Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kourtney Kardashian Has Serious Maturity Issues

58084129kourtneykardashian818200952902pm The other day I reported about how Kourtney Kardashian got pregnant by forgetting to take her birth control pill.  And I voiced concern, because if you can't remember to take one pill a day to avoid creating a human, you probably are going to have a bit of trouble actually raising a human. Well today's revelation -- we should just expect these daily media announcements from now until the kid graduates college -- was about how she told her sister and mom that she was expecting.  Reminder:  Kourtney Kardashian is 30-years-old. "It was so hard for me to tell Kim and my m...

It’s Tuesday, They’re Not in Love

57790056kimkardashian728200991955am For your analysis, here is a picture of Kim Kardashian on Sunday night at PURE nightclub.  They look happy, right?  Then, why on Monday did they announce their split? The pair, who recently returned from a charity trip to Africa with Kardashian's sister Khloe, just last May talked about "heading" toward marriage, but sources tell PEOPLE their relationship suffered from the time they spent apart – with yet another separation looming with the upcoming NFL season.  "They never get to see each ...

Lady Gaga Suffers From Heartburn

57745639ladygaga6222009111602am Poor Lady Gaga's chest exploded whilst performing at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada. Also there was Audrina Patridge in a cheap and ill-fitting dress, my fiance Bradley Cooper and the pure Jonas Brothers.  Oh, and I'm totally willing to support Kelly Clarkson in this whole body-acceptance thing she's got going on, but there must be compromise.  No.  More.  Scarf.  Tops. Rumer Willis appeared with her chin and Tila Tequila was positively stumped over the one...

An Engagement Ends And Another Begins

57391804kimkardashian63200961740pm-1 On the tail of things not workingout too well for Christina Ricci, comes news that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are newly engaged.  Kim was talking earlier this month about picking out her own ring.  "It's just easier.  Isn't it easy if someone's like, 'This is exactly what I want.' It'll make your life so easy."  Now, some people are dead-set against knowing what their engagement ring looks like ahead of time, but my theory is this:  Kim's going to have this ring on her hand for the next three to five years of her life.  Sho...

Bruce Jenner’s Plastic Surgery Revealed

51903781brucejenner5152009105514am-1 Kim Kardashian has been flapping her gums, this time about her step-dad Bruce Jenner.  I'm sure you'll find this practically unbelievable but twenty-five years ago, Bruce Jenner had a face-lift and nose job.  I just thought he always looked like the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz, but no.  His perma-shock countenance is the result of surgery gone terribly, terribly wrong. Anyway, he had corrective surgery to undo the craziness.  Above is a picture of him before.... After the jump is...