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Pat Benatar’s Stunning Hawaiian Escape for Sale

Pat Benatar is a sort of goddess to me. I even flirted with naming my child Benatar.  So to learn she’s been chilling out on a plantation estate in Hawaii is relief to my shaky grasp on my fading memories.

The views are like nothing I’ve ever seen. Per the listing “finely crafted oceanfront home is situated on a private cove, featuring breathtaking views of the Big Island to Haleakala Crater.”   It all works.  The layout of the home, with its open floor plan, indoor tiki bar and fold back window that bring the outdoors inside.. I want it.

3 Bedrooms and 4 baths and 3,295 sq ft it’s an absolute steal at $3,200,000.