Yeah, that Zsa Zsa. The 94-year-old one who’s been ill for forever and who’s convinced that she’s knockin’ on heaven’s door.  But hey, you know what would help with all those woes? A little bitty baby!

You might be wondering how any of this is possible, and let me relieve your curiosity by explaining that it’s possible because Zsa Zsa has a man of questionable character and mental stability for a husband.  Her fella, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, is a respectable 67-year-old man who is currently in the process of doing blood work and looking for donors so that they can get to making the newest addition to their little family.  The weird thing is that Zsa Zsa’s down with this – see, Zsa Zsa only has one child, 64-year-old Francesca, but ol’ Fran doesn’t use the Gabor family name, and Zsa Zsa’s sisters didn’t have any kids. The Gabor name will die with Zsa Zsa unless they get a doctor to cook up a baby for them real quick, so that’s the game plan.

This seems way weird, right?  I’ve never been 94 or 67, but I feel pretty confident in saying that I don’t think I’d want to become a parent at either of those ages.  Like, my grandma’s ten years younger than Zsa Zsa and it’s all she can do to take care of her crippled poodle, you know?

“I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don’t know if they want me to tour or not. Right now I just want to go to the places where I am getting the most love and Australia and South America have done that for me. Kind of going to the places where I get the most love. Don’t want to go anywhere where I don’t feel completely comfortable with it.”

- Poor Miley Cyrus explains why she hates America.

I know that “Miley Cyrus hates America” is a stretch of a statement, but down here in Tennessee we call what Miley is doing here “looking a gift horse in the mouth,” and we don’t take kindly to that.  Seeing as how Miley’s a good ol’ girl from Tennessee as well, you’d think she’d understand that.  But I suppose that, unlike myself, Miley’s never been the pearl-clutching type, so we can’t really expect her to do something like show gratitude to the fans who gave her her start.  Tough break.

Amanda Seyfried, guys. I used to think she was pretty ok, you know, but I’m having some doubts now.  Mostly because she has a dead baby horse in her home that she calls art:

“I got another animal,” Seyfried tells the U.K. Press Association. “I’m going to share — I bought a three week old just this week, well it was three weeks old when it died, (it’s a) miniature horse.”

Umm, why?

“I love good taxidermy, it’s like art,” Seyfried added in London’s Daily Express. “A lot of people think it’s weird but I don’t know why.”

I’d wager that a lot of people think it’s weird because you have a dead baby horse in your home, but I already made my stance clear.  What do you guys think – is Amanda into some fancy art or am I right in thinking that this is totally creepy?

There’s a new video by NME floating around (click through, it won’t embed) about Taylor Momsen‘s band, The Pretty Reckless, and it’s a must-watch for Taylor fans and haters alike. She drags on a cigarette, looks spiritually dead in nearly every b-roll type shot and there are plenty of close ups of those nasty, ripped up thigh-highs she’s always wearing.

There’s not a whole lot of new information, though. It’s four minutes of Taylor talking endlessly about how much performing means to her (because she’s a rockstar, you know!) and her bandmates saying things like, “People are so shocked by Taylor because she’s clearly so good at it. It’s clearly what she was supposed to do.”

The thing that fascinates me about all of this is that Taylor has a whole career separate from her gig on Gossip Girl, and she doesn’t seem to care about the acting thing at all anymore. In fact, it seems like she’s begging us to forget that she was ever a part of the Hollywood machine. My guess? Taylor’s done with memorizing scripts and playing characters. She’s going to move on from all of that ASAP.

One question, though: Who are all these fans that she and the band keep referring to? Are there actually Pretty Reckless fans out there, because if so, I’m pretty sure that Evanescence did this exact same kind of music like, ten years ago and they didn’t have a bratty teenager as their front woman.

And here’s Lady Gaga‘s latest leaked single, ‘Judas.’ Coming from someone who’s not a fan of the Lady’s music, I have to say that the song had a pretty good …. start. Seriously. All of that crazy bass in the beginning was actually the hotness, but after that? It kind of all fell apart for me. I didn’t care much for it after the first fifteen seconds, and my stance still remains: Lady Gaga, while she can sure as shit sing her heart out, and definitely tries to be unique, is no different than a modern-day Madonna. Especially with all of the religious innuendos. I’ll pass on this one, I think.

What do you guys have to say about it?

Brooke Mueller is hocking her stuff for drug and booze money. Classy. [The Superficial]

Lindsay Lohan pretends like she’s in every upcoming movie. [Lainey Gossip]

Diddy’s little girl is officially sweet, talented, AKA nothing like her oddball father. [Bossip]

And Nicholas Cage has been blowing all of his money on who? [TMZ]

Alan Ritchson in his underwear. Enough said. [Socialite Life]

Shakira was robbed mid-concert. [The Blemish]

Jennifer Hudson without makeup – and she’s hot as hell. [Celebuzz]

Beyonce goes to the beach – is she pregnant? [Caught on Set]

Miley Cyrus thinks her US fans suck hard, so she’s not touring here. [Huffington Post]

Is Kate Middleton pregnant already? [Popbytes]

The Charlie Sheen sex doll. My God. [OMGBlog]