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‘Frozen’ meets ’50 Shades of Grey’ and I’m so over it


Guys, 50 Shades of Grey is going to suck so, so bad. Also, Frozen wasn’t all that good and I have no idea why people are going insane over it. It was alright, but I’ve certainly seen better Disney movies and that ‘Let It Go’ song is the bane of my existence. So of course some “fan” with too much time on their hands had to make a mash-up of the two and I’m kinda disgusted.

Did we really need to turn a children’s movie into an adult book/film parody? Are some things not just better off left alone?

I mean, guys… no. Just no.

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Kendall Jenner wants to sue the waitress she treated like shit

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Here’s something that probably won’t surprise you: Kendall Jenner is kind of a bitch. If there’s something you can almost guarantee when you grow up in a life of absolute privilege in which everything is handed to you and you’ve never had to work for a single thing, it’s that you’re probably going to end up being kind of insufferable. Yeeeeep.

Kendall was apparently dining at Mercer Kitchen in New York last week and tried to order alcohol. Newsflash: Kendall isn’t 21, and the waitress – who was apparently an actress on Skins? – refused to serve her. So Kendall did what any mature 18-year-old woman would do: she threw a fit and walked out of the restaurant without paying her bill for all the food she had. When the waitress followed her out to get the money, Kendall told her off, grabbed a few $20 bills from her wallet and threw them in the waitress’ face. Lovely!

But Kendall won’t own up to what she’s done and apologize. Instead, she’s hired a very expensive lawyer to do her dirty work and is threatening to sue the waitress for lying about Kendall just because she’s a struggling actress:

From TMZ:

TMZ has obtained a letter from Kendall’s lawyer, admitting Jenner was indeed at Mercer Kitchen last week and that she accidentally skipped out on the bill.

But legal pitbull Marty Singer says the rest of the waitress’ story is a pack of lies. The waitress tweeted she chased Kendall down the street to get the money and Jenner threw it in her face.

Singer says in the letter … what actually happened was that the waitress did come up to her outside but Jenner was “extremely apologetic” and gladly paid what she owed — $33, plus a $7 tip … which she “politely handed” to her.

Singer says, “Although you are working as a waitress at Mercer Kitchen, I understand you are also a struggling actress,” adding, “You no doubt concocted a fictionalized account of your encounter with my client in order to create publicity for yourself.”

Okay, so even Kendall Jenner’s lawyer’s a bitch? Who makes a dig at someone wanting to be an actress? Let’s be real, if Kendall wasn’t from her awful family, she’d be a struggling model – and I’m sure there are plenty of people in the industry who still think she’s a joke, she just has enough money to keep them from saying it to her face.

Sorry, but I think this waitress is 100% telling the truth, and also, if she wanted to associate herself with a celebrity for fame, she would probably pick someone with a little more class…

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Kim Kardashian wants to ruin another child’s life

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It’s bad enough that poor little North West will have to deal with the fact that she’s the child of the biggest narcissists in the world, but things are about to get a whole lot worse. Kim Kardashian wants to have at least one more child, possibly two, and plans to get started on that with “the smartest fucking celebrity you’ve ever dealt with” Kanye West in the near future.

Appearing on the TODAY show on Tuesday, Kimmycakes opened up about her desire to expand her family:

“If I could just snap my fingers and have four, I’d have four. But I do realize I’m going to have to go through the pregnancy again … [and my first] was a really difficult pregnancy so it’s tough.

Of course I want to have another child. I would love two more but we’ll see. I’m going to have one more and see what it’s like.”

She also claimed that she was terrified while pregnant of what motherhood would be like, but it’s been “so worth it” and more since she has nannies to actually do the child raising and she just borrows North when she wants to take an Instagram selfie with her.

Oh, and another hilarious bit: Kim says that every time North sees a paparazzo, she makes a “mean angry Kanye face” at them. I don’t think that’s something to brag about: your child is miserable and your husband is an asshole. Not particularly a laughing matter.

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LeAnn Rimes says she and Eddie Cibrian are “a gay man’s wet dream”

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I almost don’t even know where to begin with this bullshit. You know when people say SUCH stupid things that you kinda can’t even believe they’re serious, let alone begin to dissect those stupid things? That’s where I am right now with this. LeAnn Rimes literally said that she and husband Eddie Cibrian are a “gay man’s wet dream” (her exact words) because he’s hot and she can sing. Like, what?

From PrideSource:

“I’ve always said that Eddie and I are a gay man’s wet dream. I sing, you can look at him, and it’s perfect.

I’ve definitely watched him get looked up and down in every way, shape or form … so yeah, basically hit on. It’s hysterical seeing these guys freak out over him. For me, I laugh so hard, because Eddie is really pretty cool about it all, but sometimes he can be shy and uncomfortable, and I love to see him in that element. It’s completely not his element, but he knows how to work it.”

I suppose it’s supposed to be slightly better since she’s doing this interview with a gay publication, but… no. Stick to making your bikinis, girl.

Here’s the thing: I’m sure LeAnn Rimes DOES have a ton of gay fans, but it’s just like Cher and Madonna – they’re loved by the gays because they’re over the top and ridiculous. LeAnn takes herself too seriously to be laughed with, so homegirl is being laughed AT. And as for her being able to sing? Girl, this is not the ’90s.  I don’t think I need to remind everybody what happened the last time she “sang” in public:

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The Daily Links


Sofia Vergara has some beauty advice for all of us [I'm Not Obsessed]

Rachel Bilson is bringing the baby bump fierceness [Celebslam]

Looks like Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are still going strong [Moe Jackson]

Hello there, Jessica Alba‘s cleavage – nice to see you [Popoholic]

Italian Star Naike Rivelli got butt naked on vacation [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Being pregnant won’t stop Mila Kunis from wearing a see-through dress [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

I’m beginning to see why ladies love Idris Elba… [Socialite Life]

Neil Patrick Harris has fallen in love all over again [ICYDK]

How about Keeping Up with the Kardashians ONLY with Bruce Jenner [The Frisky]

Here are the celebrity quotes you may have missed this week [theBERRY]

Blake Lively wishes she could “spit out a litter of kids” [Celebitchy]

Courtney Love has lost $27 million in her lifetime [The Blemish]

Some celebrity men are really obsessed with models [Romance Beat]

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson pays tribute to Paul Walker [Too Fab]

The Kardashians are refusing to shoot their show until a thief is caught [PopBytes]

Candice Swanepoel looks damn good in lingerie [Celebslam]

How the hell did Elsa Pataky bounce back from giving birth so quickly? [Moe Jackson]

Amanda Seyfried cleavage is a thing we’ve never thought about [Popoholic]

Wow, Daniel Radcliffe really has grown up, hasn’t he? [Socialite Life]

Does Audrey Hepburn‘s granddaughter look like her at all? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Luci Ford looks really amazing in a bathing suit [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Would you put Ryan Gosling wallpaper in your bathroom? [The Frisky]

Susan Sarandon has a new role… as a grandma [ICYDK]

Enjoy a bit of Courtney Stodden‘s nipples in the ocean [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Andy Dwyer wants every woman to be treated like a queen [theBERRY]

Zosia Mamet has had an eating disorder since she was 8 [Celebitchy]

Paris Hilton made $2.7 million over four nights [The Blemish]

Aw, isn’t that sad… Chris Brown got dumped! [PopBytes]

Let’s all watch this girl run away from her first kiss [Romance Beat]

Ariana Grande releases ‘Break Free’ music video

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As much as I really didn’t want to, I totally love the Ariana Grande single ‘Problem’. It’s so good! It’s so catchy! I can even sorta ignore Iggy Azalea‘s presence on the track if I really try hard! Well, now Ariana’s got a new song to get stuck in your head. It’s called ‘Break Free’ and it’s her duet (?) with Zedd, who everyone seems to love, as well.

I don’t know how I feel about this one – definitely not as good as ‘Problem’, but it’s got potential. Here’s the official video for you to enjoy:

By the way, I just have to mention that the stupid fucking hairdo she has going on ALL the time with that extension ponytail drives me NUTS. It ages her about 10 years and it just really needs to go. I know it’s her Amy Winehouse beehive (i.e. trademark), but it’s God-awful.

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Nicky Hilton is engaged to James Rothschild

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I suppose this is slightly happier news, if you know/care about Nicky Hilton. Last we heard of her, she was being dissed by Chloe Sevigny, and if that’s not D-List enough for you, I don’t know what is. But today, Nicky’s got big things happening: she’s engaged to banking heir James Rothschild. Don’t you love when money falls in love with money?

From US Weekly:

The Hilton Hotels heiress and fashion designer, according to the pal, said yes to her banker beau last weekend in Lake Como, Italy.

“They are both really excited and incredibly happy,” the insider tells Us of the pair.

Hilton, 30, and Rothschild (the heir to the famous European banking family) started dating in 2011 after meeting at supermodel Petra Ecclestone and James Stunt’s wedding in Italy. The sentimental spot was the ideal setting for Rothschild to propose.

“They went on a romantic anniversary trip over the weekend,” the source reveals. “He took her out on a boat into the middle of Lake Como and he proposed, got down on one knee and everything. It was incredibly romantic and beautiful.

Rothschild, it turns out, went to great lengths to make sure all the details were secured before he popped the question. The insider tells Us: “Last month, he actually flew from England (where he is based) to the States to ask her parents for her hand in marriage!”

Well, that’s sweet, I guess. So what will they do now? Well, they plan to celebrate their impending nuptials by going on a road trip around Europe, because what better do rich 30-somethings have to do with their lives than absolutely nothing?

Oh, whatever – let’s (pretend to) be nice today. Congrats to the happy couple!

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