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Breaking: Colin Farrell Has "Half a Baguette in His Lunchbox"


Perhaps Colin Farrell missed the luck of the Irish in one key area. Angelique Jerome, who claims to have had a multi-hour affair with Farrell in London last month, tells London’s Sunday Mirror that “he has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he’s all talk. Between the sheets, he is a letdown with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean.”

Ouch.

[Rush & Molloy]

Update: US Weekly’s blog ran this item with the headline “Colin Farrell’s Man-Loaf Not Up to Size,” for which they should win some manner of prize.

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  • I saw Colin Farell in a home sex movie with a beautiful black model and his package was above average 8″ or more and the gerth was very exceptable; And, i will add he seemed to know how to use it.

  • Yeah, what Roxy said.
    The Playmate certainly seemed to be enjoying Farrell’s blarney stone.
    He seemed really well endowed to me.
    If he only had half, I guess I just have a third.
    Maybe Angelique Jerome has just been with really supremely hung men, or maybe she’s just bitter.

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