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Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian as Poison Ivy

A photo of Kim Kardashian It's funny, because Kim Kardashian is dressed like Poison Ivy and she always makes me feel itchy. Get it? Because of the psoriasis and a general feeling of discomfort? No? Ok. I suppose it doesn't matter much anyway, because this is mainly an excuse to talk about Halloween. Did you guys have a super time this weekend? Did you dress up as the slutty version of something else? Did you get wasted and make poor decisions or did you stay in and watch scary movies? Or did you go in a mor...

Is the Honeymoon Over Already?

photo of kris humphries wearing no ring moving boxes pics Well lookee here. We have Kris Khumphries, *moving boxes from his New York City hotel room "home," which is shared with wife Kim Kardashian. Oh, that, and he's not wearing his ring, either. Why the long face, Kris? Why the small box? Moreover, why marry a woman who can't even purchase a flat in NYC and has to stay in a long-term hotel room instead? If it's that last bit that steered you off course, friend, I can't say I blame you. I think Kim's all hot and stuff, and would just love to lear...

Happy Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

A photo of Kim Kardashian Oh, what a life you've led thus far, Kim Kardashian! You've had a giant wedding, a pesky case of psoriasis, and the beginnings of a musical career! And, let's see ... you've also had thousands of people watch a dude pee on you, that's something special. Anything else? Right, you've also been one of the most impressive fame whores in the game, Kim, and that's why we're going to celebrate your birthday the only way we know how - by picture after picture of that pretty face! [gallery columns="5"]...

Who Got Voted The Most Annoying Celebrity?

I know, that's a hard one, huh? It could be any of the douchebags we gossip about over here, it really could. There's Chris Brown with his knee-lickin' tendencies, it could be LeAnn Rimes with her awful bikini parade and her apparent inability to digest solids. There are dozens of possibilities, but Parade could only award one celebrity with this illustrious title. So who is the most annoying celebrity? Read More...

Kim Kardashian’s Music Video Is Horrible And Hilarious

Ok, to be fair, this is just a preview, it's not the entire music video. So who knows, maybe the rest of the video could contain something incredibly moving, a game-changer for budget music videos of greased up pretty girls. Maybe Kim Kardashian will wow us all with her talent and grace. This could become a legendary music video, much like "Single Ladies" or "Take on Me." Hey, anything's possible, right? /> Ok, to be fair, this is just a preview, it's not the entire music video. So who knows, maybe the rest of the video could contain something incredibly moving, a game-changer for budget music videos of greased up pretty girls. Maybe Kim Kardashian will wow us all with her talent and grace. This could become a legendary music video, much like "Single Ladies" or "Take on Me." Hey, anything's possible, right?...

This Kid Doesn’t Understand The Significance of The Kardashian Wedding

How dare you, little boy. Making silly faces while some valiant news reporter is trying to bring us the most important news story of the year! This isn't a joke, little boy. Yesterday, Kim Kardashian got married, and people needed to know about it RIGHT THEN. We didn't need some little twerp distracting us from the facts. Somebody might have missed the fact that Vera Wang designed her dress, or that Kim spoke to Ryan Seacrest the day before because of you and your dumb faces. Did you even...

Kim Kardashian Got Married!

A photo of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian I know, right? Finally. After what feels like absolute eons of engagement ring talk, wedding invitation judging, bridal registry complaints, and just plain waiting on pins and needles, Kim Kardashian is officially a married gal. Stop what you're doing and grab a glass of champagne or some PCP or whatever it is you kids do nowadays and celebrate! We don't have any pictures yet - the pictures were sold to People, who will be publishing them in next Friday's issue - but trust me, as soon as we see any hint of them, you'll know. We're krazy for Kardashians! Well, not...

Who Is America’s Most Popular Celebrity?

Reuters and Ipsos teamed up to poll America on their most well-loved and their least favorite celebrities, and can you guess who won the number one spot in America's heart? Here, I'll give you a couple hints. This girl got a golden opportunity a few years back in a commercial, and she went on to have a pretty impressive resurgence in popularity. I say resurgence because she's been around for a while. Because she's old. Have you got it? Read More...

Did You Want to See Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Invitation?

A photo of Kim Kardashian's wedding invitation I know that, around these parts, everybody's been real excited about Kim Kardashian's wedding. Even when you leave comments like "dear God, please please please never ever talk about the Kardashians ever again," I know it's just because you're so torn inside because you can't fathom the pure, all-encompassing love that you have for these people. And that's why we're soldiering on together. Oh, and despite what I told you earlier, Kim and her man aren't getting married on Halloween - the date is August 20th. So jot tha...

Kim Kardashian Has Psoriasis

A psoriasis diagnosis on last night's 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' On the latest episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, a very anxious Kim Kardashian visits a dermatologist to find out about the pink spots on her legs. In the video, when Kim says, "Khloe seems to think I have ringworm," I initially went into a full-on WebMD panic, like, OH NO! Annular lesions are a symptom of Subacute Cutaneous Lupus Erythematosus! Also, syphilis! But my panic lasted only a second, because then Kim pulls up her cuffed pantleg, and anyone with a genetic autoimmune disease...

Kim Kardashian Gets A Haircut, Has A Ridiculous Wedding Registry

A photo of Kim Kardashian First things first: Kim got a haircut. Love her or hate her, you've got to admit that this girl is not unattractive, and I think those few inches she just took off really helps.  You know, like she needs help in that department. She's mind-numblingly dumb but insanely gorgeous.  And isn't that always the way. And here's a bonus bit of Kardashian news:  you can now purchase a gift for Kim and her man straight from their wedding registry!  So if you feel like purchasing a fancy $1,000 clock or 18 plates for $670 a pop, ...

Kim Kardashian: Knocked Up by 2012

A photo of Kim Kardashian It sort of scares me how fast Kim Kardashian is moving with this whole engagement thing, is that weird?  Like if Kim were one of my girls, I would want to sit her down and have a good long chat with her to make sure that she knew what she wanted.  I don't know, maybe it's because I've spent such a considerable portion of my life looking at her ass, but I actually feel a little concerned for her. This potential baby news comes a week after the news that Kim is getting married to her brand...
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