Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This Just Seems Wrong

Skinny Christina Ricci can’t stop getting her jollies on when her boy-band hot ex-husband Justin Timberlake leaves for Iraq so the “Snakes on a Plane” guy chains her up. Something is diirrrrtttyyyy and wrong about this movie. I use dirrrrrrtttyyyy in the X-tina sense.

Check out the trailer.