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Why won’t Miley Cyrus do a country album?

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I know I’m late on the uptake here, but I’m a busy lady so I only watched the SNL 40 special yesterday on Hulu+ (newsflash: it kinda sucked). The best thing about the show was Miley Cyrus – a sentence I never thought I’d utter – and her performance of ’50 Ways to Leave Your Lover’.

This performance was really, REALLY good. In fact, it’s way better than any of her other shit from the last album, or anything before that, either. It’s mature, it’s unique, it’s… actually impressive. Why won’t she make a whole country album with a slight pop tinge like this? Why, Miley?

What did you guys think of the performance (and the SNL special in general)? I mean, sure, it relived some of the funniest moments, but it felt SO overcrowded, rushed and forced. I wasn’t really into it.

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Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!


Emmy Rossum always pulls it together. This gown is just stunning on her.

We’ve got some (mostly) lovely looks for you this week on Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Celebs are really starting to bring their A-game in the days leading up to the Oscars. I’m sure we’re gonna see some fabulous gowns. Until then, go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BESTWORST, and most WTF look of the week!


Part of me loves this solely because January Jones is wearing it, and if you’re familiar with Evil Beet, you’re aware of how much I love January Jones. To be fair, I’m pretty certain if this were on anyone else, I’d hate it. I just think she pulls it off, although I think she’d pull it off even better if she had a super sleek hairdo. What do you guys think of this look? Total WTF or stylishly edgy?

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Kanye West is absolutely bonkers: ‘Beyonce has pictures of Kim Kardashian on the wall’

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Sometimes things come out of Kanye West‘s mouth that I can’t believe are serious. Like, they have to be a joke because they’re so ridiculous that I don’t believe a human being is walking around saying such nonsense without being institutionalized. And yet here we are – another day, another interview, this time with Power 105.1 FM’s The Breakfast Club, wherein he a) confirms that Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner in the tackiest way possible, b) says he had to take “300 showers” after dating Amber Rose and c) claims that Beyonce is inspired by Kim Kardashian. Stop, please. You’re killing me here!

On dating Amber Rose:

“If Kim had wanted to date me when I first wanted to be with her, there wouldn’t be an Amber Rose. You know what I’m saying. I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.”

On Tyga dating Kylie:
“I think that uh, I think [Tyga] got in early. I think he was smart. They closer in age than a lot of relationships that I know. I knew Tyga was smart.”

On rumours that Beyonce hates Kim:

“They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women.”

First of all, does anyone else want to vomit when they hear the sentence “Tyga got in early”? Yes, he certainly did. He got with a girl who is just BARELY legal (and was likely having sex with her well before she turned 17, anyway). And Kanye is applauding this. He thinks it’s fantastic that a grown ass man is attracted to a girl who is essentially very much still a child. Fuck off.

Secondly, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I’m SURE Beyonce has pictures of Kim on her wall when she’s recording. I mean… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I can’t anymore. I’m sorry.

You can watch the full interview here, if you’re a masochist:

Oh, and PS, Kanye is apparently working on making a “sexier Ugg”. LOL!

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Salma Hayek remains absolutely divine

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Salma Hayek lets some dumb shit fly out of her mouth from time to time, so thank god she’s so physically flawless. That doesn’t make up for her personality shortcomings, but I guess it does soften the blow just slightly. Thankfully, in her new feature for The Edit, she doesn’t talk about much of anything that could be offensive – it’s just a lot of chatter about her husband, Francois-Henri Pinault, and her advice for a successful relationship.

Asked about her tips for a happy marriage, she says, “You’re going to laugh… Find the right guy!” she chuckles merrily. “That is the key, and it’s so hard because there are so few of them. It’s very important that they support you. They should never make you feel bad or insecure. What’s important in a marriage is generosity, thoughtfulness, thinking of the other person all of the time… Spend quality time together. And don’t forget over the years.”

Well, I mean, it’s basic, but yeah, that’s about right. Find someone who’s right for you and that supports you. Find someone that wants to spend time with you and is thoughtful. Isn’t that naturally what you do?

Anyhow, let’s not overthink it too much. Let’s just look at these pretty pictures. I mean, I know Photoshop is a thing, as is Botox, but how the hell is this woman 48?

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Bobbi Kristina undergoes tracheotomy

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Bobbi Kristina has been in a medically induced coma for nearly three weeks now – ever since she was found face down in her Georgia home’s bathtub. Her condition hasn’t changed at all, and it’s likely she’ll never wake up, but as her family isn’t ready to give up on her just yet, it became necessary this week for surgeon’s to perform a tracheotomy.

The procedure isn’t an indicator of a change in her condition, however. “She is still critical,” a family source told PEOPLE. “We don’t know what the outcome will be. No one is giving up on this kid.”

“You can’t leave a breathing tube in long-term because it’s an infection risk and can erode through the trachea,” [internist Dr. Levi Benson] says. “[The patient's] condition is the same; a tracheostomy [allows for] another type of breathing tube.” 

“You wait to see if the patient recovers their breathing function and if the patient does not recover, and if you think the patient might need to have a ventilator long-term, then you do the tracheostomy.” 

If Bobbi did make a miraculous recovery and wake up, she should still be able to speak since the new breathing tube doesn’t interfere with the vocal cords.

To be honest, I don’t know why they’re putting Bobbi or themselves through this. Then again, if that was my loved one, I don’t know that I’d find it so easy to just say “You know, she’s never going to wake up, just let her go”. I’d probably want to try absolutely everything, too.

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Bruce Jenner was completely at fault for that fatal car crash

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A few weeks ago, Bruce Jenner was involved in a fatal car crash involving 2 other vehicles that left one person dead, but up until now it was uncertain who was at fault for the accident. Now we have video footage (well, the police do) from how it all went down and it makes one thing crystal clear: Bruce is the sole reason this accident happened at all.

Law enforcement would not comment on the video, however, others familiar with it tell TMZ it shows the drivers of the other 3 vehicles in the crash did nothing wrong. We’re told the video shows the Lexus and the Prius moving at a very slow rate of speed, though it’s unclear whether they are accelerating or decelerating. They were in the back of a line of cars stopped for a red light.

As we reported, Bruce told cops at the scene the Lexus driver slammed on her brakes without warning, making it impossible for him to react in time to avoid the crash. We’re told the video actually shows the Lexus barely moving — she did not slam on her brakes — and Bruce is clearly inattentive, holding his cigarette with one hand and not aware of the traffic in front of him. By the time he realizes he’s in peril, he slams on the brakes but it’s too late.

We’re told the video shows Bruce hit the Lexus “violently” … rocketing it into the Hummer, killing the Lexus driver. Our sources say the video shows Bruce was clearly traveling at a significant speed given the magnitude of the crash, although cops believe he was not speeding.

Bruce then continued on and hit the Prius, and we’re told that collision occurred at almost the exact time the Lexus hit the Hummer, which is why witnesses say they only heard 2 crashes.

Although the video seems to show Bruce and Bruce alone caused the crash, it was still an accident and some of our law enforcement sources think it’s unlikely he’ll be charged with vehicular manslaughter because the offense is following too closely, something everyone has done.

Frankly, none of us were there and we haven’t seen the video, so I can’t really say shit about it – especially since he apparently wasn’t speeding. However, cars are dangerous and SOMETHING must have happened to make him go slamming into two cars. Was he busy texting, as some have suggested? Was he just not paying attention? What the hell?

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It’s all our fault that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber dated and broke up then got back together again then split then reunited then ended it approximate 68 times in the past 5 years, but you know what? Those kids were the real thing! Nevermind that they were immature teenagers with too much money and not enough life experience to navigate the waters of a proper romantic relationship – they could have gone the distance, if only the entire world wasn’t against their love.

From V Magazine:

‘When you’re young and you’re being told so many different things… its almost felt like all we had was each other, like the world was against us in a way.

‘It was really weird but it was incredible. I would never take it back in a million years. You live and you learn, you know?’

‘That’s a growing up kind of thing. I was 18 years old, and it was my first love. The older I get, I’m guarding certain things more.’

‘There were a few months where I was a little depressed, where I wouldn’t leave (my house) as much,’ she admitted.

‘I think I drove myself crazy for a little bit. It was just easier to say, “Hey, do you mind running to the grocery store and picking some stuff up? I don’t want to get photographed.”’

I mean, it’s whatever – we’ve all been there. You’re young and dumb and think the person you’re with is going to be the one you spend the rest of your life with and that if you’re not together, you’d rather die than face another day without them. It sucks and it’s hilarious in hindsight because wowza, were you fucking wrong. Probably like, dozens of times. So I feel for her, in a way.

On the other hand… why is this still news. Talk about milking an angle for press. Even Bieber hasn’t gone on like this. And yes, I know it’s perceived as less masculine to talk about stuff like this and there’s likely a reason why she’s been more open (as I’m sure reporters tend to make it the focal point of more interviews with her), but like… damn.

Anyway, I’m sure we’ll be hearing another story about them being back together in a month or so.

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