Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Quotables: Jack White Cusses Out Fans

"Fuck you, you hip motherfuckers! Why don't you rock the fuck out?! Maybe I should go grab those free drinks and shove them down your throats, you hip motherfuckers!" - Jack White flipping out on his audience (which included Liv Tyler and Mary-Kate Olsen) during a Dead Weather show in NYC. He didn't feel like they were "rocking out" hard enough. I can understand Jack's frustration. I'd say the same thing. /> "Fuck you, you hip motherfuckers! Why don't you rock the fuck out?! Maybe I should go grab those free drinks and shove them down your throats, you hip motherfuckers!" - Jack White flipping out on his audience (which included Liv Tyler and Mary-Kate Olsen) during a Dead Weather show in NYC. He didn't feel like they were "rocking out" hard enough. I can understand Jack's frustration. I'd say the same thing....

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58195911olsentwins8312009113356pm Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen -- can you tell which one is which? -- spent some time this weekend in Japan attending the opening of Opening Ceremonies flagship store.   As Beet mentioned the other day, the Olsen twins are looking totally different.  I am now more convinced than ever that this change in appearance stems from more than "Mary-Kate finally ate a sandwich."  In case you didn't know, the large-headed, large-eared one on the right is MK....

Foreclosure Rates Soar Resulting in Growth of Mary-Kate Olsen’s Hat Collection

51872636marykateolsen1223200880703pm Mary-Kate Olsen needs to get a clue for Christmas.  She is, like, zOMG, so totally in tune with the state of the economy, dudes.  A Page Six spy shared an elevator with MKO at Barney's,  in which she said, "It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales."  Then she pointed to her hat and said "That's where I got this! The recession!"   Fuck.  Please don't tell me she thinks "The Recession" is some sort of new franchise haberdashery that is fl...

Is Mary-Kate Olsen Pregnant?

First of all, this is a pregnancy post where you will see no use of the terms "preggers", "baby bump" or "sperminated."  You're welcome.  This is one aspect that really bothers me about celebrity gossip.  The National Enquirer is reporting that Mary-Kate Olsen is pregnant because her weight broke 100 lbs.  Maybe she's just getting healthier.  That's still a dangerously low BMI.  I'm starting to think that it's impossible for a celeb with an eating disorder to ever real...