Dec 13, 2006 at 07:44 pm by Evil Beet

It is on like Donkey Kong!

Paris Hilton has rushed to the defense of Britney Spears and fans of idiotic quotes the whole world round are rejoicing. Please folks, give her some room here.

“For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling,” Hilton wrote (on her MySpace blog).

Yes, it is appalling to call out a mother of two for being out all night getting housed. How silly of us. And I’m sure one day her children will gleefully look back on when their momma abstained from the merest hint of modesty.

Also, just knowing she has a set of “partying ethics” makes me warm and fuzzy about the whole thing. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go exercise my “Meth Morals.”

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