Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kim Kardashian Is Getting Married in Two Months

A photo of Kris Humpries and Kim Kardashian Because when you get engaged after six months of dating with a ring that's big enough to murder someone and you want to have a wedding as big as that royal one, getting married in two months just makes sense. This information comes from Life & Style from an unnamed insider, but I believe it, mostly because poor Kim has been itching to get married for a while now.  Besides, can you imagine what this is going to do for her TV show?  People love fancy weddings, and, for whatever reason, people also love the Kardashians.  This i...

How Ridiculous Is Kim Kardashian’s Engagement Ring?

A photo of Kim Kardashian Yesterday, Sarah told you guys the happy news - Kim Kardashian is engaged!  She also told you guys a little about the engagement ring (20.5 carats), but today, Amy Grindhouse has pictures.  And it's absurd. Does anyone genuinely think this is a good look?  Once a diamond gets to be a certain size, doesn't it just look trashy? I know the ring cost $2 million - and that's another issue altogether - but to me, it just looks like something you get out of a quarter machine that will turn your fi...

Kim Kardashian Has Some Serious Issues With Body Hair

A photo of Kim Kardashian For instance, see that picture up there?  See all those little baby hairs around her forehead?  Yeah, that picture's a couple years old, and if you check out current pictures of Kim, you can see that she LASERED THEM OFF. SHE LASERED HER FOREHEAD BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED OF WAXING THEM. SHE WAXED HER FOREHEAD.  Is anyone else as creeped out/disturbed/disgusted at that as I am? If that doesn't make you feel weird, how about this: she started getting weekly bikini waxes at 12 years old.  Honestly, what ...

If Kim Kardashian Keeps Talking Like This, She’s Never Getting Married

picture of hot kim kardashian butt ass photos Pardon the headline, it's awfully The Rules-y of me, but I'm pretty sure that if Kim Kardashian ever wants to marry her boyfriend of five months, Kris Humphries (and she soooo does,) she needs to stop being so vocal about her desires to get hitched. According to Life & Style, Kim's already got her engagement ring picked out. A source close to Kim told the magazine, "Her idol is Elizabeth Taylor, who was a good friend of Lorraine's, so she wants to take inspiration from one of Elizabeth's pri...

Kim Kardashian Does ‘Cosmopolitan UK’, Still Has Nothing To Talk About But Her Ass

Kim Kardashian just did the cover of Cosmopolitan UK and the girl looks good. She also has absolutely nothing else to bring to the table, so like, she'd better look good. I skimmed Kim's interview, but didn't get much further than this little anecdote about her teen years, "I see ridiculous stories about my butt, like how it has been insured. I feel like saying, 'Hey, everyone has a butt. It’s not that big a deal!' But I suppose it’s flattering. Personally, I’ve always loved the cur...

But Seriously, How is Kendall Jenner a Model?

Alright, so I understand that I'm getting into some sticky stuff here, but with the Kardashian clan, that's not all that unusual (rimshot!) Anyone who's been following the Kardashian saga can tell you that Kim, Khloe and Kourt's baby sis, Kendall Jenner, has been trying to break into modeling for a little over a year now. There were those infamous bikini beach shots, and now she's the face for Sherri Hill prom dresses. I understand that all it takes these days is a famous face to land an endorsement deal, but I'm pretty sure that the bigger ...

And This is Who Kim Kardashian is Sleeping With Lately

photo of kim kardashian and boyfriend kris humphries I always marvel at how tall - or small - some celebrities are, and when I saw these pictures that were sent to me by our photo agency, I just ... stared. Above, we have hot-ass Kim Kardashian and her latest boyfriend, NBA star Kris Humphries. I know that basketball players are supposed to be super-tall and big and what not, but boyfriend here looks positively Photoshopped next to Kim. And to make Kim look like a tiny, delicate, shrinking violet, you must be pretty damned imposing. Also, I just now noticed that Kim Kardashian's boyfriend's name is Kris. And I'll bet if they e...

[PHOTOS] The 2011 People’s Choice Awards: Everyone Brought It

photo of house cast pictures peoples choice awards Let's get right down to business, shall we? After a careful analysis of the People's Choice Awards photos, I have a few questions and more than a few comments. What do you guys think of Khloe Kardashian's red-ass hair? Anna Lynne McCord looks like she suffered a stroke. I have a real problem with Cory Monteith's last name. George Lopez and Ann Serrano are the cutest. couple. ever. Smile! Zac Efron's pores are waving hello! Malin Akerman is totally the next Diane Kruger. R...

Katy Perry Tops Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2010

Glad to say that I definitely saw this coming; I definitely didn't think I was the only one to think Katy Perry was positively bangin'! Maxim unveiled their 2010 Hot 100 list on their site today and my girl Katy topped the charts at number one. The top ten consisted of Perry, Elisabetta Canalis, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, Megan Fox, Marisa Miller, Brooklyn Decker, Olivia Munn, Blake Lively and Zoe Saldana. However, I think last year's list was marginally better, featuring women of the likes of ...

What. A. Bitch.

58358658kimkardashian916200945654pm You know what I've noticed about Kim Kardashian?  She has an adept way of saying really bitchy things in that sweet, simply little voice of hers so that you don't readily realize just what a whorebag she's being.  If she lived in the south, she'd be the one who follows up every verbal slam with a "bless your heart."  For example, her most recent statement about her pregnant sister, Kourtney: "She's huge. She is huuuuge!  I think she's in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe's clothes." See what I mean?  She knocked out two sisters with that little gem.  Of course, only seconds later, the backpedal. ...

Kourtney Kardashian Has Serious Maturity Issues

58084129kourtneykardashian818200952902pm The other day I reported about how Kourtney Kardashian got pregnant by forgetting to take her birth control pill.  And I voiced concern, because if you can't remember to take one pill a day to avoid creating a human, you probably are going to have a bit of trouble actually raising a human. Well today's revelation -- we should just expect these daily media announcements from now until the kid graduates college -- was about how she told her sister and mom that she was expecting.  Reminder:  Kourtney Kardashian is 30-years-old. "It was so hard for me to tell Kim and my m...