Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kirsten Dunst is in “baby mode” these days

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You don’t hear too much from Kirsten Dunst these days – she doesn’t seem to be popping up in too many movies and she generally keeps a low profile… which is probably for the best, considering some of the shit that comes out of her mouth when she does speak. Well, now she’s got a new interview out with Red magazine in which she discusses being in “baby mode” and how she’s actually in no hurry to do, well, anything.

“I’m in baby mode because two of my really good friends are pregnant right now. One of them is pretty chilled and the other’s like, ‘I can’t wait to have a glass of wine!’ I love it though. We’ve already picked her girl’s name, it’s done! I think 33 is a good age to have your first baby.”

“You don’t know what’s going to happen in the next 10 years. But I get asked that question a lot because I’m in my thirties and it’s like: time to get married and have babies, right? That’s the vibe. Well, I already have a mother to ask those questions, so nobody else needs to!”

For now, though, Kirsten and boyfriend Garrett Hedlund are just chillin’ like villains, apparently.

“I’m not as worried as I used to be. When I was younger, if I wasn’t working, I would get anxiety. I’d feel like I should be doing something. But now, I’m so good at chilling out. In my thirties I’ve become really good friends with relaxing.”

“I have a girlfriend who lives in London – one of the ones who’s pregnant – and we sit in bed all day, watching movies and ordering food in. Not everyone can do that. Some people are like, ‘I have to get outside, I have to do something.’ And I’m like, ‘I’m actually fine not doing anything.’ I lost that part of myself. I’m sure one day, if I have kids, the anxiety of life will come back again, because you’re worried about somebody else.”

Look, I’m all for maxing and relaxing. There’s nothing better than doing nothing, but it seems like she’s taking it to the next level. Like, a concerning level. One or two days a week of staying in bed and watching movies and shit is luxury, but if you’re doing it 5 or 6 days a week, I think that’s called clinical depression?

I guess it’s good she’s enjoying herself…

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Kim Kardashian Megapost: Name changes, fat asses and more!

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I’m trying to be helpful here and show mercy here by condensing all the Kim Kardashian news you can handle into one post instead of spreading it throughout the day, because that’s just cruel. I couldn’t do it to you. So let’s just get down to the nitty gritty, shall we?

First order of business: Kim “officially” changed her legal last name to West, apparently. She announced this on Instagram, as you do, with the photo above – which she claims is her new passport photo, by the way. Like, what? Considering the photo is about 80% forehead and it’s clearly taken from above, I’m not quite sure it’s legal to use it on a passport, but whatever. She’s said before that her name is her brand so she couldn’t really change it, so I’m imagining this is just for documentation purposes and she will not be Kim West anytime soon in public. Also, for someone so rich, she sure is bad at contouring. Disaster!

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The other story is that Kim went on Twitter and started whining about how fat she is and how she desperately needs to get skinny again and is going off carbs so she can get rid of her big ass and hips and get back to her pre-baby weight. She even put a photo of herself at dinner with sister Kylie Jenner, admonishing her for “trying to make [her] eat carbs”. Insert eyeroll here.

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Why do I feel like she’s finally starting to regret shooting fat into her ass at the cosmetic surgeon’s office a few years back to get the legendary Kim Kardashian backside? Look, Kim Kardashian is not fat, and she knows she’s not fat – she’s carrying on like that in a public forum for attention because that’s the name of the game. But seriously, if she really is feeling the pressure all of a sudden to lose more weight, I have a sneaking suspicion that’s coming from Kanye “my woman is the most perfect in the world” West.

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Miley Cyrus is doing it all wrong, I’m afraid…

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Miley Cyrus was hanging around in NYC between dates on her Bangerz tour (which seems like it’s been going on for ages, I might add), and I’m not quite sure what was happening with anything she was doing. First of all, she carried her latest dog around with her a lot – a dog which is way too big to be carried and definitely not giving off the “I’m a rich socialite with a very tiny dog” vibe I think she must have been going for. Second of all, the clothes? The hair? I’m just so confused.

Enjoy several pictures taken over the course of several days of Miley… just being Miley, I suppose. Clue me in if you have any idea what the hell is happening in any of them.

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Kanye West has a special guest in the studio

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Okay, as much as I can’t stand her parents, you have to admit that little North West is absolutely adorable. And she’s getting so big! Kim Kardashian posted this photo of his special guest with Kanye West in the studio online over the weekend in an attempt to prove that he and Kim do actually spend time with their child. I do have a slight concern that poor North never seems to be smiling, but would you?

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The Daily Links

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Robin Thicke blows off concert to spend time with his new girlfriend [Socialite Life]

Oh dear, Minka Kelly is all sweaty but she still looks good [Celebslam]

Alessandra Ambrosio has a hot ass in her workout pants [Moe Jackson]

Millie Mackintosh got caught topless on the beach [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Sorry, but Beyonce is more flawless than you’ll ever be [I'm Not Obsessed]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley‘s new lingerie photos are off the charts [Popoholic]

Gwen Stefani won’t be ashamed to breastfeed her baby [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Katie Price is back with her cheating sex addict of a husband and they have a baby [Celebitchy]

Stephen Colbert as himself is the best Stephen Colbert yet [The Frisky]

Let’s never forget just how good ‘The Office’ was in its heyday [theBERRY]

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are friends again – God help us all [PopBytes]

Orlando Bloom doesn’t seem all that bothered by Justin Bieber‘s shit [Lainey Gossip]

Nicole Kidman‘s addiction to plastic surgery is ruining her marriage [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

This is how Kristin Cavallari looks 3 months after giving birth [ICYDK]

Lots of married celebrity men have had gay affairs… (Hi, John Travolta!) [Romance Beat]

One Direction‘s Liam Payne addresses fans who call him fat [Socialite Life]

Uh, so how exactly is Bella Thorne only 16 years old? [Celebslam]

Lily Allen had a serious underwear malfunction [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Madonna‘s daughter Lourdes Leon is really enjoying her high school graduation [Moe Jackson]

Demi Lovato did some summer vacationing with stingrays [I'm Not Obsessed]

Let’s all watch Nicki Minaj twerk for a minute [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Surprise! Gwyneth Paltrow gets cosmetic procedures all the time [Celebitchy]

If you don’t like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, Megan Fox wants you to fuck off [Popoholic]

Aw, Sia got married this weekend! [The Frisky]

How did Seth MacFarlane get so many hot girlfriends? [theBERRY]

Ingrid Michaelson celebrates ‘Lights Out’ in NY [PopBytes]

This is how Julia Roberts confronts the dog who’s afraid of her face [Lainey Gossip]

Beyonce doesn’t really have any friends, apparently [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

A pair of battle rappers crashed a wedding and this happened [Romance Beat]

Kendall Jenner really is popular, isn’t she?

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It looks like denying her family is working out well for Kendall Jenner, because her modeling career is really taking off. She’s taking part in haute couture runway shows, doing major designer campaigns and landing on the covers of magazines everywhere. In fact, she even got two separate covers for Teen Vogue‘s September issue – a first for the mag.


And here’s a highlight of Kendall complaining about the burden of being part of the Kardashian empire:

“People didn’t want to take a chance on me, I think because I was sort of known. They were a little bit on the fence about it. Some people might think that what I’ve done before made it easier for me to get jobs, but it was actually a disadvantage. I had to work even harder.”

Yes, standing in front of a camera with your tits out is super “hard work”. Looks like the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree, after all.

Would you wear a LeAnn Rimes bikini?

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LeAnn Rimes doesn’t seem to be up to much these days besides trying to make people like her (#FAIL) with a VH1 reality show and walking around in bikinis all the time. Speaking of bikinis, you know, LeAnn would actually like to create her own range of them for you to buy and wear yourself. Oh, no.

From Fox 411:

FOX411: Have you thought about launching your own bikini line?
Rimes: Yes, I have! And I’ve been researching that a little bit more as we speak.

FOX411: Will you be hands-on with designing the bikinis?
Rimes: Oh, yeah! I mean, I’ve worn so many bikinis that I know what works and what doesn’t. I know what I like and I know what’s missing in the marketplace. We shall see! I hope that it comes to fruition.

FOX411: What kind of bikinis do you envision for your line?
Rimes: I don’t know. I’m an earthly girl. I love very natural colors– nudes and golds. Beautiful, feminine and classy.

FOX411: How many bikinis do you own?
Rimes: Oh, a lot! The other day, I said I had 80 pairs of shoes and Eddie was like, “No way. You have at least 140 pairs of shoes.” So, I started counting and I told him, “Babe, I stopped counting at 200.” So, that’s pretty much the same thing with bikinis. I’d like to say that I don’t have a ton, but I know I do.

FOX411: Any advice on how to rock a bikini like LeAnn Rimes?
Rimes: I think the biggest misconception about bikinis is that if you’re heavier, that you need to wear more coverage on your butt. It looks horrible on any woman. The skimpier the bottoms, the better your butt looks! If you look at pictures of women with bikinis that cover the whole butt, it just looks frumpy. Flaunt what you’ve got!

So basically, get next to naked and be earthy and you, too, can look like LeAnn Rimes. No thanks.

I don’t think this will ever actually happen, but who can say? If the money starts running low (and I can’t imagine it isn’t already), she might be forced to “work” again.

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