Last week, a site called Breathe Heavy apparently got a hold of some photos showing Justin Bieber before and after Photoshopping for his new Calvin Klein campaign. The comparison was hilarious - in the final product, his biceps were enlarged, his stomach chiseled more and most notably, his dick was made bigger. As in... it was doubled in size.
Of course, this did not go over very well with JB himself, whose manhood was gravely insulted. He immediately sprung into action, threatening a lawsuit which ca...
When Justin Bieber revealed his new Calvin Klein ad earlier this week, anyone with a brain and a working set of eyes very quickly called bullshit on the whole thing. Like, sorry to ruin your fantasies, but the Biebs does NOT look like that. He does not have biceps like that. His dick is not that big. Just no.
Some naysayers called us haters, but those of us who knew better stayed strong... and now the real before and after pictures have leaked. And yeeeeeep, they were Photoshopped to high heavens.
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File this under "Shit I Never Asked to See" - Justin Bieber's campaign for Calvin Klein underwear is out, and it's... interesting.
The photos were shared by Justin himself on his Twitter page today, and a bunch of pre-teens probably discovered their privates for the first time today as they gazed upon the fabric that surrounds his.
Just a few questions:
1. Why does Justin Bieber think he's David Beckham?
2. Who was the Photoshop specialist hired for Justin's crotchal region? That...
Justin Bieber loves lying about shit he's apparently bought but actually hasn't. Remember when he tried to pretend like he bought a yacht, but it was actually some rich family in Florida's boat? Or when he acted like he had a Bugatti which was actually Birdman's? This time around, Justin is pretending that he bought his own private jet... but uh, he didn't, actually.
TMZ has learned the jet Bieber posed on is a G4 -- which is for sale -- but was not purchased by JB. Sources with direct knowledge...
Step right up, ladies! Justin Bieber may have been rumoured to be dating Hailey Baldwin, but apparently that's a load of bologna. In fact, he's "super single" and ready to mingle with whatever lady lacks enough self-respect to go anywhere near him! Hurrah!
"People are crazy. I'm super single and this is my good friend u would know otherwise."
I'm not quite sure that's a sentence that makes any sense in the English language, but what the hell, let's go with it. "This is my good friend u would ...
Welp, I'm not quite sure what phase of his life Justin Bieber is currently in, but it's one that includes him bleaching his hair and living as a blonde for now. Some have suggested that this move was to help him get over Selena Gomez, but I'm not sure I really get the logic. What, like women, he feels the need to make a big change to signify a new era in his life? Eh.
Anyhoo, can we also talk about these horrendous tattoos? I mean, what the hell is that? It's all too much and NOT a good l...
Forbes released their annual list of the highest earning celebrities under the age of 30 this week, and perhaps unsurprisingly, they're mostly all pop stars. They base the list off of their Celebrity 100 list and research they gathered to put that one together, so without further ado, prepare to cry yourself to sleep over your stack of student loans and leftover Thanksgiving food tonight as you realize just how much money these young people have and how much you (we) don't:
1. Justin Bieber, age 20...
Justin Bieber grew up in Canada, where he spent a good portion of his time with his grandparents, at their house in Stratford, Ontario. Well, now Memaw and Pepaw are ready to sell up, and they've put the house on the market for $276,000 - and they're marketing it well over the price it's worth by using Justin's name and the fact that his old bedroom is in the house!
From TMZ:
Justin's grandparents are selling their 3-bedroom home in Stratford, Ontario ... and one of those bedrooms belonged to...
If karma paid Justin Bieber the visit he's truly owed, she'd be there for the next year, so unfortunately we only get a small dose of comeuppance sent his way. Which is fair enough. Remember how he egged his neighbour's house and was told to pay him and go to community service? Well, he's forked over $80,000, done 6 of his required 12 anger management classes and it's about time for some community service (though it's hardly hard labour!).
From TMZ:
Justin Bieber will satisfy his community labor requirement in the egging case by working for MusiCares ... a foundation that helps musicians...
LOL at the title of Selena Gomez's new single, 'The Heart Wants What It Wants'. Obviously her heart has wanted a bit of Bieber action for the past few years. This is all pretty... uncomfortable and bizarre, since the track starts off with Selena seemingly making a confession about a relationship on how much she loved this guy but then he did something that completely shattered her. Then the guy turned things around on her and made her feel crazy.
This song is OBVIOUSLY about Bieber, and it's kin...
No one seems to be controlling Justin Bieber, or even offering him some friendly advice and guidance on how not to be a total dickwad for the rest of his life. His mother's too busy cashing the checks and spreading her pro-life message across the country, Scooter Braun is too busy contemplating how he's a grown man with a nickname after a toddler's bike and Usher... well, he's finally ready to step up to the plate. He'll beat the shit out of Justin... you know, if need be.
From Billboard:
Us...
I think this is about the 57th time I've had to write that headline. That's right: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up. Again. No idea what happened - one second he was cooking her meals and things were honky dory. Then they went on vacation together (as seen above) to St. Martin and things went seriously downhill.
No one really knows what happened, but by the time they got to the airport to leave, they were both clearly in a bad mood and they took separate flights out. Justin headed t...
Last week, a site called Breathe Heavy apparently got a hold of some photos showing Justin Bieber before and after Photoshopping for his new Calvin Klein campaign. The comparison was hilarious - in the final product, his biceps were enlarged, his stomach chiseled more and most notably, his dick was made bigger. As in... it was doubled in size.
Of course, this did not go over very well with JB himself, whose manhood was gravely insulted. He immediately sprung into action, threatening a lawsuit which ca...
When Justin Bieber revealed his new Calvin Klein ad earlier this week, anyone with a brain and a working set of eyes very quickly called bullshit on the whole thing. Like, sorry to ruin your fantasies, but the Biebs does NOT look like that. He does not have biceps like that. His dick is not that big. Just no.
Some naysayers called us haters, but those of us who knew better stayed strong... and now the real before and after pictures have leaked. And yeeeeeep, they were Photoshopped to high heavens.
...
Justin Bieber loves lying about shit he's apparently bought but actually hasn't. Remember when he tried to pretend like he bought a yacht, but it was actually some rich family in Florida's boat? Or when he acted like he had a Bugatti which was actually Birdman's? This time around, Justin is pretending that he bought his own private jet... but uh, he didn't, actually.
TMZ has learned the jet Bieber posed on is a G4 -- which is for sale -- but was not purchased by JB. Sources with direct knowledge...
Step right up, ladies! Justin Bieber may have been rumoured to be dating Hailey Baldwin, but apparently that's a load of bologna. In fact, he's "super single" and ready to mingle with whatever lady lacks enough self-respect to go anywhere near him! Hurrah!
"People are crazy. I'm super single and this is my good friend u would know otherwise."
I'm not quite sure that's a sentence that makes any sense in the English language, but what the hell, let's go with it. "This is my good friend u would ...
Welp, I'm not quite sure what phase of his life Justin Bieber is currently in, but it's one that includes him bleaching his hair and living as a blonde for now. Some have suggested that this move was to help him get over Selena Gomez, but I'm not sure I really get the logic. What, like women, he feels the need to make a big change to signify a new era in his life? Eh.
Anyhoo, can we also talk about these horrendous tattoos? I mean, what the hell is that? It's all too much and NOT a good l...
Forbes released their annual list of the highest earning celebrities under the age of 30 this week, and perhaps unsurprisingly, they're mostly all pop stars. They base the list off of their Celebrity 100 list and research they gathered to put that one together, so without further ado, prepare to cry yourself to sleep over your stack of student loans and leftover Thanksgiving food tonight as you realize just how much money these young people have and how much you (we) don't:
1. Justin Bieber, age 20...
Justin Bieber grew up in Canada, where he spent a good portion of his time with his grandparents, at their house in Stratford, Ontario. Well, now Memaw and Pepaw are ready to sell up, and they've put the house on the market for $276,000 - and they're marketing it well over the price it's worth by using Justin's name and the fact that his old bedroom is in the house!
From TMZ:
Justin's grandparents are selling their 3-bedroom home in Stratford, Ontario ... and one of those bedrooms belonged to...
If karma paid Justin Bieber the visit he's truly owed, she'd be there for the next year, so unfortunately we only get a small dose of comeuppance sent his way. Which is fair enough. Remember how he egged his neighbour's house and was told to pay him and go to community service? Well, he's forked over $80,000, done 6 of his required 12 anger management classes and it's about time for some community service (though it's hardly hard labour!).
From TMZ:
Justin Bieber will satisfy his community labor requirement in the egging case by working for MusiCares ... a foundation that helps musicians...
LOL at the title of Selena Gomez's new single, 'The Heart Wants What It Wants'. Obviously her heart has wanted a bit of Bieber action for the past few years. This is all pretty... uncomfortable and bizarre, since the track starts off with Selena seemingly making a confession about a relationship on how much she loved this guy but then he did something that completely shattered her. Then the guy turned things around on her and made her feel crazy.
This song is OBVIOUSLY about Bieber, and it's kin...
No one seems to be controlling Justin Bieber, or even offering him some friendly advice and guidance on how not to be a total dickwad for the rest of his life. His mother's too busy cashing the checks and spreading her pro-life message across the country, Scooter Braun is too busy contemplating how he's a grown man with a nickname after a toddler's bike and Usher... well, he's finally ready to step up to the plate. He'll beat the shit out of Justin... you know, if need be.
From Billboard:
Us...
I think this is about the 57th time I've had to write that headline. That's right: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up. Again. No idea what happened - one second he was cooking her meals and things were honky dory. Then they went on vacation together (as seen above) to St. Martin and things went seriously downhill.
No one really knows what happened, but by the time they got to the airport to leave, they were both clearly in a bad mood and they took separate flights out. Justin headed t...