Today's Evil Beet Gossip

We Wish You a Creepy Christmas

From our friends at MollyGood. Here is “Trapped in the Clauset,” a holiday parody of the R. Kelly epic. It is really really disturbing, but so is the fact that Nicole Richie was driving on THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD. Let me just tell you that it involves Jesus banging Santa’s woman. It crosses the line…and that’s why the Beet is featuring it for you today.
Here is the first video. Click here to see the rest of the trilogy.