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Kris Jenner is single again after dumping her boy toy

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Kris Jenner got her groove back after ending her marriage to Bruce by taking up with Corey Gamble, a man 20+ years her senior who also happened to be part of Justin Bieber’s management team. It was fun while it lasted – because this was clearly a rebound relationship – and now it’s done and over with. That’s right: Kris used Corey for sex and now she’s dumped him since she’s had her fill.

The round up, courtesy of The Mirror:

An insider told Radar Online: “They haven’t been an item for a while. It was obvious to everyone that Corey was her rebound. Kris was using him for someone to hold and she was using him for sex. He gave her what she needed for that moment in time.”

The mother-of-five is believed to have raved about her sex life with Corey prior to the reported split.

Towards the end of last year an insider told Life and Style: “Kris has told friends that she’s having the best sex of her life with Corey.

“They are literally making out all the time like two teenagers in love. Her kids are constantly telling them to get a room.

“She’s gone so far as to buy a new NYC apartment just so she and Corey can have loud and crazy sex… Kris has swapped her comfy pajamas for loads of sexy lingerie.”

Don’t worry, though – it ain’t over yet. The tenth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is already finished filming, and Kris and Corey’s whirlwind sexathon will be well documented throughout the season. Hurrah for us.

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Christina Hendricks is a blonde now – “Hell yes!” or “God, no!”?

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Christina Hendricks has been a ginger bombshell for as long as… well, for as long as we’ve given a shit about her, frankly. She made her name as Joan Holloway, the busty redhead with a major ‘tude on Mad Men, and that’s just how we’re used to her. So what do we think now that she’s a blonde?

We should note, this isn’t really a major change for Christina herself, since she grew up blonde and only dyed her hair red after becoming obsessed with Anne of Green Gables:

“Growing up, I was light blonde, but my mother used Clairol to make me a redhead when I was 10 because I was dying to be Anne of Green Gables,” the star, married to Geoffrey Arend since 2009, told Marie Claire. “When she finished, I felt this burst of energy, like, ‘Ah! I’m finally me!’ — which is a pretty funny sentiment for a 10-year-old.”

Now that Christina’s a Clairol spokeswoman, she’s returning to her roots, so to speak, with the blonde dye. I feel like this won’t last long, but here we are for now.

What do you think of the new ‘do?

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Patrick Schwarzenegger got caught cheating on Miley Cyrus

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Well, I know this is a couple days old, but I was waiting for more hell to break loose and it hasn’t, really. Anyway, it looks like there might be trouble in paradise for Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger. Just months after they got together to form a blissful union of youthful souls, Patrick has been photographed cosying up to another girl while he was partying in Cabo San Lucas for spring break. Uh oh. Here are photos of the alleged homewrecker:

 

EXCLUSIVE!!! Patrick Schwarzenegger living the season of springb

Of course, Patrick’s got an answer for the pics. I mean, he’d NEVER cheat on Miley – this girl is totally just his friend! One of his best friends, at that! It’s totally normal for girls and guys to embrace romantically and for the girl to go in for a kiss when they’re just friends!

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Ya, okay. BULLSHIT. Miley is staying silent on this one, but hopefully she gives his dumb ass the boot, unless they’ve decided to be swingers, which I wouldn’t put past them.

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Robin Thicke and Paula Patton finalize divorce

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Good news, everyone – Paula Patton is finally free. Less than a year after Robin Thicke finally hung up his hat on the “Get Her Back” tour of contrition, the terms of their divorce have been settled and in just a few weeks time, this long national nightmare will finally be over.

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have settled their divorce case … TMZ has learned.

Paula filed legal docs Tuesday declaring they have reached a property settlement as well as a custody arrangement for their 4-year-old son Julian.

The terms of the settlement are private. There’s an indication from the legal docs Paula is getting primary custody, but it’s not spelled out specifically. They’ve also agreed on the terms of spousal and child support.

The divorce does NOT become final until April 14, 6 months after Paula filed. At that point they will be officially single, but now it’s just a matter of time.

Not much to glean from this other than that the paperwork has been filed and it’s now a waiting game, but good for Paula for having enough backbone to kick this piece of shit to the curb. I imagine between alimony payments and copyright infringement charges, Robin might need to get a Saturday job. Maybe a paper route or something?

 

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North West has the time of her life being dragged through the airport

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I am both fearful of and excited for North West‘s future. In the worst case scenario, she’ll end up with lip and ass injections by 13 and will be on the Kardashian ho stroll before she can drive. In the best case, she’ll be hyper-intelligent and will call bullshit on the whole rigamarole her family puts themselves (and her) through and will completely shun the lot of them to do something really awesome with her life, in spite of the odds. That remains to be seen, but for now, let’s watch her be dragged through an airport on her Frozen-themed roller bag by some security guard who probably hates his life:


North really loves her frozen roller bag!! She is too funny! ????????????

A video posted by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on

You have to admit, this child is absolutely adorable. I just live in terror of what she will one day become.

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Jimmy Kimmel had two surgeries on his dick

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Sometimes I wish celebrities had more sense than to share stories that are clearly personal and do not need to be in the public domain. Take Jimmy Kimmel – I suppose he thinks it’s hilarious to tell the public about the two surgeries he had on his dick, but… is it honestly? Do you feel any better knowing about it? I’m gonna go ahead say a big fat NOPE.

From E! Online:

You see, the late-night talk show host mentioned during a panel at South by Southwest over the weekend that the hole in his private part once closed up.

Yes, closed up.

I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t ask Kimmel about it yesterday when I caught up with him from the SXSW set of Jimmy Kimmel Live.

“It just kind of closed up on it’s own,” he explained. “I don’t know why it happened. I still don’t know why.”

“The guy said, ‘Your urethra’s closing up and you need it operated on,’ and they did,” Kimmel recalled. “And then they said, ‘Yeah, we didn’t get it, it didn’t quite work. We need to do it again.’ And they did it again.”

“I’m a real pee hole,” Kimmel cracked, before adding, “It’s a horrible process by the way—a horrible horrible process.”

Tee hee! COMEDY! I mean, it sounds like an awful experience, but… I could’ve done without this deep knowledge.

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Those Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes dating rumors are making the rounds again

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A while back, the rumours of what could potentially be the most boring Hollywood coupling ever broke and were quickly forgotten. Were Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx dating? Who knew? Who cared? Well, apparently someone does, because the reports are making the rounds again and it seems like there may just be something more than friendship between them.

“This is not some intense romance,” a source with knowledge of the situation tells PEOPLE. “Jamie and Katie are friends and have been for a long time. They are two adults who are attractive and single, and so apparently conclusions will be drawn.”

Adds the source: “But contrary to those conclusions, they’re not about to run off and make some serious commitment.”

An insider tells PEOPLE Holmes, 36, has been spotted visiting Foxx, 47, “often” at his nearby home and that “they spend hours together” at a time.

While sources don’t expect Holmes to take things to the next level with Foxx, she’s open to another serious relationship one day.

So basically they’re boning but they’re not exclusive? Okay, glad that’s settled.

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