Tim Burton’s Man Love for Johnny Depp Knows No Bounds
Aug 17, 2006 at 08:53 am by Evil Beet

It’s a daunting task to isolate the Stephen Sondheim musical that would have the least commercial appeal as a big-screen release, but Tim Burton has risen to the challenge, moving forward with a DreamWorks production of Sweeney Todd. True to form, he’s asked the individual who we, at this point, simply must beginning referring to as his muse — Johnny Depp — to play the lead. The feel-good cannibalism film of the decade is slated for a late 2007 release. With any luck this will tie up Depp’s schedule long enough that we, as a nation, won’t have to cope with Pirates 3 until 2008; at that point, the 17 hours of Mr. Depp drinking gin from potted plants and sporadically penetrating Keira Knightley with a rotted oar while reading Leaves of Grass aloud will casually out-gross the GDP of Finland.

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One Response to “Tim Burton’s Man Love for Johnny Depp Knows No Bounds”

  1. The solar panel homes guy says:
    December 21, 2010 at 4:47 am

    johny johny, I think he is the most talented male actor ever. although Pirates of the Caribbean At World’s End is the worst!

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