meet I don’t blame you just keep in mind that he is a man and all men are usually very selfish and pig headed and have know respect for a woman and to keep your hopes for him high but try your best to keep your head staight. Other than that G B knows how to (act) loving and treating a woman the way a man should! God Love Him!

  14. nate says:

    sexy beast

  15. Madalyn Banks says:

    Merry Christmas Eve everyone. Or should i say “Gerry Christmas to all & to all a good night.” Anything with Gerry Butler is a great night!!!!!

  16. chris says:

    wow Gerard is hot just watched PS I Love You, and as for the pic of him in shorts he is hot!! not sure what my wife would think of me writing this!I would turn for him.

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