Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lady Gaga Suffers From Heartburn

57745639ladygaga6222009111602am Poor Lady Gaga's chest exploded whilst performing at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada. Also there was Audrina Patridge in a cheap and ill-fitting dress, my fiance Bradley Cooper and the pure Jonas Brothers.  Oh, and I'm totally willing to support Kelly Clarkson in this whole body-acceptance thing she's got going on, but there must be compromise.  No.  More.  Scarf.  Tops. Rumer Willis appeared with her chin and Tila Tequila was positively stumped over the one...

An Engagement Ends And Another Begins

57391804kimkardashian63200961740pm-1 On the tail of things not workingout too well for Christina Ricci, comes news that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are newly engaged.  Kim was talking earlier this month about picking out her own ring.  "It's just easier.  Isn't it easy if someone's like, 'This is exactly what I want.' It'll make your life so easy."  Now, some people are dead-set against knowing what their engagement ring looks like ahead of time, but my theory is this:  Kim's going to have this ring on her hand for the next three to five years of her life.  Sho...

Bruce Jenner’s Plastic Surgery Revealed

51903781brucejenner5152009105514am-1 Kim Kardashian has been flapping her gums, this time about her step-dad Bruce Jenner.  I'm sure you'll find this practically unbelievable but twenty-five years ago, Bruce Jenner had a face-lift and nose job.  I just thought he always looked like the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz, but no.  His perma-shock countenance is the result of surgery gone terribly, terribly wrong. Anyway, he had corrective surgery to undo the craziness.  Above is a picture of him before.... After the jump is...

Quotables

57141369kimkardashian421200990103am-1 "I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a 'fuller-figured woman' of extra large proportions is a little offensive.  For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL." Ki...