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Kate Hudson’s Father Publicly Disowns Her & Brother Oliver

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I don’t know too much about Kate Hudson‘s upbringing, but I do know that her mom, Goldie Hawn, had a 30-year love affair with Kurt Russell and it’s Russell who pretty much raised Kate and her brother Oliver. The kids’ biological father, Bill Hudson, was divorced from Hawn by the time Kate was 18 months old, and he hasn’t really been in their lives since. Well, now he’s claiming that the decision not to be involved with his kids wasn’t his fault at all, and basically screw them, because he’s publicly disowning them after they dissed him on Father’s Day.

First, here are the Instagram posts that set him off:

Happy abandonment day… @katehudson

A photo posted by Oliver Hudson (@theoliverhudson) on

Pa, just simply….. Thank you ???? Happy Fathers Day I love you to the moon and back. ? #HappyFathersDay

A photo posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on

And here’s Bill’s lengthy and insane statement to The Daily Mail (which… his choice of publication alone should be enough to show you where his head is at):

‘I say to them now, ‘“I set you free,” he pronounced, his voice breaking. ‘I had five birth children but I now consider myself a father of three. I no longer recognise Oliver and Kate as my own.

‘I would ask them to stop using the Hudson name. They are no longer a part of my life. Oliver’s Instagram post was a malicious, vicious, premeditated attack. He is dead to me now. As is Kate. I am mourning their loss even though they are still walking this earth.’

Ummm… WHAT? That’s so insane! He also went on to claim that Goldie poisoned the kids against him and that he’d been trying to be involved with Kate and Oliver’s lives for years but they rejected him. Which I guess makes perfect sense when you consider that he’s now “mourning their loss” because they’re dead to him? Someone needs to hit up some therapy.

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Bristol Palin Now Claims Second Pregnancy Was Planned

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Oh, come on. Known abstinence advocate Bristol Palin could not have sounded more miserable – not to mention the whole “I know everyone’s disappointed in me” malarky – when she announced this past week that she’s pregnant with her second child out of wedlock. It’s clear that she did not want this kid at all, but now that everyone’s pointed out the extreme irony of her being a judgmental asshole about everyone else’s sex life when she’s not practicing what she preaches, she’s suddenly backpeddling and claiming that actually, she totally planned to have this baby all along, dummies!

Here’s her latest blog entry:

So here are the things you should all get straight before you continue to mock me, judge me, and talk about me. 

None of us are perfect. 

I made a mistake, but it’s not the mistake all these giddy a$$holes have loved to assume.

This pregnancy was actually planned.

Everyone knows I wanted more kids, to have a bigger family.  Believing I was heading that way, I got ahead of myself. Things didn’t go as planned, but life keeps going. Life moves on. 

But I do not regret this baby. This baby is not a disappointment, and I cannot wait to be a mom times two. Tripp is going to make the best big brother!!

When I realized I was pregnant, I knew I would be completely crucified. But I never even thought of aborting this child, NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCE. (Sorry to the ghouls at Gawker, who said this baby is an argument FOR abortion. Not happening.)

I am pregnant. This is not the ideal situation, but life is important even if it’s not in the most absolute ideal circumstance. This is more confirmation on what I’ve always stood for. I’ve always been pro-life and I am standing for life now.

Deal with it.

What Bristol doesn’t realise is that a) no one’s buying her bullshit and that b) she can deny whatever she wants and make up whatever bullshit she wants, but the fact remains that it’s always the people who are the most vocal assholes who end up violating the very “rules” they purport we all should live by. I don’t know if Bristol originally became the poster child for abstinence-only sex education because she was forced into it by her mother so she could save face with the conservatives, but she needs to get a fucking grip and maybe pick up some pamphlets on birth control.

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Kim Kardashian Thought Her Career Was Over After Divorcing Kris Humphries

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Kim Kardashian‘s marriage to Kris Humphries was blissfully short for all of us, but it’s clear that Kim always viewed the whole arrangement as more of a business transaction than an affair of the heart. In fact, after E! paid her buku bucks to televise the bogus ceremony, she was shitting herself about losing her entire career over the divorce, and she started telling her sisters to save their money since the whole family was going to go down.

From an interview with The Drum:

“At the time when I was going through the divorce I did say to everyone, ‘You guys I think our careers are over. I hope you’ve saved your money. And now we’ll just continue to do our clothing stores and continue to do what we started off doing before the show.’ I totally thought it was over.”

“I was being very paranoid. I just took some time off and the time was really good for me. I cancelled everything. I had a book tour, I had a fragrance launch, I had everything that you could possibly imagine and I just cancelled it all and I took time for me.”

Well, I love that it’s clear Kim thinks she’s the most valuable member of the family. I mean, she pretty much is, monetarily speaking, but like… really? Actually, Kendall and Kylie are likely more worthwhile now; Kim is becoming old news. And this is just arrogant as shit, anyway.

Also, I love that she needed “time for me” when the whole thing was a set-up anyway. Ugh, this family.

You can watch the full interview below, if that’s your thing. She talks a lot of shit in it:

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Bill Cosby’s Sexual Assault Lawsuit Would “Embarrass” Him If Unsealed

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I wish this was a comedy piece and completely farcical, but alas, this is real life. Bill Cosby‘s lawyer doesn’t want the records from his 2005 sexual assault lawsuit unsealed because his lawyer – and yes, he said this seriously – said it would be too “embarrassing” for Cosby. I’d say embarrassment over drugging and sexually assaulted a woman (well, dozens, but I mean in this particular case) is the least thing he should feel. I know it’s not on my list of feelings, which includes rage and disgust, among others.

From People:

The Associated Press is seeking access to court motions in the suit after Cosby has been confronted with more than a 40 accusations of sexual assault that allegedly stretch back decades.

Cosby, 77, has staunchly denied any misconduct and has never been charged.

The 2005 suit, brought by a former Temple University employee named Andrea Constand, alleged that Cosby drugged and assaulted her. It was settled in 2006 under confidential terms and a judge will have to decide if its temporary seal should be permanent.

Cosby’s attorney said the deposition could reveal intimate details about his client’s drug use, marriage and sex life.

“Frankly, … it would embarrass him [and] it would also prejudice him in eyes of the jury pool in Massachusetts,” lawyer George M. Gowen III said, according to the AP.

“Why would he [Cosby] be embarrassed by his own version of the facts?” the judge asked.

Gowen said Cosby did not negotiate the 2006 settlement thinking his sworn deposition would one day be made public.

“It would be terribly embarrassing for this material to come out,” he said.

Unseal this shit and embarrass the hell out of this decrepit piece of shit, frankly. Since he’s not going to be thrown behind bars for the rest of his miserable life like he should be, having people know the truth about his disgusting behavior is the very least retribution he deserves, so I’m with it.

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Bristol Palin Is Pregnant Again & She Doesn’t Need Your Lectures

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It must suck to live a life defined by an invisible being in the sky which you feel forces you to make decisions that are completely wrong for your life for fear of retribution. That’s what Bristol Palin is going through right now, since she’s pregnant again and doesn’t seem at all pleased about it. She’ll drag her way through it, of course, and hope God can help her, but there’s no joy in the news she shared on her blog on Thursday, that’s for sure. She knows you’re probably disappointed in her, but don’t worry, she’s even more disappointed in herself.

(I’m announcing this news a lot sooner than I ever expected due to the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about!!!)

I wanted you guys to be the first to know that I am pregnant.

Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one.

At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side, and I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me with dignity and grace.

Life moves on no matter what.  So no matter how you feel, you get up, get dressed, show up, and never give up.

When life gets tough, there is no other option but to get tougher.

I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.

But please respect Tripp’s and my privacy during this time. I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy.

My little family always has, and always will come first.

Tripp, this new baby, and I will all be fine, because God is merciful.

Jesus! (No pun intended.) What a shit show. I’m certainly not judging her for another out of wedlock pregnancy b/c I have my own life to live and who gives a rat’s ass, but maybe she ought to finally serve herself up a slice of humble pie and learn that if she doesn’t want to be judged, maybe don’t align herself with people and a faith that relishes casting judgment on others. Also, man, it must really suck not to be able to do the right thing for yourself and your family by having an abortion, if that’s what the right decision is. I’m sure she’ll be fine, at least financially, but this news is sad as hell for more reasons than the obvious.

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Taraji P. Henson Gets Sexy On The Cover Of W Magazine

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Admittedly, I’ve never paid much attention to Taraji P. Henson, likely because the projects she’s worked on have never really appealed. Then I started watching Empire because I needed a new show to put on while I’m doing cardio, and I got addicted, because Cookie Lyon is LIFE and Taraji is the highlight of the show.  She’s fierce, she’s fearless and basically she’s just a complete queen. Now, let’s celebrate her new cover shoot for W Magazine, because it’s a good one.

Oh, and they’re going behind a cut as one of them is bordering on NSFW…

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Screech Is Going To Jail For Stabbing That Guy In A Bar Fight

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Earlier this year, Dustin Diamond pleaded not guilty to stabbing a man during a bar fight over Christmas, a crime he definitely committed and was arrested for at the time. Well, apparently the judge and jury handling his case wasn’t having his bullshit, and now Screech is going to prison, though not for very long.

From TMZ:

Dustin Diamond did not get saved by a Wisconsin judge … who sentenced the actor to 120 days in jail for a bar stabbing incident.

During Thursday morning’s hearing, Diamond also got 15 months probation, and cannot return to the scene of the crime or contact the victim. However, he was ordered to pay the victim $1,105 in restitution.

The “Saved by the Bell” star will serve his 120 days in two 60 day stints.

Diamond was arrested in December 2014 for stabbing a man during an bar altercation on Christmas night. He was convicted of carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct … both misdemeanors.

During sentencing, the judge admonished Dustin for even carrying a knife — since Wisconsin’s such a safe place.

Why on earth would he need to serve a 4 month sentence in two different stints? Can any of the litigious/legalese-speakers amongst you enlighten me on this?

Glad to see a “celebrity” going to jail for what he’s done, but this is only cos he’s a has been. If he had more money/notoriety, no doubt he would have walked out of there a free man. 

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