Emmy-winning Ted Danson is probably television’s greatest actor—definitely better than Dennis Farina, John Larroquette, even Frasier. Hell, Ted Danson is better than Bronson Pinchot and Michael Chiklis combined.
“From the moment we all started talking about the role, it was clear he couldn’t be more perfect,” said executive producer Don McGill. “Intelligence, wit, warmth, depth of character and emotion, he brings it all. And now he’ll have to bring latex gloves, too.”
Can you even imagine Ted Danson as a forensic scientist? No? That’s OK. According to Entertainment Weekly, CBS also propositioned Tony Shalhoub, John Lithgow, and Robin Williams. Listen, I am on-top-of-the-world. I haven’t been this excited since James Spader scored a role on The Office last month.
It’s also a promise I’m totally able to make good on, since it’s the last post of the evening. Love those double entendres, if that’s even what it is. It’s getting late – and by “late,” I mean “almost eight o’clock” and I. need. bed. I’ve been up for, oh, about eighteen hours at this point and I feel like I’m about to go into some kind of shock for lack of sleep. The only good thing about insomnia? The things that you find on the internet in the wee, wee hours of the morning that you JUST have to share. Like Neville Longbottom talking about “brewskies” and singing Miley Cyrus songs. That’s something I can really get into at 2 AM when I’m feeling keyed up and sleepless, so thanks Harry Potter friends, for helping a sister out.
So this was a photo that Selena Gomez recently put up on her Twitter. Cute, isn’t it? Little Justin Bieber-loving boobs hanging out and all. Totally appropriate for eighteen years old, right? I mean, it’s not as if she’s Miley-effing-Cyrus and needs to front like she’s all that innocent anymore. Not that, you know, Miley ever was any good at that or anything. But hey. Got to give the girl some credit. She’s Justin Bieber’s girlfriend, and that’s a hard, hard shadow to try and eclipse.
But I am questioning the official poster: what’s it supposed to be? I mean, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that it’s a photo of skyscrapers, but what’s going on with them? Are we looking at this shot aerially? If we are, it looks like Batman’s going to be fighting some kind of epic flood from the sewers; Gotham appears to be filling up with water. If we’re looking at it, oh, I don’t know, from another angle, it looks like the buildings are crumbling from the top down. It’s like one of those damned Magic Eye posters that were all sorts of popular back in the later part of last decade.
And if you’re wondering, YES, it took me a few minutes to see the image of a bat between all of those buildings. I never said I was TERRIBLY perceptive, you know.
Oh man, my first thought when I saw this was “You’ve just got to be kidding me.” All of the emotional turmoil I’ve been in over the last few days, knowing that the HP franchise was quickly drawing to a close, watching four days of a Harry Pottermarathon, Googling Potter-related recipes, buying advance tickets for the latest show, trying to reread all of the books by Friday in preparation for the inevitable … and then this gets thrown at me.
I’m three months pregnant and I KNOW my hormones are on the fritz as it is, but this was just NOT GOOD TIMING for Harry Potter to be dropping this memory-making shit on me, you know? I mean, excuse me while I go cry over my first-edition Philosopher’s Stone.
Amen to everything you said. And how long before Kris, the mom from hell, puts a horse head in Kanye’s bed (fake horse head, ok, Peta) for stepping on her toes?
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I’m thinking maybe Garrett Hedlund. He’s gorgeous. But I think he could play a broken man, too (in _Mockingjay_). The age is about right (since Finnick is older than Katniss and Peeta).
The last book came out four years ago, and it’s not like it’s some newly discovered series. People have been talking about what happened in the books for literal years. The points that I mentioned have been discussed over and over again,...
I’m a New Zealander, and Grant Bowler is well-known here, he was on a really popular Kiwi show called Outrageous Fortune, and he’s definitely chraismatic and a bit of a bad-ass. Shame he has to deal with Lindsanity… he was...
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