And I hate him so much. I have never before hated Justin Bieber as much as I do right at this moment in time.
Do you see that adorable little animal he's holding in that photo? That's Pac, a precious hamster with the misfortune of having the shittiest owner ever. Because as I'm sure many of you know, hamsters are not like dogs. Dogs are usually pretty chill, and if you want to take him for a ride, it's cool, and if you want to take him on tour with you and bring him on red carpets and ...
From Radar:
Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber, but a source close to the couple claims it's become more of a business deal than a romance and exclusively tellsRadarOnline.com that the Disney star is just sticking it out with Justin because he's "good for her brand."
"Selena and Justin's relationship isn't the fairytale romance they'd like their fans to believe it is," a pal close to the couple told RadarOnline.com.
"Justin's heart is with Selena because she's his first true love,...
Wow. This is just a whole lot of information about our dear Justin Bieber all at once. I'm still in too much shock to accurately describe all of the things that Justin is being sued for, so let me just give you some of the facts from the filed suit that TMZ obtained:
-- "Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug."
-- "Usher Raymond came to my house o...
Well, "champion" is probably not the appropriate word here, because I bet poor little Justin Bieber totally ralphed after the first round. But Justin Bieber did play beer pong. And that's the important story here.
From TMZ:
He might not be enrolled in school ... but Justin Bieber is definitely getting a taste of the college experience ... 'cause we got a photo of the Biebs playing an intense game of BEER PONG.
Even though he's underage, we know Bieber pounded some beer during the game ... just like eve...
That's Justin Bieber, the new King of Pop, if you'll remember, grabbing his crotch with a gloved hand during a concert and not vomiting. Now, I was busy either playing with blocks, learning to hold my head up, or not being born yet during Michael Jackson's heyday, but wasn't this sort of his thing? Isn't this particular move already taken?
Mull it over, friends, but in the meantime, here's another photo from Justin's concert:
Justin Bieber: King of Pop and Angel of Song. Inspiring...
That's all. It's just a video of Justin Bieber vomiting. During a concert. While performing. But also, please take note of his remarkable ability to keep singing even while hunched over and barfing. This truly is a young man to keep our eyes on!
To commemorate this very special moment, let's look through some of Justin Bieber's other special moments, shall we?
Here's the one where he doesn't understand what "German" is:
And here's the one where he doesn't understand how revolving doors work:
And here's the one where he doesn't understand the continents in the world:
There's a lot going on in that pretty little head of his. Just not knowledge or common sense or grace or humility or, like, any other good qualities, probably. Mostly it's just vomit. />
That's all. It's just a video of Justin Bieber vomiting. During a concert. While performing. But also, please take note of his remarkable ability to keep singing even while hunched over and barfing. This truly is a young man to keep our eyes on!
To commemorate this very special moment, let's look through some of Justin Bieber's other special moments, shall we?
Here's the one where he doesn't understand what "German" is:
And here's the one where he doesn't understand how revolving doors work:
And here's the one where he does...
Well, this is odd. See, Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie Mallette, wrote this book called Nowhere But Up: The Story of Justin Bieber's Mom. And on one hand, I'm like "good for you, Pat," but on the other hand, I'm like "if you titled your memoir The Story of Justin Bieber's Mom, then maybe your life story isn't that compelling, and maybe you're just doing this for money." But then I read this little synopsis, and she does have a compelling story, but I think she's still just doing this for money. ...
Does anyone else get the idea that Justin Bieber is one of those guys who treats his girlfriend like shit, day in and day out, and then maybe once or twice a year he does something really nice and romantic so that if she ever calls him out on being an asshole, he can go "nuh-uh, babe, I planned a private screening of Titanic"? Because I really, really do.
We've heard a few stories about Justin here being a bad boyfriend, and even though this is a blind item, I'm going to go ahead and add it to the list:
What A list tweener singer told his o...
Yep, that's a little crown on his chest. If we're going by his other tattoos, it's either something religious or cocky. Which do you think it is?
But because it's just too exhausting to analyze Justin's stupid face or his silly tattoos, let's just review a couple of his most recent tweets, all right?
let's make it about the music. get #BELIEVE for a friend, a hater, anyone who doesnt know and let's see how the music efffects them.
give #BELIEVE and convert a hater. let the music do the talking.
Ha! And then his fans said things ...
In the real world, when you send a photographer to the hospital with your tiny fists of rage, you go to jail. At the very least, you get thoroughly questioned by police, especially when you're an 18-year-old boy with obvious attitude problems. But Justin Bieber doesn't live in the real world, so when he assaulted that photographer, it was basically no big deal. Until now.
From TMZ:
Cops want to chitchat with Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez about an alleged brawl with a photog back in May ... TMZ has learned.
TMZ broke the st...
What you're looking at is a photo of Justin Bieber, world renowned badass, Selena Gomez, most tolerant girlfriend ever, and Selena Gomez's dad, that lucky dude sandwiched in the middle. The photo was taken on the set of Selena's new movie, Feed the Dog. As you can see, Justin, being the badass he is, is pointing a prop gun at Selena's dad. And people are so mad about it.
I definitely get the idea behind the uproar. People are angry because Justin Bieber is so popular, and, you know, so are guns...
But we always knew that Justin Bieber had this in him, didn't we? Everything that this kid has ever done has led us to believe that he's an extremely childish little jackass with poor impulse control and a very inflated sense of self-importance. And that's exactly the kind of person who goes around hitting people in the dick.
See, The New Yorker, for whatever reason, did a story about Justin's manager, Scooter, and our friends at Popbytes were kind enough to share the following excerpt:
Ca...
And I hate him so much. I have never before hated Justin Bieber as much as I do right at this moment in time.
Do you see that adorable little animal he's holding in that photo? That's Pac, a precious hamster with the misfortune of having the shittiest owner ever. Because as I'm sure many of you know, hamsters are not like dogs. Dogs are usually pretty chill, and if you want to take him for a ride, it's cool, and if you want to take him on tour with you and bring him on red carpets and ...
From Radar:
Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber, but a source close to the couple claims it's become more of a business deal than a romance and exclusively tellsRadarOnline.com that the Disney star is just sticking it out with Justin because he's "good for her brand."
"Selena and Justin's relationship isn't the fairytale romance they'd like their fans to believe it is," a pal close to the couple told RadarOnline.com.
"Justin's heart is with Selena because she's his first true love,...
Wow. This is just a whole lot of information about our dear Justin Bieber all at once. I'm still in too much shock to accurately describe all of the things that Justin is being sued for, so let me just give you some of the facts from the filed suit that TMZ obtained:
-- "Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug."
-- "Usher Raymond came to my house o...
Well, "champion" is probably not the appropriate word here, because I bet poor little Justin Bieber totally ralphed after the first round. But Justin Bieber did play beer pong. And that's the important story here.
From TMZ:
He might not be enrolled in school ... but Justin Bieber is definitely getting a taste of the college experience ... 'cause we got a photo of the Biebs playing an intense game of BEER PONG.
Even though he's underage, we know Bieber pounded some beer during the game ... just like eve...
That's Justin Bieber, the new King of Pop, if you'll remember, grabbing his crotch with a gloved hand during a concert and not vomiting. Now, I was busy either playing with blocks, learning to hold my head up, or not being born yet during Michael Jackson's heyday, but wasn't this sort of his thing? Isn't this particular move already taken?
Mull it over, friends, but in the meantime, here's another photo from Justin's concert:
Justin Bieber: King of Pop and Angel of Song. Inspiring...
Well, this is odd. See, Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie Mallette, wrote this book called Nowhere But Up: The Story of Justin Bieber's Mom. And on one hand, I'm like "good for you, Pat," but on the other hand, I'm like "if you titled your memoir The Story of Justin Bieber's Mom, then maybe your life story isn't that compelling, and maybe you're just doing this for money." But then I read this little synopsis, and she does have a compelling story, but I think she's still just doing this for money. ...
Does anyone else get the idea that Justin Bieber is one of those guys who treats his girlfriend like shit, day in and day out, and then maybe once or twice a year he does something really nice and romantic so that if she ever calls him out on being an asshole, he can go "nuh-uh, babe, I planned a private screening of Titanic"? Because I really, really do.
We've heard a few stories about Justin here being a bad boyfriend, and even though this is a blind item, I'm going to go ahead and add it to the list:
What A list tweener singer told his o...
Yep, that's a little crown on his chest. If we're going by his other tattoos, it's either something religious or cocky. Which do you think it is?
But because it's just too exhausting to analyze Justin's stupid face or his silly tattoos, let's just review a couple of his most recent tweets, all right?
let's make it about the music. get #BELIEVE for a friend, a hater, anyone who doesnt know and let's see how the music efffects them.
give #BELIEVE and convert a hater. let the music do the talking.
Ha! And then his fans said things ...
In the real world, when you send a photographer to the hospital with your tiny fists of rage, you go to jail. At the very least, you get thoroughly questioned by police, especially when you're an 18-year-old boy with obvious attitude problems. But Justin Bieber doesn't live in the real world, so when he assaulted that photographer, it was basically no big deal. Until now.
From TMZ:
Cops want to chitchat with Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez about an alleged brawl with a photog back in May ... TMZ has learned.
TMZ broke the st...
What you're looking at is a photo of Justin Bieber, world renowned badass, Selena Gomez, most tolerant girlfriend ever, and Selena Gomez's dad, that lucky dude sandwiched in the middle. The photo was taken on the set of Selena's new movie, Feed the Dog. As you can see, Justin, being the badass he is, is pointing a prop gun at Selena's dad. And people are so mad about it.
I definitely get the idea behind the uproar. People are angry because Justin Bieber is so popular, and, you know, so are guns...
But we always knew that Justin Bieber had this in him, didn't we? Everything that this kid has ever done has led us to believe that he's an extremely childish little jackass with poor impulse control and a very inflated sense of self-importance. And that's exactly the kind of person who goes around hitting people in the dick.
See, The New Yorker, for whatever reason, did a story about Justin's manager, Scooter, and our friends at Popbytes were kind enough to share the following excerpt:
Ca...