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Mar 06, 2007 at 09:05 am by Evil Beet
The queen of extensions was on-hand in Chicago this weekend to promote her new line of hair-extensions, DreamCatchers. I did Google searches for “Dream Catchers Hilton,” “DreamCatchers hair,” “Dream Catchers extensions,” and “Dream Catchers Hilton hair extensions,” and I could not find a single example of this product or information on how one might go about purchasing it. So, good work, Paris. This is a foolproof product launch. It’s like that one time your sister launched an entire hotel and forgot to copyright the name. You kids are business prodigies, I swear.
Also, who launches a line of hair extensions in Chicago? Are they supposed to double as thermal outerwear? I love Chicago, but it’s not exactly an area where the Paris Hilton aesthetic has a whole lot of pull, at least not compared to Los Angeles. Hm. Maybe Jessica Simpson’s line of extensions has the West coast cornered, so Hilton’s trying to promote somewhere else.
Whatever. Her hair looks fake.
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Michael Lohan Got A Job!
the very fact that story is on tmz tells anyone he hasn’t changed at all. i doubt he was even there for a job. this was just to sell a story and get himself attention. -
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The one and only educator of Dreamcatchers is so self opinionated that she does not realize she is nothing without Paris. I was there for training, was offered nothing to drink and spoken down to and dismissed to go buy my own coffee as if I was a child. A fellow friend of mine was told to F___ OFF if she did not like how the class was run. As a salon owner I did not expect to be treated in such a manner from a company like this. One of their former stylists wanted to rent a station from my salon and in discussion it came up that Dianna the head educator (the blond with the pink shirt following Paris) is not even a qualified cosmetoligist. Is my Dreamcatchers cetrification still valid? Mind you I still have not even recieved my certificate which I was promised weeks ago. This is all a scam!!!!!!!!!! I cant even get my money back!
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