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Channing Tatum Wants A Threesome With Daenerys Targaryen

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Channing Tatum is rather happily married to his wife, Jenna Dewan, and has been for a few years now. They’re parents of a cute little girl and it’s all good… except there’s one thing missing: a threesome with Game of Thrones‘ Daenerys Targaryen. Or, you know, Emilia Clarke, the actress who plays her. If it all sounds a little random, don’t worry – I’ll explain.

Back in May, Emilia told Harper’s Bazaar about her first time meeting Channing and Jenna, and things got a little intense:

“I was at a Golden Globes afterparty and Channing f–king Tatum came up to me, and his stunning missus, Jenna Dewan. And they said, ‘We call each other ‘moon of my life’ and ‘my sun and stars’ and all that. And I was like, ‘I cannot contain this. Please, can we all have something sexual together? You’re both beautiful, even just a hug.’”

That fateful meeting has apparently never left Channing’s mind, and during an interview with Howard Stern this week, Channing opened up about his love of the Mother of Dragons (via US Weekly):

Tatum, a self-professed Game of Thrones fan — he called Clarke “Khaleesi” when they met — said that his ears immediately perked up at the mention of a possible threesome with the British beauty.

“And I’m just looking at my wife for reaction,” he told Stern. “Like, ‘I don’t know. I don’t know what’s happening. Is this happening? I think this might be happening.’”

His spouse of five years played it cool, but Tatum joked that if she were to entertain the idea of a threesome with anyone, it would be with Daenerys Targaryen (Clarke’s GoT character). “Jenna’s a pro,” he said of the Witches of East End alum, with whom he has a 2-year-old daughter, Everly. “She’s just like, ‘Oh yeah, let’s do it!’ And then it never happens.”

Should the opportunity ever present itself for real, Tatum is in. “Oh, come on. What guy in their right mind [wouldn't be into it]?” he asked Stern. “I would put on some loin cloths and some swords or whatever to make it happen. Look, I’ll go find a dragon if you guys really want me to. Like, I’ll figure it out.”

I love this story, and I love that Channing has a crush on the Khaleesi. I used to, but then she got boring as shit during Season 5 and I kinda tuned out. I hope they turn up the heat a bit again with her next season. I still don’t understand why Khal Drogo had to die so early on. I’d pay money to have them back together.

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Selena Gomez Releases ‘Good For You’

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Selena Gomez is a bit of an enigma to me, I must admit. I don’t really “get” her. She is trying to be taken seriously as some sexy adult pop star, but all I can see is a tiny child and Justin Bieber‘s ex-girlfriend, so I can never really get fully on board. It’s one reason why I can’t buy the bullshit of her new single, “Good For You”, which features A$AP Rocky and is trying so hard to be sexy, it kinda has the opposite effect and just makes me laugh really, really hard. Here, have a listen:

Premiering the song Elvis Duran’s Z100 morning show, Selena basically said she’s letting her music speak for her lately and express her innermost thoughts and feelings, because she has a “trust no bitch” mentality.

“If you’re going to sit here and talk about my life, I have a right to say what I want and obviously I’m going to do it the way I wish to. I don’t trust anyone. It’s something that I have to live with and I have to find the balance of who I want in my life and who isn’t good for me.”

“People are like, ‘We want you to be better!’ And everybody’s like ‘I want you to be better’ and everybody’s like ‘I want you to be healthy,’ ‘I want you to be happy,’ ‘I want you to be this.’ And then the moment you’re trying to find some sort of happiness, it’s so crazy. It’s not safe for anyone! You can’t talk about anything that you want to share with people because it’s going to be ripped apart, and that’s what makes me really sad.”

I don’t even know what to say. I’m sure she’s a nice girl and all, but sorry, I just can’t take her seriously.

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Chris Pratt Recreates ‘Jurassic World’ Raptor Scene With Sick Kids, Remains A Sweetie

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Is there anyone who’s not totally in love with Chris Pratt at this point? I mean, besides me (I like him, but I don’t think he’s anything special). He does seem like a really decent guy, however, and he’s fun, he’s cute, has a good sense of humour, yada yada. And he’s also using his fame for good things, like visiting sick kids at Our Lady of Lake Children’s Hospital in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, where he reenacted some Jurassic World scenes, signed some autographs, and basically just made their day.

From BuzzFeed:

The visit was coordinated by Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals, an organisation that raises funds and awareness for 170 member children’s hospitals across the U.S. and Canada. The Reddit user said that if Chris Pratt’s “heart of gold” inspired people, they could consider donating to a CMN hospital in their area. “I guarantee they could use your dollars,” she added.

In a Facebook post, the hospital said: “Actor Chris Pratt, best known for Jurassic World and Guardians of the Galaxy, took time out from filming his latest movie to visit with our ?#?AmazingKids? at Our Lady of the Lake Children’s Hospital. Our patients were all smiles and we are so thankful to Chris for lifting their spirits by visiting and handing out Jurassic World goodies. Thanks to Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals for coordinating such a special visit!”

Frankly, ALL celebs should be doing shit like this. You have an amazing platform to make a difference, so why wouldn’t you? This is great and I bet those kids had a blast.

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Amber Heard & Johnny Depp Will Avoid Australia After Dog-Gate

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You’ll probably remember that about a month ago, Amber Heard & Johnny Depp rolled into Australia with their two dogs, Pistol and Boo, in tow. Only they didn’t follow the law when it comes to quarantining animals entering the country, and they were basically told to get out or have their dogs put down. They chose to leave the country, and how Amber is saying they won’t be going back anytime soon, because clearly Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce just wanted to feel famous by calling them out.

From the Sydney Morning Herald (also known as SMH, lolz):

The 29-year-old actress, who made headlines with husband Johnny Depp last month after they were forced to fly their pet dogs back to Los Angeles following revelations they had brought them into Queensland without placing them in quarantine, told Sunrise the whole experience has put her off Australia for life.

Heard, who is currently promoting her film Magic Mike XXL, said the behaviour of Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce meant the couple were unlikely to return.

“I have a feeling we’re going to avoid the land Down Under from now on, just as much as we can, thanks to certain politicians there,” Heard said, in a live cross from the US.

Heard also snuck in another jab at Joyce, suggesting he was going after fame by pursuing the A-list couple.

“I guess everyone tries to go for their 15 minutes, including some government officials,” she said.

I mean… was Joyce likely trying to make an example of them because they’re public figures? Sure. But the law is the law. I said before that I don’t agree with having the dogs put down and think that’s drastic, but I also think it’s petty as shit and really immature of Heard to be whining about how she was done wrong when she’s the one who didn’t follow a country’s immigration/border control laws.

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Diddy Arrested For Assaulting UCLA Football Coach

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Why am I not surprised to hear that Diddy was arrested for assaulting his son’s football coach? His son, Justin Combs, is on the UCLA football team and apparently things got a bit heated on Monday and Diddy attacked the coach in the weight room with a kettlebell, and now he’s facing felony assault charges, including battery and assault with a deadly weapon.

From ESPN:

Diddy, 45, was freed from Los Angeles County jail after posting bail, several hours after his afternoon arrest, jail records showed.

He was arrested at UCLA’s Acosta Athletic Training Complex on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon — a felony charge — shortly after 12:30 p.m. local time, according to a statement from campus police.

UCLA campus police updated the charges late Monday night, adding two more counts of assault with a deadly weapon, one count of making terrorist threats and one count of battery.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department initially listed his bail as $160,000 on its website — although two officials inside the sheriff’s department later said the amount was $50,000 — and Combs was released at 9:50 p.m. after bail was posted. The reason for the discrepancy was not clear.

He is scheduled to appear in court July 13 at 8:30 a.m.

The good thing, I suppose, is that no one was seriously injured. The investigation is still ongoing, but Bruin Report has a bit of detail about what apparently went down:

According to sources, Combs, who will be a redshirt junior defensive back this fall, had missed some recent workouts and wasn’t giving a great effort Monday morning, so UCLA strength and conditioning coach Sal Alosi kicked him out of the session.

At approximately noon, Combs and Diddy came to UCLA’s athletic facility, the Acosta Center, while Alosi was in his office, which is adjacent to the weight room. Combs entered Alosi’s office while Alosi was on the phone, and Alosi asked Combs to wait a moment while he finished the call. Many sources who were in the locker room witnessed an angered Diddy enter Alosi’s office, rattling off expletives at the coach. Alosi then instructed interns who were immediately outside his office to alert campus security. A still incensed Diddy then came around Alosi’s desk, saying that he would get campus security on Alosi’s desk phone. Alosi, then, according to witnesses, put up his hand in a non-threatening way, and instructed Combs to get his father out of the office. Diddy then walked into Alosi’s hand, and told Alosi not to put his hands on him.

In the next moment, according to many on the scene, Diddy attacked Alosi, until interns and other personnel pulled off Diddy. The celebrity broke free again at one point and struck Alosi. The personnel were then successful in getting Diddy out of the office and into the weight room, where Diddy picked up a kettlebell, which is a type of barbell, and then swung in at one of the interns.

According to sources, Alosi had scratches on his face and his shirt was ripped as a result of the altercation.

Well, that’s that. Glad to see Diddy’s grown up and is setting a great example for his kids. Ugh.

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Britney Spears & Charlie Ebersol Broke Up!

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Aw, man! How could this happen?! It seemed like everything was going so well for Britney Spears and boyfriend Charlie Ebersol. They were so in love and having a great time… but apparently not, because now it seems as though they broke up and BritBrit is now single again! Nooooo!

Sources close to the couple tell TMZ … Britney and Charlie — who had been dating for the past eight months — did not have a messy breakup. It kinda looked like it was because Brit deleted several pics of him from social media, but we’re told it was more that the relationship simply ran its course.

As TMZ first reported, when the pair got together — before their first date, even — Brit’s dad made Charlie sign a non-disclosure agreement … so don’t count on him spilling the beans on the relationship any time soon.

I mean, let’s be honest – I think we all knew that this wasn’t going to last forever. Unfortunately, given Britney’s level of fame and her previous issues (particularly the fact that her father still controls pretty much her entire life), I don’t think it’ll ever last with anyone. But that doesn’t mean I’m giving up. I want Britney to have her happy ending! DON’T GIVE UP ON LOVE, BRITBRIT!

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Bethenny Frankel Wants You To Know She’s Thin

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I have to admit, Bethenny Frankel was one of the best “characters” (‘cos you know that shit ain’t real) on Real Housewives of New York City during the first few seasons, and the show really suffered when she left. But she was still around – she tried to have a talk show, she started selling diet shit under her Skinny Girl label, etc. But now that no one’s really paying attention to her again, she’s gotta resort to other measures to keep her name/face out there, so she’s been taking bikini pics of herself doing yoga poses to remind us, “Hey, world. I’m Bethenny Frankel, and I’m really thin! Oh yeah, and I can do yoga, too!”

On tonight's episode, @caroleradziwill tells me I need to find balance. How's this? #RHONY

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When dealing with me, you need to be flexible.

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I’m not quite sure what other point posts like these serve, to be honest. She’s far from the only one to do it, but for some reason, this just feels so desperate to me. It’s sad, really – Bethenny is smart and has a lot of personality and I want big things for her. Maybe not, you know, a talk show or whatever, but something!

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