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Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

[caption id="attachment_156235" align="aligncenter" width="396"]This is what Kim Kardashian wears to catch a flight at LAX. I am so, so, so sick of seeing this woman's boobs.[caption id="attachment_156235" align="aligncenter" width="396"] This is what Kim Kardashian wears to catch a flight at LAX. I am so, so, so sick of seeing this woman's boobs.[/caption] Welcome back to another exciting round of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! In case you missed it, we did a Golden Globes fashion post, so this won't focus on that. I'm gonna warn y'all, I am in a particularly bitchy mood, so when critiquing this week of celebrity looks/outfits, I won't be holding any...

Kylie Jenner hates her new puppy

kylie jenner Kylie Jenner was all hype and feeling "#blessed" when she got a new pet greyhound for Christmas. However, the charm has already worn off and apparently Kylie hates her pup, whose name is Norman, because having to take care of it is cutting into her clubbing time. Instead, she's been pawning the dog off on her sisters so she can hit the town... how, I'm not sure, since she's not even 18 yet. Anyhoo, here's the scoop from Radar Online: “Kylie just got this dog for Christmas and she is alr...

Kim Kardashian doesn’t smile because it causes wrinkles

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian loves taking selfies and basically catching her mug on camera in whatever way possible. In most of those photos, she's scowling, or at the very least trying to look super serious and high fashion. It doesn't work, but whatever. Now, Kim swears she's not unhappy - she has the best life ever, actually. She's filthy rich for absolutely nothing, she's married to Kanye, who is apparently her dream man, she's got a gorgeous little girl. What's not to like? Turns out, there's a reason she...

Kim Kardashian can’t get pregnant again

kim kardashian kanye west Kim Kardashian has been open about wanting to have another child with Kanye West. They're already parents to North, of course, but given how big her own family is, it's no surprise that they want to have a brood of 'em. However, things aren't exactly going to plan - apparently they've been trying for the past 9 months, to no avail, and chances are they won't have any success in the future, either. From TMZ: Kim Kardashian is upset for a very good reason ... as hard as she's been trying, she...

Kim Kardashian sent Kris Jenner a very special email

kim kardashian kris jenner I'm pretty sure Kris Jenner is some sort of evil mastermind, hell bent on controlling the lives of her daughters - each of whom she's whored out to the highest bidder since they were able to make duck lips on Instagram - and everything about them: their money, their image, their business endorsements, etc. She also knows just how to put them in their places when they get a bit too cheeky for their own good. That has to be true, since I can't think of another reason Kris felt the need to share an...

British man spends $150,000 to look like Kim Kardashian

kim kardashian I suppose I owe you all an apology, as I know you're going to have this image burned into your retinas for all eternity. This 23-year-old old British man, whose name is Jordan James Parke, apparently spent upwards of $150,000 to look more like Kim Kardashian. The resemblance is uncanny, don't you think? “I love everything about Kim,” he told The Sun. “She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.” Apparently he's had "lip and cheek fillers, laser hair removal, Botox, eyebrow tattoos and veneers...

Kim Kardashian cropped North West out of her selfie and the internet went crazy

kim kardashian north west I don't know why anyone on God's green earth would be surprised that Kim Kardashian is vain and self-centered enough to crop her own child out of her selfie because it was harshing her duck lips vibe, but apparently they were because that's exactly what happened yesterday. Kim posted the above photo on Instagram yesterday, where you can clearly see a little sliver of North West. Her followers went INSANE, calling her selfish, saying how this is a sign that Kim has lost her last grip on real...

Kim Kardashian reveals Kanye West’s rules for dating

kim kardashian kanye west Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's marriage has lasted far longer than anyone ever thought (and longer than her made-for-TV marriage to the oafish football player guy whose name I can't even remember), so they must be in a great position to share their secrets to a healthy and happy relationship, right? It all goes back to their dating days, when Kanye set some serious rules for their time together. "When we first started dating it was rude if we brought our phones with us out, so I learned from...

Pippa Middleton And Kim Kardashian Talk About Butts

pippa-middleton-kim-kardashian Kim Kardashian broke the Internet with her major butt, and Pippa Middleton is a bit confused as to why that happened. She doesn't understand America's obsession with butts, and she wrote about it in a column for The Spectator's Christmas Special, via E!: No year is complete without a bottom story, and the 'Rear of 2014' award undoubtedly goes to Kim Kardashian, after her posterior exploded all over the internet last month. I must say that mine—though it has enjoyed fleeting fame—is no...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_155477" align="aligncenter" width="396"]Taylor Swift and her Bambi legs welcome you in.[caption id="attachment_155477" align="aligncenter" width="396"] Taylor Swift and her Bambi legs welcome you.[/caption] How's everybody doing? This week went by lickety-split for me. I can hardly believe it's time once again to critique and criticize celebrity looks! And why not? Gotta get the aggression out somehow, am I right? Naw, but we like to have fun here. Anyway, go through the photos and make your pick for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! Hooray! (Hint: Kim Ka...

Kim Kardashian blames God for her pregnancy weight gain

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian gave birth to daughter North West over a year ago, but she's still yammering on about the experience like she's the first woman to ever be pregnant on earth. I can't with her, especially since she's actually claimed that all that pregnancy weight she put on was a punishment from God and was all his (His?) doing. From Elle UK: "I'd think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying: 'Kim, you think you're so hot, but look what I can do to you.'" "My body just went crazy. After f...

Kim Kardashian gets the cover of ‘Elle’ UK

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian is on the cover of Elle UK's January 2015 issue, and she's surprisingly clothed in these shots! There are three different covers, all shot by French photographer Jean-Baptiste Mondino, and they're all pretty decent... albeit EXTREMELY Photoshopped. I mean, come on - they've literally shaved off 60% of her hips/ass! What world do we live in that someone thinks we're going to buy that this is Kim Kardashian's real body? No thanks. Anyhoo, here are the other shots... Third and final co...