Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Quotables: Johnny Depp Makes A Big Confession …

A photo of Johnny Depp at the 2011 Golden Globes "I'm a Belieber." - Johnny Depp revealing his love for the Biebz during a press junket for Rango. If anything, this news is proof of the power of prayer, positive thinking, and a number of hours dedicated to creating the perfect voodoo dolls.  If you dream this big, you guys, then you too can experience the beautiful union of two of your very favorite celebrities.  To quote the great R. Kelly, "If I can see it, then I can do it.  If I just believe it, there's nothing to it." Now that Johnny has joined the powerful Bieb...

Love It or Leave It: Bald Bieber

A photo of Justin Bieber on the Jimmy Kimmel Show I feel like this is the third time or so that I've woken up on a Friday morning to discover that Justin Bieber did something different with his hair. Slowly but surely, I'm being conditioned to sleep fitfully through the night on Thursday, and then wake up with the chills and the body aches and the desperation that I know down to my core can only be caused by one thing: the dreaded Bieber Fever. But enough about my health problems, because much more important things are happening in the world - ...

The 2011 Kids’ Choice Awards Nominees Are In!

photo of 2011 kids choice awards music pictures The nominations are in, and it speaks volumes for what the kids of today's generation are into. I remember Nickelodeon, way back before they jumped on the awards show bandwagon, and shows like Salute Your Shorts, You Can't Do That on Television, Double Dare, Are You Afraid of the Dark? were, you know, the height of child entertainment. Today, unfortunately, we have shows like Big Time Rush, which makes me want to slit my own wrists, and the Sprouse twins, which are ... never mind. They're st...

Love It or Leave It: Justin Bieber’s New Hair

A photo of Justin Bieber You love it, right?  Because now you can see all of his angelic little face, and now you can really get creeped out by the fact that this guy is 16 and still has an angelic little face.  Those are some smoldering eyes though.  And of course, he's got that killer bod (obviously I'm joking). I'm sorry, kids, but don't get too used to this new, insanely attractive (again, joking.  God, what's wrong with preteens nowadays?) hairstyle, because this magic just happened for a single moment in time, thanks to Rolling Stone. Before we know it, we'll be right back to that...

[PHOTOS] The 2011 People’s Choice Awards: Everyone Brought It

photo of house cast pictures peoples choice awards Let's get right down to business, shall we? After a careful analysis of the People's Choice Awards photos, I have a few questions and more than a few comments. What do you guys think of Khloe Kardashian's red-ass hair? Anna Lynne McCord looks like she suffered a stroke. I have a real problem with Cory Monteith's last name. George Lopez and Ann Serrano are the cutest. couple. ever. Smile! Zac Efron's pores are waving hello! Malin Akerman is totally the next Diane Kruger. R...

Quotables: Justin Bieber Knows Why You Love Him, Maybe

“Not trying to be arrogant, but if I walked down the street and a girl saw me, she might take a look back because maybe I’m good-looking, right?” - Justin Bieber explaining his good looks in the newest issue of Vanity Fair. I'm not going to knock this because I, much like the majority of today's youth, am a huge fan of arrogance, but can you imagine if one of the pop stars from previous eras said something like this? There was something so sweet about someone like Jordan Knight or...