“Her life is pretty dull and she wants some excitement. She’s been married to Dewey for like 10 years. She’s been writing books. She’s completely tapped out and going through a major dry spell.”
As y’all know, Cox is in the middle of a separation with husband, David Arquette, who also stars in the upcoming Scream movie. Can you imagine how bad that’s gotta suck? I mean, having kids with someone and having the relationship shit the bed has gotta be rough, because you have to share your kid and stuff with that person, but having to work with them during those distressing times too? ‘Best friends’ or not, that’s gotta be a bitch, even if it’s just a little BIT of a bitch.
Honestly speaking, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s bottom half could begin resembling Jabba the Hutt’s, and I still think she’d be totally smoking hot. I mean that. I’d hit it, and I’d hit it hard before I’d even considering hitting a LOT of female celebrities out there, and that says a lot.
Moreover, what concerns me the MOST about these photos? That girlfriend looks like she’s seriously considering purchasing that oh-so-classy ‘FUCK’ pocketbook. It’s just … creepy.
Have you guys heard about the DNA Foundation yet? It was created by Demi and Ashton Kutcher and it promotes awareness about and education on stopping child sex trafficking. (On a side note, these two will never split – now that they’ve officially created a ‘foundation’ together, these guys are on ‘til DEATH DO THEY PART. Break out the hankies.)
The videos are great, and Bradley Cooper, Adrian Peterson, Justin Timberlake and others are just delightful to watch, and this whole thing is way, way better than those stupid ‘Where do you like it’ or ‘What color bra are you wearing’ games are supposed to raise awareness for breast cancer on FACEBOOK. Um, guys? I’m AWARE of breast cancer, and you know what? Posting what color my fucking BRA is on Facebook won’t help the lady down the street who has no insurance and is dying from what she KNOWS to be breast cancer. The PSAs are great, and it’s respectable that celebrities with fortuitous pull are willing to take the time out of their day to film something that’s got meaning behind it. Ashton and Demi’s site is pretty awesome, too, and it’s got a lot of ways that you can actually get involved.
More ‘Real Men’ videos after the jump – which was your favorite?
So the Cruise family was doing their whole late-night New York City binge eating thing like they do best, and Suri was photographed being the paparazzi ham that she is. No other celebrity kid tackles that camera head-on and gives them the faces that they want, and frankly? I like that about her. I mean, even aside from the fact that she’s just freaking adorable, she’s got moxie and gut, and maybe if we’re lucky, she’ll put Big Man Tom in his place one day. I mean, SOME woman’s gotta, and it’s apparent that Katie‘s not up to the task, you know?
Here’s a pretty interesting little study done by a dating website. Have you ever wanted to know if you were going to get lucky on a first date but couldn’t muster up the courage to carelessly toss back your hair and say “Yo, are we bangin’ later or what?” We’ve all been there, but thanks to these nifty findings, all you have to do is pay attention to her music preferences!
Coldplay fans are the least likely music fans to have sex on a first date! A dating site compared users’ music tastes with responses to the question “how far would you go on a first date?” and found Coldplay fans to be prudes (preferences instead include cuddling, caterwauling, staring into someone’s green eyes, etc.). Other acts whose fans are not likely to have sex on the first date are Adele, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Kings of Leon. Perhaps Kings of Leon’s “Sex on Fire” is being taken as a descriptive warning? Anyway, acts whose fans will totally give it up on a first date include Nirvana, Metallica, Linkin Park, Kanye West, and Gorillaz.
I can totally see the easy people’s taste in music – have you ever met anyone who loved Kanye AND Metallica AND wasn’t DTF? That creature doesn’t exist in nature, friends. I found the prude music a little more surprising though. Not the Coldplay part, Coldplay fans are total prudes, but Katy Perry? I thought Katy Perry fans were super into skintight jeans and boobs and stuff. And Lady Gaga, that’s got to be wrong. I can’t even begin to count the number of Little Monsters I’ve seen gyrate around to “Bad Romance” and scream something like “I just want to get fucked!”
What do you guys think? Do these findings seem accurate? What artists’ music would you classify as prudish or easy?
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