It’s the same as the problem with Saturday Night Live. The sketches aren’t funny. Aaron Sorkin, we learn, has a weakness — other than crack cocaine, of course —...

Yesterday, I wanted to run the George Michael story with the headline “George Michael’s Double Whammy,” but she’d beat me to it. Today, she ran a Bobby Brown story...

Too late. It’s okay, though. It was the horse one anyway.

Make the absurd statement that it could have saved Natalee Holloway’s life.

There’s more where that came from.

This woman has been growing her nails since 1979. She is also the proud teacher of the best-behaved third-grade class in the history of the world.

Posting will resume this evening. Until then, check out My Evil Cohorts, or come be my friend on mySpace. – The Beet

“Your research in phytoplankton ecology intrigues me, and I’d love to learn more about it. I have always been interested in harmful algal blooms.” From my sister’s...

Because it, like, doesn’t suck at all.

And reality TV continues its sharp plunge into actual reality. Rev Run’s wife gave birth on Thursday, but the baby was born with its organs external to its body, a rare condition...

File-sharing site Limewire is suing the RIAA for anti-trust violations, and they’re asking for a jury trial. So it’s pretty much the most awesome publicity stunt since that time...

Via Bravo’s website. Complete with music and special effects. Consider the rest of your day shot. This is awesome. Update: Check out the mash-ups we made! Evil Beet Mash by Evil...