Justin Timberlake announces plans to launch his own television network, JT TV. I announce plans to throw up a little in my mouth. [POTP]
Remember Lindsay Lohan? [The Blemish]
Mischa Barton does her very best Crocodile Dundee. [Celebslam]
Anna Nicole was cheating … on TRIMSPA! Leave it to CourtTV to get the hard facts in this case. [TMZ]
T.R. Knight is not getting pushed around by anyone anymore! You hear that, Diddy? [Cele|bitchy]
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer pose for some prom post-Grammy photos. [Tabloid Whore]
Paris Hilton won’t have her true commitment to the ground-breaking creation of novel soundscapes diluted by an extended appearance at such self-congratulatory nonsense as the Grammy awards. But you can take her picture real quick. [Defamer]
See? Sarah Silverman is funny. I told you so. [Gawker]