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New BFF Alert: Justin Bieber and Mark Wahlberg!

A photo of Justin Bieber and Mark Wahlberg It turns out that the Biebz and Marky Mark are about to do a little business together.  A little collaboration, if you will.  Now, before you get your hopes up that Justin is going to be the newest member of The Funky Bunch, let me gently inform you that this collaboration is a film.  It's not music.  The Biebz isn't going to lay down vocals on a "Good Vibrations" remix, and he never will.  I'm sorry. Check out what Mark had to say about the project: "Justin Bieber and I are going to do a ...

Justin Bieber: Not Just The World’s Most Talented Singer

A photo of Justin Bieber He's also phenomenal at soccer!  Who knew?! Just kidding, I don't know if Justin Bieber is any good at soccer, but judging by these lovely pictures of The Biebz in Barcelona and the fact that he is the greatest gift Earth has been given, I'm going to go ahead and assume that he's better than Beckham.  Fair? Let's cut the small talk and swoon over these pictures together.  Sigh.  It's just like, "what can't he do?", you know? [gallery columns="7"]...

This Woman is Either Clueless or a Genius… What Do You Think?

I know! Two Justin Bieber-related posts in a row! Normally we don't do that kinda thing around here but I think this is an exception. Our friends over at Gawker (I used to work for them back in the day) posted this video of a lesbian who looks EXACTLY like Justin Bieber doing a cover of that Eminem (who you know is a BIG fan of the homosexual lifestyle) and Rihanna song and despite the fact that her singing is pretty good, it's absolutely uncanny how much she looks like Justin. I can't decide if this is a brilliant ploy on her part to ge...

Justin Bieber’s Birthday Gift to His Mother Was Humiliation and Burnt Hair

Next time your mom's complaining about the bunk birthday gift you got her, just point her in the direction of this story. Last night during a show in Berlin, Justin Bieber pulled his mother up on stage to present her with a birthday cake and have the audience sing her "Happy Birthday," but when she leaned over the cake to blow out the candles, her hair caught on fire. Justin quickly extinguished the flame with his hand and his poor mom got to jump off stage (and then probably binge eat that cake after experiencing such public shame,) but damn. Having...

Justin Bieber Has Got to Be A Twihard

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber I know what y'all teenyboppers are thinking:  "Can it be?  My two true loves, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson crossing paths in the same celebrity gossip story?  Oh, my stars and garters!"  Well, buckle up kids, because it's happening. Here's Justin fangirling over Rob a little while back: "One day Robert Pattinson came up to me at a party and said, 'For whatever reason, people love our hair and it's always a great ice-breaker with girls,' " Justin is quoted in The People. "He is like, '...

Justin Bieber Did The Blond Mullet Thing Last Night, You Guys

Justin Bieber went on the German talk show Wetten Das last night and the host, Thomas Gottschalk, did one of those super awkward talk show bits where the celebrity involved and 76% of the people watching at home are made to feel incredibly uncomfortable. He pulled out a wig designed to look like his signature messy blond mullet and placed it on Justin's head so they would look alike. Oh, hahahaha! I hate that shit. Whenever they have some celebrity participating in some sort of a hokey game...

Justin Bieber Loves Justin Bieber

A photo of Justin Bieber at Madame Tussauds See, look at him try to grab a piece of himself up there.  No shame in his game. These pictures are of Justin with his wax self at Madame Tussauds in London.  I'm sharing them with you for a few reasons: 1) I'm well aware that y'all guys can't get enough of The Biebz, 2) I may have injured your delicate souls when I exposed you to Rebecca Black this morning, and I feel bad about it, and 3) I love wax figures.  I don't think I need to explain myself further. With these photos, can't y...

Is This Supposed to Be The New Justin Bieber?

This is Rebecca Black.  She's 13, and her first music video currently has just over 5.5 million views on YouTube. Sound familiar? Ok, I could break down this shitty song all day long.  I could mock the lyrics (I know it's hard to figure out which seat to take in a car full of people, but the first verse in your pop song is not the place to discuss that), I could mock her baby Ke$ha voice, I could even raise concerns over why a 13-year-old girl is friends with a dude who can drive a car and doesn't ...

Justin Bieber is Living in a Bad RomCom

I'm not sure how this is actual news and not a poorly written plot line in a D-grade romantic comedy or sitcom, but Justin Bieber's Liverpool hotel room was reportedly crashed by two girls dressed in hotel maid costumes. As in, these girls are huge fans, couldn't get into the hotel where he was staying, stole some uniforms from housekeeping and then walked right into his suite and pretended to clean while secretly taking photos in Justin's bedroom. It wasn't until a member of Justin's entourag...

Could Justin Bieber Be an Oscar Winner Next Year?

Let's just cut to the chase: Yes. Yes he could. I told you the other day how much I LOVED Never Say Never, Justin's documentary that's currently out in theaters, and apparently I'm not the only brilliant mind who agrees that it was really something quite special. The Hollywood Reporter printed a piece today saying that Justin's doc is so good that it may be nominated as one of the best in its category next year and that he was swamped by A-list fans at the Vanity Fair Oscar party last weekend. From THR: “You’d be surprised at the caliber of people who came up to Justin at ...

Guess How Much Justin Bieber’s Hair Is Worth

A photo of Justin Bieber at the Vanity Fair Oscar party You love Justin Bieber's new haircut, right?  Of course it's tragic that he can't tantalizingly "shake it throughout the day" anymore, but that's a sacrifice that had to be made, because Justin thought his gorgeous locks belonged in an eBay auction rather than atop his beautiful head.  And he was right. {democracy:143} Were you right?  Let's see ... Read More...

Justin Bieber Shells Out Even More Cash to Impress Selena Gomez

We already knew that Justin Bieber recently went into a LA mall and left with several large bags of Victoria's Secret merchandise, but now an entire flower shop? Damn. Either Selena Gomez is holding out or she's on some "Yeezy Taught Me" shit. According to PopEater via TMZ, Justin called in such a large order into a florist that she had to use every last flower in her shop to fill it. Apparently Justin's goal was to pack Selena's LA home with flowers "just because." Aw, that's actually pretty sweet. And you know, ...
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