Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber Shells Out Even More Cash to Impress Selena Gomez

We already knew that Justin Bieber recently went into a LA mall and left with several large bags of Victoria's Secret merchandise, but now an entire flower shop? Damn. Either Selena Gomez is holding out or she's on some "Yeezy Taught Me" shit. According to PopEater via TMZ, Justin called in such a large order into a florist that she had to use every last flower in her shop to fill it. Apparently Justin's goal was to pack Selena's LA home with flowers "just because." Aw, that's actually pretty sweet. And you know, ...

16-Year Old Justin Bieber Went on a Victoria’s Secret Shopping Spree and is Probably Having Sex With Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber went shopping at the Victoria's Secret in L.A.'s Beverly Center yesterday and left with several large bags of merchandise. Of course everyone knows that Justin's dating 18-year old Selena Gomez. He's 16. She's 18. Isn't it illegal for him to see her in underwear in some states? I'm going to put it out there: These two are going to bonetown 24/7. The sexy poolside shots, the topless pics, the "pancakes" and now this? Oh, they're doin' it alright. I'm not happy about it, but I think those are the facts.  Here's hoping something doesn't happen for a reason. ...

Justin Bieber Discusses Politics, Sex, and Abortion

A photo of Justin Bieber on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine Justin Bieber isn't just a pretty boy.  He's a boy who has deep thoughts, deep thoughts that extend far beyond things like his attractiveness and his hair.  He's a boy who thinks a lot of thoughts about the world around him, and it's that kind of thinking that puts him a step above the rest. From Rolling Stone: On sex: "I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them," Bieber says. When asked if he believes in abstinence until marriage, Bieber – who is reportedly dating fellow teen star Selena Gomez – seems wary: "I think you should just wait for the ...

Quotables: Johnny Depp Makes A Big Confession …

A photo of Johnny Depp at the 2011 Golden Globes "I'm a Belieber." - Johnny Depp revealing his love for the Biebz during a press junket for Rango. If anything, this news is proof of the power of prayer, positive thinking, and a number of hours dedicated to creating the perfect voodoo dolls.  If you dream this big, you guys, then you too can experience the beautiful union of two of your very favorite celebrities.  To quote the great R. Kelly, "If I can see it, then I can do it.  If I just believe it, there's nothing to it." Now that Johnny has joined the powerful Bieb...

Love It or Leave It: Bald Bieber

A photo of Justin Bieber on the Jimmy Kimmel Show I feel like this is the third time or so that I've woken up on a Friday morning to discover that Justin Bieber did something different with his hair. Slowly but surely, I'm being conditioned to sleep fitfully through the night on Thursday, and then wake up with the chills and the body aches and the desperation that I know down to my core can only be caused by one thing: the dreaded Bieber Fever. But enough about my health problems, because much more important things are happening in the world - ...

The 2011 Kids’ Choice Awards Nominees Are In!

photo of 2011 kids choice awards music pictures The nominations are in, and it speaks volumes for what the kids of today's generation are into. I remember Nickelodeon, way back before they jumped on the awards show bandwagon, and shows like Salute Your Shorts, You Can't Do That on Television, Double Dare, Are You Afraid of the Dark? were, you know, the height of child entertainment. Today, unfortunately, we have shows like Big Time Rush, which makes me want to slit my own wrists, and the Sprouse twins, which are ... never mind. They're st...

Love It or Leave It: Justin Bieber’s New Hair

A photo of Justin Bieber You love it, right?  Because now you can see all of his angelic little face, and now you can really get creeped out by the fact that this guy is 16 and still has an angelic little face.  Those are some smoldering eyes though.  And of course, he's got that killer bod (obviously I'm joking). I'm sorry, kids, but don't get too used to this new, insanely attractive (again, joking.  God, what's wrong with preteens nowadays?) hairstyle, because this magic just happened for a single moment in time, thanks to Rolling Stone. Before we know it, we'll be right back to that...