Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Selena Gomez took some new pictures

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Since splitting up with Justin Bieber for the 8,356th time, Selena Gomez has been keeping a somewhat low profile. That is, until now, since she has a ~sexy~ and ~edgy~ new photoshoot for God knows what in which her come-hither faces are seriously cracking me up.

I understand that Selena is going through her Miley phase (some would call it a slutty phase, but I don’t like that word), and I feel like Selena’s is far less obnoxious/offensive, but it’s a LOT more sad and sorta desperate. I wish homegirl would DO something with herself – use her talent, earn her celebrity. What is she famous for anymore?

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Stanley Tucci and Felicity Blunt are expecting their first child together

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Who doesn’t love a bit of the ol’ Tucc? Seriously, Stanley Tucci is so loveable and such a great actor that you can’t help but think he’s great. Emily Blunt‘s sister Felicity sure did, as they’ve been together since meeting in 2006 on the set of The Devil Wears Prada, got married in 2012 and are now expecting their first child together!

Hazel Krasinski is getting a playmate! Stanley Tucci and Felicity Blunt, Emily Blunt’s sister, are expecting their first child together. The Hunger Games actor confirmed the news exclusively to Us Weekly while attending the Mario Batali Foundation Dinner at Del Posto in NYC on Sunday, Oct. 19.

“I’m very excited to be a dad. It’s incredible,” Tucci, 53, told Us at the event. “I’m most excited to have a baby with Felicity and for the baby to be healthy.”

“The sex is of no concern to me,” he added, with a laugh. “The sex of the baby, that is.” As for what kind of mother Blunt will be? “A great one!” he gushed.

ADORABLE. I don’t know why I find it so cute, I just do. Go with it. Yay!

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Matthew Morrison got married this weekend

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Everyone’s least favourite Glee star (I know, it’s a tough choice!), Mr. Schue, actually found someone willing to listen to his self-important bullshit for the rest of his life. That’s right, Matthew Morrison got married this weekend in Hawaii to girlfriend Renee Puente.

The two were married Saturday evening in an intimate celebration in front of 50 family and friends on a private estate in Kihei on the island of Maui, Hawaii, the actor’s rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.

Morrison wore a custom Brooks Brothers tuxedo for the occasion, while the bride wore a one-of-a-kind Gustavo Cadile gown with shoes specially designed by Emmy London.

I can’t think of any celebrity I care less about, but news is news, I suppose. Lots more details about the ceremony and reception, if that’s your thing, at the source.

Congrats to the happy couple! (Hey, I’m not a monster.)

 

“Buffy The Vampire Slayer” Star Arrested And The Mugshot Is ROUGH

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Nicholas Brendon aka Xander Harris from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV show (as opposed to the movie), was arrested in Boise, Idaho this weekend for basically being drunk and belligerent. And for breaking a dish (okay, that wasn’t the reason, but it was mentioned and it cracked me up for some reason — no pun intended). Here are some details via PEOPLE:

Former Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Nicholas Brendon was arrested in Boise, Idaho, on Friday night.

Brendon, who was in town to attend Tree City Comic Con, was picked up by police at 10:40 p.m., according to an arrest report from the Ada County Sheriff’s Office.

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Officers were called to a hotel after reports of a disturbance in the lobby involving Brendon and hotel staff, the Boise Police Department said in a statement.

Brendon “showed signs of intoxication and repeatedly refused officers commands to stay seated while officers tried to speak to witnesses,” according to the statement. He was taken into custody after he repeatedly tried to walk away. Hotel staff claim that Brendon broke a decorative dish, and police say that additional charges are possible after speaking with witnesses.

NOT THE DECORATIVE DISH!! Anyway, here’s his mugshot, and man, it is rough:

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In all seriousness, it sounds (and looks) like he needs help again. Brendon went to rehab in 2004 for alcohol-related issues. Might be time for another visit. I hope he gets the help he needs. Xander was always my favorite.

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Evan Rachel Wood Whines About Vanity Fair Shoot

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In 2003, Evan Rachel Wood was on the cover of Vanity Fair along with Amanda Bynes, Ashley and Mary-Kate OlsenMandy MooreHilary DuffAlexis BledelRaven Symone, and Lindsay Lohan. What a year to be alive! One Twitter fan was having a major nostalgic moment and tweeted the photo to Ms. Wood with the caption “never forget.” Well, she hasn’t forgotten, but unfortunately, all the memories she has of the shoot are bad ones. She went off on a Twitter rant about it, and I gotta say, my empathy meter is running low on this one. Let’s check out the tweets:

 

Okay, look. I get her point — young women are often exploited in Hollywood, and that sucks, and it isn’t all wonderfully glamorous. But I guess I’m a “hater”, because I really don’t see the point in complaining about a magazine shoot you did over a decade ago. I’m so sorry that Ms. Wood’s great struggle of flats vs. heels was so damaging that it still bothers her. I doubt Vanity Fair will ask her to ever do another shoot after this. But this is just my own opinion, and her comments, while rubbing me the wrong way, may ring true and inspiring to someone else, and I’m okay with that. Whatever works for you.

P.S. Can we talk about the awful and ugly dress they put Mandy Moore in? That’s the real shame here.

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Mario Lopez Says He And Britney Spears Totally Did It

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Mario Lopez has a memoir out, titled Just Between Us (lol), and in it, he reveals that he had a one-night stand with a certain “mega pop star.” Us Weekly is saying that that “mega pop star” is indeed, Britney Spears. Want some details? Here you go:

According to Lopez, 41, the rendezvous occurred many years ago in Las Vegas. “I’m trying not to give too much away without giving too much away,” the scribe told Ellen DeGeneres on Oct. 2. “It was maybe six or seven years ago… eight years ago?”

At the time of their hookup, both Spears and Lopez were single. The pop princess, 32, split from husband Kevin Federline in 2006, while Lopez was on a break with then-girlfriend Karina Smirnoff from 2006 to 2008. The ’90s teen heartthrob was several years out from his brief and failed marriage to model Ali Landry.

The Extra host also told DeGeneres that he and the newly revealed mystery lady still remain “friendly.” In December 2013, Lopez joined Spears onstage for the opening night of her Vegas residency, Britney: Piece of Me.

Oh good lord, I hate to sound like that whiney YouTube dude, but seriously, leave Britney alone! I don’t need to know this. I always thought Mario Lopez was a fairly harmless dude, but you know he’s totally the Us Weekly source who leaked this. I mean, who else would leak this except for someone trying to sell a book about their life?

And the Britney bombshell isn’t all he’s dropping. He’s also revealing in his book that he was never in love with ex-wife Ali Landry. Here’s what he wrote, via Us Weekly:

I had never addressed certain relationships, especially the truth and the handling of what happened in my first marriage.

I got inebriated and a little too friendly with a young lady. When it was time to return home, lightning hit me with the truth: I wasn’t in love. But I walked down the aisle [anyway].

Wow, this guy sounds like a total f-cking catch! I think Mario Lopez has permanently skeeved me out. Thanks, buddy. Ugh.

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Donald Trump Majorly Disses Russell Brand

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Donald Trump apparently has it in for Russell Brand — who knew? He’s impossible to predict. He loves Miley Cyrus but hates Beyoncé. And now, he’s turning his hate towards Russell Brand, and is doing it on Twitter (of course). Trump loves his Twitter. The looney mogul tweeted:

Which is pretty amazing, considering Russell Brand wasn’t even on Jimmy Fallon‘s show. He was on Letterman. Trump goes on:  

Then, he decides to personally involve Katy Perry

He still wasn’t done, adding,

I mean, what the hell? What did Russell Brand ever do to Donald Trump? Why is he taking this so personally? Don’t worry — Russell Brand fired back with,

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Oh man. Well, I’m definitely on Team Russell with this one. Who the hell does Donald Trump thinks he is to bust in like that and majorly diss someone for no real reason? It’s pretty classless. I wish Russell came up with better zingers — I like the “are you drunk” bit, but going after his hair seems too easy. He could have done better.

Meanwhile, Jimmy Fallon and Katy Perry appear to be staying out of this. I don’t blame them. I wouldn’t get involved either!

Whose side are you on in this?

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