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56364492lindsaylohan1213200840618pm Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted today at LAX.  Seriously, I want my celebs shiny, showered and dressed.  This greasy hair, black legging, spotty tanner, leather coat and hoodie thing has gone on far too long Linds.  It's time to embrace some soap and a new look; because your leggings are becoming the striped shorts of Richard Simmon's world.  Some call it a trademark, I call it a tragesty. Samantha, on the other hand, is basically in black tie-aka not wearing a concer...

Samantha Ronson Thinks 90210 Star is Ugly

Original Video- More videos at TinyPic She didn't actually say that but still, this clip amused me.  And she went up a few points on the likability meter.  OMG I just accidentally typed lickability!  I cannot have a secret crush on GNR Girl!  Moving on, and quickly, Sam addresses the rumor of having a crush on 90210's AnnaLynne McCord and confirms that she and Linds are still going strong.  It's all in the first half of the clip. Thanks Stephon!...

Lindsay Lohan Employs Invisible Dog Collar To Get Samantha Ronson On Red Carpet

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson made their first official "We Are A Couple" red carpet appearance last night.  I mean, they're always seen together stocking up on Doritos and Red Bull or appearing at clubs but this is different.  This is a statement people.  And I know that Lindsay said she's sorta, kinda, maybe bisexual but really, is Samantha Ronson thatmuch of a stretch?  Ronson is every guy I dated in 1988.  When I see pictures of her, I am flooded with the ...

Lindsay Lohan Is Totally Sober

Yep.  Lindsay is so not drinking.  She didn't look the slightest bit wrecked last night at the 6126 Holiday Collection Fashion Showcase at PURE Nightclub.  I know if I were in recovery, I'd be at nightclubs every weekend too.  Other than Sam Malone, who isn't a real person, drunks and bars were never a good mix.  But Lindsay is different.  Special.  She can handle the temptations that millions of other alcoholics can't.  God, I envy the superpowers of the famous. I m...

The Powerful Lindsay Lohan Speaks

For all the undecideds, perhaps Lindsay Lohan's endorsement on MySpace will tip the scales for you.  I just wish she wouldn't have waited until the 11th hour to weigh in and let the public know where she stands on the issues.  Because her viewpoint influences millions.  I know that I live by the credo of "WWLLD?"  It's been tough this election season not knowing... Sorry i haven't blogged in a minute.. i've been traveling and trying to catch up on sleep! I thought it was impo...

Lindsay Lohan Calls the Shots

Lindsay Lohan has agreed to allow her deposition for Samantha Ronson's malpractice and negligence lawsuit against her former lawyer (related to this) to be videotaped as long as her conditions are met: Lohan's lawyer asks that the video be used only in the current suit and never for future litigation, minus a judge's order; that only the parties to the suit, their attorneys and expert witnesses can view the tape; that no one be present for the deposition other than the plaintiff and defendant, the lawyers, a cameraperson and a court reporter; that Lohan's...