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Drew’s Got a New Man


Just months after splitting from Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti (who quickly hopped into the sack with Kirsten Dunst, aspiring White House Drug Czar), the always adorable Drew Barrymore is officially dating director Spike Jonze, the ex-husband of Sofia Coppola. In a fabulous Hollywood twist, Drew’s BFF Cameron Diaz is reportedly hated by Sofia, who is rumored to have based the ditzy blonde Kelly character in Lost in Translation on Diaz (weird … I always just kind of assumed that was Britney Spears). Anyway, I adore Drew, and one of these romances is going to work out for her one day, I’m sure of it!

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  • So not really on the same topic as your post, but I found this today and I just can’t resist sharing. Mrs. Agathe’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. Oh, and by the way…don’t worry about my Doberman. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!” When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Agathe’s apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog simply laid there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!” To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”

  • My buddy and I were just talking over this particular subject, she actually is always trying to prove me incorrect! I will show her this particular blog post and additionally rub it in a little!