5Paris Hilton Has A Record Contract Thanks To Lil Wayne

Paris Hilton, you better thank Sofia Coppola for making you aaaaaalmost relevant again, thanks to The Bling Ring. Lil Wayne is reviving Hilton’s singing/music/whatever you call what she does career by officially signing her. They collaborated in November of 2012 but apparently that just wasn’t the end of it. More info from TMZ:

Wayne’s mentor – Birdman – confirmed the news on Twitter … saying, “Lil Wayne’s Cash Money family has a new member! Paris Hilton: RichgangRichgirl.”

According to Showbiz411, Hilton’s album will focus on house music — no surprise, since she’s been DJing at various clubs all over the world … and training with some house music bigshots for years.

The album — Hilton’s first since 2006 — will reportedly be produced by Afrojack … and will feature bona fide stars like Lil Wayne.

Paris told Showbiz411, “[The new album] is a lot different than my first album. It’s really going to be house music.“

And it’s really going to be awful. Although. Although! Confession. “Stars Are Blind” is a pleasure of mine. I don’t even know if I feel guilty about it anymore either. It’s really catchy.

The friendship of Lil Wayne and Paris Hilton seems so odd. They started “working together” (it’s in quotation marks because I don’t think Paris ever actually works) in 2011 and when she turned 32 in March of this year, he was not only a guest but performed as well.

Now please enjoy this recent photo of Paris leaning dangerously towards one side:

May 22, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

3RPattz Put KStew “Through The Wringer” After She Cheated On Him

The candle of Robsten’s love has been extinguished yet again, as we all know, and there are all kinds of theories surrounding Rob’s decision to pack his shitty pick-up truck full of his stuff and hit the road, never to return… until a few weeks from now, when they’ll invariably reunite.

Anyhoo, the newest report claims that Rob gave Kristen a really hard time when they got back together after she cheated him. Because, you know, generally it’s super easy to forgive unfaithfulness and your partner wouldn’t at all have anything to prove if you decided to take them back out of the kindness of your heart. Come on, man.

From US Weekly:

“He really put her through the ringer,” one insider tells Us. “Ultimately, it was like, ‘Either we move past this or we don’t.’ It wasn’t good for either of them.”

Indeed, as the new issue of Us Weekly reveals, the Cosmopolis star repeatedly used Stewart’s tryst against her in arguments between the two, which happened with increasing frequency toward the end of their relationship. “Rob always brings up the cheating scandal to Kristen,” a second source tells Us. “He hangs it over her head.”

May 22, 2013 at 1:46 pm by Jennifer

2Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz Are Like Sisters

Drew Barrymore is every hippy flower child you hoped you’d never have to meet in real life, so I sorta expect her to have lots of friends and be super into rainbows and shit (I don’t know, just go with it). Indeed, the friendship part seems to be true, as she recently described fellow actress Cameron Diaz as one of her closest friends, So close, in fact, they’re like sisters.

From Life & Style:

I’m BFF-status with Cameron Diaz because…
She’s my sister, but we bro out and have crazy adventures. Most people don’t know this, but she’s very edgy.

LOL, okay. First of all, I can’t see either of these two “bro-ing out”. I don’t even get what that means. Are they pumping iron together? That’s what I visualise when I hear that expression. Also, Cameron Diaz is edgy? Uh, in what universe? I can’t.

On another note, I’m fascinated by celebrity friendships. Like, how are Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift besties? Actually, I guess that one makes sense. Chris Brown and Justin Bieber? Eh, assholes flock together… I dunno, I can’t think of any weird ones, now. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

May 22, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

5Cara Delevingne Is Immune To Leonardo DiCaprio’s Charms

Cara Delevingne is right up Leonardo DiCaprio’s street, right? He loves having a harem of supermodels around him at all times, and she’s at the top of the game right now, so it seems like a match made in weird sex heaven. Except, you know, not, since Cara apparently turned down Leo’s advances at the Great Gatsby afterparty in Cannes this week. Oh, snap!

From The Sun:

A source said: “Normally all Leo has to do is look at a girl and they fall at his feet. Though Cara was having none of it.

“He spent the night chasing after her and essentially she blew him out.

“They spoke and he was pretty forward inviting her to a party back at his suite. They swapped numbers but that was it.

“He tried every trick in the book and apparently kept lunging for her but she kept dodging them.

“Everyone is howling at the fact she actually knocked back the biggest actor in the world.

“She thought he was too forward and too old.”

Okay, a few things about this. One, Leo is far from the “biggest actor in the world”. He’s a solid actor, and he’s certainly underrated, but just… no. Second of all, his reps have hit back saying that they never spoke, but then he wouldn’t exactly admit the fact that he got turned down, would he?

Sorry, Leonardo. I know you share your name with a pretty cool Ninja Turtle, but some women are immune to your charms.

May 22, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer

1Good Advice of the Day: Will Smith Tells Jaden Not To Have A Girlfriend

Jaden Smith is at that age when he’s ready to lay it on a Kardashian, but his dad Will Smith is trying to get him to hit the breaks on his teen romance because having a girlfriend can be the pits. Will should know – he married Jada and now they’re stuck together by the sheer force of their own denial at what a sham their relationship is. Break free from the chains, young Jaden! Emancipate yourself before it’s too late!

From E Online:

“Probably the best advice he’s ever given me is, ‘Don’t have a girlfriend,’” Jaden revealed. “The stress is real.”

A laughing Will clarified that his advice against being in a relationship is “for now.”

“At this point, I just want him to establish his dreams, establish his desires,” the actor said. “Find out who he is. And blending with another person is very difficult, and a lot of times you can lose yourself in that process. So my encouragement to him is to be honest with anybody that he interacts with. Don’t make commitments that a 14-year-old can’t live up to.”

I have to agree with Will on this one. Jaden’s 14 – why in the hell does he need a girlfriend? I know times have changed since I was 14 and he’s also in Hollywood, which is a whole other kettle of fish, but seriously, I was still playing with dolls at 14, I think. Just doing their hair and outfits, of course. WHATEVER, don’t judge me!!

May 22, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

3Brad Pitt Doesn’t Have Any Friends, But He’s Super Happy!!!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are a pretty reclusive couple, when it comes to sharing their private lives both individually and as a pair with the general public. Turns out, they’re sorta same behind-the-scenes, as well. Angelina has said before that she doesn’t have many girlfriends, and it turns out that Brad doesn’t have any friends, either, so basically they just hang out with each other and their kids and it’s a total blast. Kewl beanz.

From Esquire:

“I have very few friends. I have a handful of close friends and I have my family and I haven’t known life to be any happier. I’m making things. I just haven’t known life to be any happier.”

“I always thought that if I wanted to do a family, I wanted to do it big. I wanted there to be chaos in the house…there’s constant chatter in our house, whether it’s giggling or screaming or crying or banging. I love it. I love it. I love it.

“I hate it when they’re gone. I hate it. Maybe it’s nice to be in a hotel room for a day – ‘Oh, nice, I can finally read a paper’. But then, by the next day, I miss that cacophony, all that life.”

Constant chatter? Ugh, sounds like my nightmare, but do you, you two. Live the dream.

In all honesty, y’all know I’m Team Jen for life, but Brangelina make it hard to say shit about them because they seem to have a really loving, successful relationship and they’re damn generous philanthropists, as well, so it kinda makes you the asshole to hate on them, and that just makes you want to dislike them even more, but you can’t. It’s a vicious cycle.

Besides, not having a ton of friends is okay by me. I’d rather hang out with my boo 24/7 than spend 2 hours with 99% of the people I know, so I’m down with that.

May 22, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer