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Top Chef’s Marcel Gets His Ass Kicked By a Girl

Well, a girl and a bottle, technically. I guess it really takes a woman to do a man’s job. According to Page Six, someone finally did the bodily harm to the scrawny contestant that Sam, Cliff and Ilan had dreamed of for months. “This girl came up to me at a nightclub and asked me if I was Marcel from ‘Top Chef,’ ” Marcel says. “The next thing I knew, this bottle struck me, and my friends had to rush me to the hospital. I needed 30 stitches.”

Here’s what surprises me: Marcel has friends. Not just friends, but the kind of friends who rush one to the hospital in this situation, rather than high-fiving the bottle-throwing girl. I wonder what type of bottle it was. I hope it was beer, and I hope there was foam in it.

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  • Why does everyone hate Marcel so much? He’s the nicest person on that show. The only bit of personality the other men on the show (and obviously this stupid girl and her bottle — was it that horror Betty? The 50 year old woman who has nothing better to do than make chunky soups and whine and moan about a guy half her age?) have displayed is their ability to hate, be cruel and gang up on someone who doesnt deserve it. They’re the bullies everyone knows have no self esteem themselves and just look to hurting others to enhance themselves. Marcel’s handled all of this really well, as seen on the show, and in my opinion, is the best person on there.

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  • I disagree with you. Indeed, I’m not giving a ringing disagreement, but just sayin’ what I think. I have my opinion, you have yours.

  • Forgive ME, but more about the subject, please!! You are going away from the topic too frequently, therefore it is uneasy to read your posts.

  • Marcel was without doubt the superior chef to that weasel Ilan who tried to beat his competitor outside the kitchen — like the tattle-tale cherry incident. No-one liked Marcel because he was competitive AND talented. He was robbed of the title given to that lame, unimaginative one-trick Spanish ass.

  • I think it is funny that all the contestants said Marcel is immature. Then they go and pretty much assault them, Ilan insults his food during a presentation, and they all talk about him behind his back. At least when Marcel had something to say he did it to their faces. Marcel was the best one on the show, and the others were just jealous.

    I also thought it was funny that Ilan tried to make a foam, and he couldn’t even do that. Most of the food he cooked I could get at Ruby Tuesdays.

  • I really don’t understand why people don’t like him so much. From what I’ve seen, the only reason he was hated is because he’s in his own world and he talks a lot. You can get annoyed…but to hate someone for that? It’s too much. I felt like all the other chefs (except for Elia) focused too much on just trying to humiliate and make fun of Marcel. Really. I thought they were supposed to be professionals? It was really immature of them. And bullying always looks ugly. In any form.