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- Daniel Radcliffe Likes 'Em HAIRY
- Miley Cyrus Wasted and Eating Penis Cake
- BREAKING: LeAnn Rimes NOT in a Bikini!
- UPDATE: Brad Pitt Still a Total Sex God
- Olivia Munn Really Wants You to Like Her I Guess
- Jessica Simpson's Pregnancy Cravings
- JC Chasez SAVED A BABY'S LIFE
- Frances Bean and Her Fiancee Are Private People
- Better Get a Preorder on That Miley Sex Doll!
- BREAKING: Russell Brand Blindsides Katy Perry With Divorce
- Beyonce "Had" a Baby - Tiana-May Carter?
- Rihanna & Chris Brown: Professing Their Undying Love Via Twitter?
- Just When She Was Starting to Look OK
- BREAKING: Bradley Cooper Hooking Up With Zoe Saldana
I haven’t really been in a writing mood today, which is why you’ve been treated to videos and nip-slip pics, but as a responsible journalist (cough cough hiss hiss), I respect that there are some things my readers should know before I sign off for the day:
1) Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes oblingingly struck the we’re-in-love pose for paparazzi yesterday, and people seem to think this is newsworthy, so, there ya go.
2) X17 thinks they’ve got a shot of Suri Cruise. That sad, longing figure in the window may or may not be Katie Holmes.
3) Gwyneth Paltrow is African. All male bloggers subsequently announce themselves painfully well-endowed. I can’t compete with that. Except for this: Right, Gwyneth, and I have two vaginas.
4) I keep hearing buzz about terrorist plots involving airplanes. Didn’t Nick Cage do a movie about that?
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