Today's Evil Beet Gossip

No, Really: Daniel Day-Lewis Looks a Lot Like Abe Lincoln

Photo: Daniel Day-Lewis was spied in a Virginia eatery looking like Honest Abe Have you heard about Lincoln? It's a movie about, uh, Lincoln, where Daniel Day-Lewis plays Abraham Lincoln and Academy Award winner Sally Field plays Mary Todd Lincoln. (I feel like the Boniva commercials might undermine her credibility as Mary Todd, but whatever.) Anyway, the movie is currently shooting in Virginia, where Daniel Day-Lewis recently took his ridiculously accurate facial hair out on a lunch date. Also! According to Variety's Jeff Sneider, "Day-Lewis hasn't broken his Lincoln ...

James Spader Could Be Dunder Mifflin’s Next CEO

James Spader, Broadway actor Here is a real, actual phone conversation I had last night with my best friend, who recently moved to Los Angeles: Me: Auuuugh! Did you read that Marie Osmond is joining Bold and the Beautiful? BFF: I… just don't think that's true. I think she was kidding. Me: OK, whatever. Forget it. How about this? James Spader might join the cast of The Office. They're in negotiations now. BFF: Oooooh, James Spader. I love him. Me: Sure you do. Because you're a big creep-o. BFF: I know! But his cameo on the show was so good. Did you see it? Me: Mhm, but only ...

Michael Scott Is Leaving The Office Next Week

A photo of Steve Carell After seven beautiful seasons of magic and wonderment, Steve Carell's very last episode is next Thursday.  And I'm not ready. I could go on and on about all the special moments that The Office has brought to this world, but I already did that this week (in a conversation that started with me telling a friend that she was going to "cut off her nose to spiderface" and ended with the two dudes we were with getting too annoyed after we started punctuating every sentence we said with "BOOM! ROASTE...