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Honestly, if this was just a three second clip of Courtney Stodden claiming that she's saved many lives, that would be enough for me. But it's not, you guys. Well, it is, but it's so much more than that, too. It's three minutes and 54 seconds from the new season of Couples Therapy, featuring Courtney and her creeper husband, Doug Hutchison, JoJo from K-Ci and JoJo, and a bunch of other people who are apparently somewhat famous. And it's wonderful.
Just look at those stupid shapes that Doug shaved onto the side of his stupid head. Just listen to Courtney say "I call him Dad instead of Doug," and Doug respond with a smile and a comment of "I'm raising my wife." And then after you get your nausea under control, listen to Courtney tell the therapist that she forgets she's married sometimes, and let's all urge her to take that feeling and run, literally run with it. If you can handle it, keep watching until you see Doug's cry face, and then push through a little more so that you can see Doug say "I didn't think it was possible, but I'm more deeply in love with you than ever," and Courtney's "whatever" face in response. It's so worth it, you guys. It's so incredibly worth it. />Get More: Couples Therapy, Couples Therapy 2
Honestly, if this was just a three second clip of Courtney Stodden claiming that she's saved many lives, that would be enough for me. But it's not, you guys. Well, it is, but it's so much more than that, too. It's three minutes and 54 seconds from the new season of Couples Therapy, featuring Courtney and her creeper husband, Doug Hutchison, JoJo from K-Ci and JoJo, and a bunch of other people who are apparently somewhat famous. And it's wonderful.
Just look at those ...
But seriously, look at Courtney Stodden's face. That's a picture she just posted. I know the quality isn't that great, but just look at her cheeks. No plastic surgery, really?
According to Courtney's mom, nope, not at all:
"It's ridiculous! She's doing her makeup differently—that's all it is!" Keller told E! News exclusively. "Courtney decided she wanted to change her makeup. She went for a lighter, more natural look, old Hollywood kind of look."
Keller added, "All she did was lighten her hair, used a lighter shade of makeup and tanner, and not use as ...
No, like, again. Did Courtney Stodden just recently get more plastic surgery?
Here's a little comparison photo, with Courtney's new face on the left and her old one on the right:
I'm totally willing to believe that the fuller lips could just be the makeup, but the rest of it? I mean, it looks like her face shape has changed a little bit, doesn't it? Look around her jawline. In the old photo, she has a more rounded jawline, and it looks quite a bit different in the new picture. ...
Oh man. What a ripe, hot mess this is going to be. That being said? I'm totally going to watch it.
This is another exclusive clip from the new marriage counseling-reality show called Couples Therapy that VH1's peddling, because really, what's a better solution to fixing your dysfunctional, famewhore-based relationship than to televise it for the world to see? This is going to be a goldmine.
In the clip, you can see another contestant (or whatever you'd call people in this particular set of game show-like circumstances) saying that Courtney is "trash," prompting Doug to get up off his weird ass, while starting to throw down with the naysayer. Later, when Doug is asked why he couldn't just wait to hit it with Courtney when she turned eighteen instead of being a total creeper, he claimed, "I didn't want to!" whilst grinding all over her knee.
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Oh man. What a ripe, hot mess this is going to be. That being said? I'm totally going to watch it.
This is another exclusive clip from the new marriage counseling-reality show called Couples Therapy that VH1's peddling, because really, what's a better solution to fixing your dysfunctional, famewhore-based relationship than to televise it for the world to see? This is going to be a goldmine.
In the clip, you can see another contestant (or whatever you'd call people in this particular set of ...
Courtney Stodden's mom is the worst. Like, the absolute worst. Worse than Dina Lohan and Kris Jenner rolled up into a big ball of grossness. She's worse than the idea that Kris Jenner directed Kim's sex tape and that picture of Dina and Lindsay making out. At least Dina Lohan never sold her minor daughter to some gross D-list actor in his fifties.
But anyway, Courtney's mom has once again proven herself as the worst ever by making a statement to E! News about her daughter's involvement in porn.
If you'll remember, over the w...
First of all, HAHAHAHAHAHA. And second of all, HA.
Courtney Stodden wants to pose for Playboy. We know that because she tweeted a tweet last night that said "no to porn, yes to Playboy," and then a winky face and some x's. Just by reading that, one would think that she's already signed on to do the Playboy shoot, right?
Wrong! TMZ apparently has some "Playboy sources," and here's what they had to say about the whole affair:
According to our Playboy sources, no offer has been made t...
A puppy! No, wait, that was her creepy husband's gift. Ooh, no, they gave her the chance to be immortalized on film forever! Shoot, no, that gift was from porn companies, far and wide. So what did Courtney's parents give their beautiful daughter on her 18th birthday?
A divorce! Yay!
The day after Courtney's special day, her mom, Krista, decided it was time to make a statement about the state of her marriage. Here it is, because I know everyone cares so much:
"After being separated for a year, Alex and I are in the process of a divorce. In truth, we've been living s...
So, since Courtney Stodden turned eighteen (yesterday. That would be yesterday), it's been confirmed that she's been completely inundated with offers to do porn. Emily mentioned to you guys that Courtney was leaving some pretty cryptic messages to her Twitter followers, and after hearing the latest news, one of them just sticks out like a throbbing .... thumb:
“There are quite a few secrets that we cannot tell you right now, but expect to see a lot!”
And the reason that, now, it's all s...
It seems like just yesterday that we first met that darling, precocious child bride, Courtney Stodden. Back when we first got to know and love this girl, she was just 16 years old, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and ready to take on the world. But a couple of years have passed, and now? Now she's 18. She's legally an adult. So what is she doing now?
Well, I'm not really sure what she's doing right at this minute, but here are some of her tweets from the past few days:
1 more week until the big 18...
And I'm really sorry, you guys, but I think you might be disappointed.
It turns out that while Courtney Stodden is, in fact, filming a reality show, it's not the show we had hoped for. It's not a new show focusing on the wonderful life of Courtney Stodden, or a new show focusing on Courtney's journey to become a porn star. It's not a new show at all.
Right this very second, Courtney is filming with the love of her whole young life, Doug Hutchison. And they're going to be featured on the latest season of VH1's Couples Therapy. I KNOW.
It turns out that Court...
Or, at least, judging by her photo, you'd think she'd be, because this current getup---like many of her other getups---is straight out of an 80's budget strip club.
Also, can we talk about girlfriend's beat-ass Lucite heels for a second? Because these bitches are just worse for the wear. She's worn them so much that the plastic on top is actually starting to crack and yellow. Does she really love these shoes *so hard* that she's willing to look like trash in order to keep them? Wait. ... No, ...
What's that? You've been wondering where Courtney Stodden's been all these weeks? Well. Look no further (as if you'd have to look any further than her personal YouTube channel, anyway---thing's like a walking diary): Courtney Stodden has recorded a very special fourth of July tribute for you, clad in a stars and stripes-motif bikini and dancing about as well as I do (which is to say, not well even a little bit). I mean, most of her dance moves consist of doing things with her backside that make her look like she's about to take a dump. And doing the sprinkler. And that disco move, whatever that is.
Also, I maintain that Courtney looks like a skinny, scrawny teenager, save for those obviously fake boobs. Look at her legs. Her hips. Her ass. It's all totally new-pubescent.
Incidentally, if you're wondering what we're in store for once Courtney turns eighteen next month (!!!), this video should suffice in summing it all up:
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What's that? You've been wondering where Courtney Stodden's been all these weeks? Well. Look no further (as if you'd have to look any further than her personal YouTube channel, anyway---thing's like a walking diary): Courtney Stodden has recorded a very special fourth of July tribute for you, clad in a stars and stripes-motif bikini and dancing about as well as I do (which is to say, not well even a little bit). I mean, most of her dance moves consist of doing things with her backside that m...