Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Bruce Jenner’s Plastic Surgery Revealed

51903781brucejenner5152009105514am-1 Kim Kardashian has been flapping her gums, this time about her step-dad Bruce Jenner.  I'm sure you'll find this practically unbelievable but twenty-five years ago, Bruce Jenner had a face-lift and nose job.  I just thought he always looked like the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz, but no.  His perma-shock countenance is the result of surgery gone terribly, terribly wrong. Anyway, he had corrective surgery to undo the craziness.  Above is a picture of him before.... After the jump is...

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57141369kimkardashian421200990103am-1 "I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a 'fuller-figured woman' of extra large proportions is a little offensive.  For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL." Ki...

Are We Sure Fergie Is Off The Meth?

16523001fergie25200994235am What do you think of Fergie's look?  She looks like a wealthy socialite.  A ninety-year-old wealthy socialite. A ninety-year-old-wealthy socialite who doesn't know better than to wear black Spanx under a white dress. Fergie and her cute husband Josh Duhamel attended the Vanity Fair and Krug dinner last night in West Hollywood.  Paris was there.  Can someone please stage an intervention for her spine?  The girl can hardly stand at this point .  Kim Kardashian looked unrecognizable and Keys...

Kim Kardashian Celebrates Her 28th Birthday

KK assumed a natural for her pose as she blew out the sparklers on her cake.  Incidentally, apparently candles are passe now?  LAX Nightclub hosted her birthday party last night and served a cake with their name emblazoned across it and no mention of Kim's anywhere.  I feel a little embarassed for her.  I feel a lot embarassed for her sister Khloe.  She has absolutely no business wearing that dress anywhere...  And before you get all hysterical, I don't hate fat people....