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Beyonce Sports Sultry

JustJared knows something I didn’t. Beyonce has made the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit issue. Take that J-HUD!

She may play second fiddle at the movies and she might be dating a guy who lies about retirement but she’s still got a fairly smokin’ bod. And here in cyberspace that’s still worth something.

Also, fellas, it might be fun to leave this issue out to make your mate feel inadequate. It’s the only real way to get back at your mother for years of neglect.

*Photo courtesy of JustJared

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