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Kendall Jenner awkwardly dances around in lingerie

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Sure, Kendall Jenner is a fantastic model and looks great in still photographs, but does her allure hold up in live motion? Eh, that’s debatable. You’ll remember the oh-so seasonal Love Magazine shoot in which she stripped down to lingerie and donned a Santa hat to spread the Christmas spirit, but now we have video from that shoot and it’s… real special.

Video is posted below (and if you are at work in a place where 19-year-olds dancing in lingerie is not really accepted, I’d wait til you get home on this one), so I’ll just let you enjoy… but wow, she’s awkward as shit. Gorgeous, yes, but awkward. Ah well, make that money, girl.

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Beyonce and Jay-Z met Kate Middleton and Prince William

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It’s kind of a Big Deal that the future King and Queen of England (shut up, she’s MY queen!) are in New York City right now. While here, Prince William and Kate Middleton have been taking in the sites in between doing official business-y things (Will got to talk to Obama about illegal wildlife trading and Kate has visited a few children’s centers), and one of those things was hitting up a basketball game at the Barclay’s Center. Seeing a real live basketball game may have been exciting on its own, but Wills & Kate got a double dose of fun when they met none other than Jay-Z and Beyoncé! Or is it the other way around?

There’s even video (a Vine, really, but we’ll take it):

It all seems very exciting. I wonder if Bey was shitting herself? She might be the biggest star in the world, but Wills & Kate are actual royalty! Forget whether or not the monarchy is dumb or an outdated concept (I personally think it’s a wonderful tradition and their “job” is to uphold that tradition and also to do great public service work – they don’t make laws or whatever, so chill, world) – it’s a big deal.

Also also, would you EVER want to have Kate Middleton’s life? I sure as shit wouldn’t. She’s pregnant, which probably makes all this hub bub of travel and public appearances even worse, but even if she wasn’t pregnant, wouldn’t you get sick of all of the to-do? Wouldn’t you just wanna be like, “Wills, can we not just lay on the couch and watch Home Alone and order a pizza?” Something tells me that just doesn’t happen at the Palace.

Here are some more photos!

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Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy call off their engagement

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In a turn of events that literally everyone saw coming, it seems as though there will be no marital bliss for Kate Hudson and (ex-)fiancé and Muse frontman Matt Bellamy, as they’ve decided to call off their engagement. This is, of course, hardly a surprise, since even as far back as last March, Kate had stopped wearing her engagement ring.  They seemed to be trying to work things out over the summer, but alas, some things are not meant to be and now it’s all over.

“Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now,” Hudson’s rep tells PEOPLE. “Despite this, they remain very close friends and committed co-parents.”

Makes sense, and good for them. Then again, I really hate the necessity of people who split up to insist that they’re still great friends, as if that’s a pre-requisite to having a “successful” transition from couple to single people. Guess what: most exes aren’t really friends, at least not for a long while, and that’s okay! It’s actually HEALTHY for you to not be friends with your ex for a while after ending the relationship.

Anyhow, good luck to them both. Matt has band shit going on, I’m sure, and Kate has… Farmville or something, and they’re both selling wine, so everything will be just fine. Also, this is the way to do it – they were smart enough to actually spend time being engaged instead of quickly running down the aisle. This will make things a whole lot easier, legally speaking.

P.S. Extra hilarious rumour alert: Kate is apparently involved with Derek Hough now from Dancing with the Stars! LOL on so many levels.

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Justin Bieber is a bleach blonde now

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Welp, I’m not quite sure what phase of his life Justin Bieber is currently in, but it’s one that includes him bleaching his hair and living as a blonde for now. Some have suggested that this move was to help him get over Selena Gomez, but I’m not sure I really get the logic. What, like women, he feels the need to make a big change to signify a new era in his life? Eh.

Anyhoo, can we also talk about these horrendous tattoos? I mean, what the hell is that? It’s all too much and NOT a good look. He seems to be purposely trying to ruin himself – hopefully he ruins himself straight on out of the spotlight.

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Elton John falls off a chair, world laughs

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Is there anything better than a video of a celebrity falling down? I mean, granted the person isn’t hurt and isn’t, like, 90, then I’m all for it. It’s too good! This one of Elton John taking a tumble off his chair at a charity tennis match at Royal Albert Hall in London this weekend is probably the best I’ve seen in a long time.

However, while Sir Elton busting his ass is enough of a gift on its own, but perhaps the best part of this video is the reporter, who literally can’t stop herself from making various “Ooh!” and “Aah!” sounds and laughing rather than, you know, helping. I’m sure he has people for that, clearly, but I just think that brings this clip up an extra notch or 10.

Anyhow, happy Monday!

Ha! So, so good!

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Leonardo DiCaprio may have had sex with 20 women in one night at Art Basel

I’m not quite sure what an “Art Basel” is, only that it’s an event being held in Miami at the moment which is apparently all about art (??) and has welcomed quite a few celebrities. (Also yes, I’m kidding. I know it’s an art festival.) One of those celebrities is known lady killer Leonardo DiCaprio, who may or may not have had sex with 20 women in a single night as part of the festivities.

From the New York Daily News:

After Confidenti@l spotted the “Wolf of Wall Street” star partying with a large group, including Brandon Davis and Joe Jonas, at the popup version of 1 Oak at Rec Room in South Beach, Leo left the club with every single girl partying in his VIP section, a spy tells us.

“He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero,” our awestruck snitch says. “He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.”

LOL. Well, I guess his sorta-girlfriend Toni Garnn wasn’t there (or maybe she was one of the 20 and they’re just into some freaky shit). Either way, seems like someone had a good time. Also LOL at Joe Jonas. Of course he looked scared – it’d probably be the first time he was near a vagina. Zoinks!

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The Daily Links

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Freddie Prinze Jr. says he’s “all good” after having neck surgery [Socialite Life]

This is the most clothes Adriana Lima has worn in a long while [Moe Jackson]

Emma Watson is bringing the cleavage to your doorstep! [Popoholic]

Olivia Wilde hit the ocean with a serious bit of cameltoe [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Jeremy Renner has had a great year in London [Lainey Gossip]

Jessica Alba took her kids to see Santa Claus and the results were hilarious [Celebslam]

Anastasia Ashley‘s nude pics have been “stolen” [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Here’s the trailer for the upcoming Whitney Houston biopic [The Frisky]

It’s Ian Somerhalder‘s birthday so here are some hot pics of him [theBERRY]

Brandi Glanville‘s boyfriend dumped her because her kids are her #1 priority [Celebitchy]

Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs are still together and they’re quite happy [I'm Not Obsessed]

Daniel Craig is back as James Bond, whether you like it or not [PopBytes]

Miley Cyrus is pulling a Beyonce, wants approval on all photos taken of her [The Blemish]

Jenna Dewan takes her daughter out on the town and it’s adorable [ICYDK]

Barack Obama is every lady’s dream man, apparently [Romance Beat]

Joe Manganiello is looking pretty hot these days, don’t you think? [Socialite Life]

Here are your Top 3 supermodel Instagrams of the week! [Moe Jackson]

Eva Longoria is in a bikini and that’s something you should pay attention to [Popoholic]

Georgia May Jagger‘s latest photo shoot for Harper’s Bazaar is pretty great [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Well,  Whitney Port is having a nice time at the beach [Celebslam]

Here’s a gallery of pics that show Kris Jenner‘s “transformation” over the years [theBERRY]

Janice Dickinson is calling for a widespread Bill Cosby boycott [The Frisky]

Chrissy Teigen is showing off her underwar on the internet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

This is how all of our celebrities glammed up over the past 100 years [Romance Beat]

Christian Bale “stared into nothing” for 30 minutes when Ben Affleck became Batman [Celebitchy]

Amanda Peet has welcomed a baby boy! Hurrah! [I'm Not Obsessed]

It seems Terminator is back and there’s a brand new trailer [PopBytes]

Here’s a video of Jessica Alba stripping in front of a green screen [The Blemish]

Sad news: Coldplay is going to be retiring after their next album [Lainey Gossip]