Okay, first off, yes, I made a terrible pun. I'm writing about Courtney Stodden. Those things are bound to happen.
Courtney Stodden is a spokesperson for PETA now. Good one, PETA. You found one of the few celebs left who doesn't realize you are totally insane. Well done.
Ms. Stodden was at Pink's hot dogs in Hollywood serving up veggie dogs with, of course, Some Dude From Lost. And everyone pretended that none of this was at all weird.
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Courtney Stodden and her new boob shelf spent a lovely evening out in Beverly Hills last night. Of course her guardian husband, Some Dude From Lost, was faithfully and giddily by her side. Mr. Dude From Lost also made sure to flip off a paparazzo that you know they hired to be there.
Why do I write about Courtney Stodden, Modern Day Grace Kelly, so much? Why do I love her? I love her and write about her because she's simple. She tries, really hard, without resorting to calling people ugly...
Helen Mirren, oh man, don't even get me started on that trollop. I am so sick of her slutty red carpet outfits. You guys won't even BELIEVE what she wore this time. That's right. Look at those platform heels. Guys...she went full Stodden. Here's a close-up:
I understand why all women of all ages in all of Hollywood would want to embrace the look of Courtney Stodden; she is, after all, our modern day Grace Kelly. And beyond. Elton John is going to re-write "Candle In The Wind" so hard for her....
Courtney Stodden wasn't born looking like pure poetry. Nay. At one point, she was but mere mortal. The sight is alarming. A plastic surgery and heavy make-up free Stodden kind of looked like Ke$ha.
E Online was gracious enough to share these photos with us. As you look through them, I recommend listening to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GD78Bmo8s
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My monocole just fell into the china teacup I was holding and I let out a gasp that was heard all the way from Los Feliz to West Hollywood when I heard the shocking news that Courtney Stodden got breast implants over the weekend. I don't think any of us saw this coming. How could we? Why would we think that a 29 18-year living Barbie would shy away from cosmetic producers? Actually on a less sarcastic note, she did just say in an interview with E Online,
I absolutely love my body and everything ...
Courtney Stodden is pretty much a modern day Grace Kelly so I was overjoyed to read her interview with E Online about her beauty and workout routines. Unfortunately she doesn't say anything that interesting or specific nor does she admit to being a 27 year-old living hoax. I wanted some real info here, something like,
"I wake up at 6 AM and jog around my living room in my highest heels, because they really work my glutes. Then I pretend to drown in the swimming pool -- that's really good ...
Courtney Stodden always knows how to dress appropriately for any and all occasions, so I didn't bat and eye when I saw these stunning photos of her strolling around Disneyland and California Adventure in an elegant pink push-up halter top with sheer overlay and 6 inch pink platform spike heels. Some Dude From Lost was at her side, kind of like a bandaid that you've had on your body for a while and the adhesive is wearing off but it's your last bandaid so you're going to make the most of it.
...
Courtney Stodden says she made a sex tape, and thankfully it's not with Some Dude From Lost. No, this tape is all Stodden. "Tape." It's probably a digital recording, although she swears no one can "hack" it. I'll just let her speak in her own darling words. From Eonline:
Hackers, don't even go there cause you'll find nothing.
YEAH HACKERS, DON'T EVEN. Justo to reiterate, her husband/Some Dude From Lost is NOT in the video. She says,
[It's] just me. I don't want to put any images in people's mind; I'm gonn...
Courtney Stodden, how I love thee. You are SUCH a Sriracha hot mess. Your "candid" photos make Amanda Bynes' selfies look like a Vanity Fair photo shoot. Okay that's a bit much, but they're certainly more cringe-worthy. At least I think so. Bynes is like, "F-ck it, I'm going to hold my boobs in front of my bathroom mirror" -- she even hashtagged "long hair don't care" -- whereas Ms. Stodden walks around dressed inappropriately with her old as hell husband Some Dude From Lost followed by h...
Courtney Stodden, the 18 year-old bride of Some Dude From Lost, makes me smile when I'm feeling blue. She's the quintessential non celebrity. I like to check in on her every once in a while and see how she's doing. I'm still not entirely convinced that she's a real person. Maybe this entire persona is a Joaquin type situation.
Ms. Stodden recently went to The Ivy, the saddest place you could go if you're a celebrity. Real celebrities do not go to The Ivy. You only go to The Ivy if you despe...
But wait, before you freak out, don't freak out! It's a wig! Our dear Courtney Stodden is still just as blonde as ever. But wouldn't it be neat if she really did dye her hair this dark? I think it would, mostly because then she would look like an even worse drag queen.
Here's another picture to back that theory up:
Speaking of hair, I'm about to head out to my salon, y'all! Because I'm one of those girls who marks any major life change with a haircut, and since I'm going to be leaving all you darlings...
Okay, first off, yes, I made a terrible pun. I'm writing about Courtney Stodden. Those things are bound to happen.
Courtney Stodden is a spokesperson for PETA now. Good one, PETA. You found one of the few celebs left who doesn't realize you are totally insane. Well done.
Ms. Stodden was at Pink's hot dogs in Hollywood serving up veggie dogs with, of course, Some Dude From Lost. And everyone pretended that none of this was at all weird.
[caption id="attachment_136684" align="aligncenter...
Courtney Stodden and her new boob shelf spent a lovely evening out in Beverly Hills last night. Of course her guardian husband, Some Dude From Lost, was faithfully and giddily by her side. Mr. Dude From Lost also made sure to flip off a paparazzo that you know they hired to be there.
Why do I write about Courtney Stodden, Modern Day Grace Kelly, so much? Why do I love her? I love her and write about her because she's simple. She tries, really hard, without resorting to calling people ugly...
Helen Mirren, oh man, don't even get me started on that trollop. I am so sick of her slutty red carpet outfits. You guys won't even BELIEVE what she wore this time. That's right. Look at those platform heels. Guys...she went full Stodden. Here's a close-up:
I understand why all women of all ages in all of Hollywood would want to embrace the look of Courtney Stodden; she is, after all, our modern day Grace Kelly. And beyond. Elton John is going to re-write "Candle In The Wind" so hard for her....
Courtney Stodden wasn't born looking like pure poetry. Nay. At one point, she was but mere mortal. The sight is alarming. A plastic surgery and heavy make-up free Stodden kind of looked like Ke$ha.
E Online was gracious enough to share these photos with us. As you look through them, I recommend listening to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GD78Bmo8s
[gallery columns="9" ids="134811,134812,134813,134814,134815,134816,134817,134818,134819,134820,134821"]...
My monocole just fell into the china teacup I was holding and I let out a gasp that was heard all the way from Los Feliz to West Hollywood when I heard the shocking news that Courtney Stodden got breast implants over the weekend. I don't think any of us saw this coming. How could we? Why would we think that a 29 18-year living Barbie would shy away from cosmetic producers? Actually on a less sarcastic note, she did just say in an interview with E Online,
I absolutely love my body and everything ...
Courtney Stodden is pretty much a modern day Grace Kelly so I was overjoyed to read her interview with E Online about her beauty and workout routines. Unfortunately she doesn't say anything that interesting or specific nor does she admit to being a 27 year-old living hoax. I wanted some real info here, something like,
"I wake up at 6 AM and jog around my living room in my highest heels, because they really work my glutes. Then I pretend to drown in the swimming pool -- that's really good ...
Courtney Stodden always knows how to dress appropriately for any and all occasions, so I didn't bat and eye when I saw these stunning photos of her strolling around Disneyland and California Adventure in an elegant pink push-up halter top with sheer overlay and 6 inch pink platform spike heels. Some Dude From Lost was at her side, kind of like a bandaid that you've had on your body for a while and the adhesive is wearing off but it's your last bandaid so you're going to make the most of it.
...
Courtney Stodden says she made a sex tape, and thankfully it's not with Some Dude From Lost. No, this tape is all Stodden. "Tape." It's probably a digital recording, although she swears no one can "hack" it. I'll just let her speak in her own darling words. From Eonline:
Hackers, don't even go there cause you'll find nothing.
YEAH HACKERS, DON'T EVEN. Justo to reiterate, her husband/Some Dude From Lost is NOT in the video. She says,
[It's] just me. I don't want to put any images in people's mind; I'm gonn...
Courtney Stodden, how I love thee. You are SUCH a Sriracha hot mess. Your "candid" photos make Amanda Bynes' selfies look like a Vanity Fair photo shoot. Okay that's a bit much, but they're certainly more cringe-worthy. At least I think so. Bynes is like, "F-ck it, I'm going to hold my boobs in front of my bathroom mirror" -- she even hashtagged "long hair don't care" -- whereas Ms. Stodden walks around dressed inappropriately with her old as hell husband Some Dude From Lost followed by h...
Courtney Stodden, the 18 year-old bride of Some Dude From Lost, makes me smile when I'm feeling blue. She's the quintessential non celebrity. I like to check in on her every once in a while and see how she's doing. I'm still not entirely convinced that she's a real person. Maybe this entire persona is a Joaquin type situation.
Ms. Stodden recently went to The Ivy, the saddest place you could go if you're a celebrity. Real celebrities do not go to The Ivy. You only go to The Ivy if you despe...
Courtney Stodden, child bride, rejected an offer from the porn site Twistys (no apostrophe). For those not familiar with Ms. Stodden, I'm not sure how to descibre her other than an 18-going-on-28 year-old who married some dude, Doug Hutchison, from Lost when she was 16 and he was 51. (From this point on I will only be referring to Doug Hutchison as Some Dude From Lost.) Since then she's been doing her darndest to get our attention somehow, but it's super tricky, because she's not really good at...
But wait, before you freak out, don't freak out! It's a wig! Our dear Courtney Stodden is still just as blonde as ever. But wouldn't it be neat if she really did dye her hair this dark? I think it would, mostly because then she would look like an even worse drag queen.
Here's another picture to back that theory up:
Speaking of hair, I'm about to head out to my salon, y'all! Because I'm one of those girls who marks any major life change with a haircut, and since I'm going to be leaving all you darlings...