Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh. My. God.

I am watching the AmIdol San Antonio auditions, and Ryan Seacrest is talking to three girls who are holding a sign that says — I am not kidding about this — “JASMINeS Are Next AMerICAN IDOL!”

I looked at it for so long, trying to figure out what they could possibly mean by that, and finally it dawned on me.

And Ryan is talking to them for what I am certain is a full five minutes, and they are saying something, I’m sure, but I can’t hear any of it, because they are holding a sign that says — for real, people — “JASMINeS Are Next AMerICAN IDOL!”

If only public school teachers could create the same level of hysteria as aspiring pop stars…