0The Daily Links

Will Charlize Theron really get her happy ending? [Romance Beat]

Emma Stone has two dates in one night [Lainey Gossip]

Here are your sexiest social media pics of the week [Celebslam]

Harper Beckham is getting so big so quick! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jaime Pressly has a really nice ass [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Good to see Selena Gomez is still enjoying herself… [Moe Jackson]

Lady Gaga slipped a nip on her private jet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Surprise! Lindsay Lohan got sloppy and fell over again [Socialite Life]

Kanye West‘s GQ cover is kind of awful, right? [Celebitchy]

Kendall and Kylie Jenner hang out with Amber Rose [Celebuzz]

Linda Perry threw shade at Christina Aguilera [Too Fab]

Scarlett Johansson has stunt triplets and it’s amazing [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus is getting back to her fashion roots [Celebslam]

That’s a very short skirt you got there, Taylor Swift [Moe Jackson]

Michael Buble makes a very adorable father [Socialite Life]

RIP James Garner, who died at 86 [ICYDK]

Nicki Minaj is a very good rapper, in case we forgot [The Frisky]

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian chill by the pool [The Blemish]

Is Jessica Simpson obsessed with selfies? [theBERRY]

Oh great, we can see up Selena Gomez‘s skirt [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

The internet fooled us into thinking Miley Cyrus died [Celebuzz]

Jason Biggs joked about Malaysia Airlines crash, didn’t apologize [Celebitchy]

Elle MacPherson still looks amazing in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

A Halle Berry by any other name would not be as sweet [Romance Beat]

Cory Monteith’s mother speaks out for the first time [Too Fab]

Jennifer Lopez & Leah Remini enjoy some girl time [I'm Not Obsessed]

Well, Leonardo DiCaprio looks handsome [The Blemish]

Even David Beckham isn’t too good to get slimed [Lainey Gossip]

In case you forgot, Kate Beckinsale is beautiful [Celebslam]

Celebs getting banged from behind – don’t ask… [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Chloe Sevigny still rules the streets of NYC [ICYDK]

Anna Kendrick is still the best at Twitter [theBERRY]

Here’s a little Megan Fox looking flawless [Moe Jackson]

We can see right up Abbey Clancy‘s skirt [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

July 21, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer

2What in grunge hell is Katy Perry wearing?

Y’all know I love Katy Perry and I find it challenging to speak against her, but I will get ruthless if need be – and this outfit warrants it. I know Katy is in a bit of a grunge phase at the moment, but there is no excuse for this, to be honest. I don’t even have any commentary besides “WTF?!” so I’ll just let you enjoy this in all its glory. She’s obviously going through Some Shit at the moment. That choker? SMH…

July 21, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer

3Kim Kardashian loves her ass more than her baby

Alright, alright, I know I’m being a bit sensationalist here, but seriously, could the woman spend any more time photographing her own ass? The amount of time it must take to snap pictures of Kim Kardashian‘s butt and then Photoshop must really cut into her time with her daughter.

Of course, she’d like us to believe it’s all hard work at the gym that gives her that 100% “natural” backside, so she posted the above photo on Instagram with the caption, “Gym time while my baby is napping!” Yeah, okay.

I swear if she spent half the time parenting as she does admiring her own reflection, that kid might have half a chance in life. Or maybe not… I forgot who poor North West‘s mother actually is, for a second there. She’d probably do better being raised by wolves.

July 21, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer

1‘Game of Thrones’ Maisie Williams is not pleased with British Airways

Maisie Williams may in many ways be an adult, what with her high-paying job on Game of Thrones and the forced adulthood of fame in general, but where it counts, she is still very much 17. Case in point: Maisie became indignant with British Airways after she was refused entry to their business class lounge during a recent flight, despite being a business class passenger. The reason? No one under 18 is allowed. Them’s the rules.

Maisie didn’t like this, and took to Twitter to express her rage, saying:

British Airways did respond, again explaining that their rules are that no one under 18 is permitted in the business class lounge, and like any petulant child, Maisie had more to say:

Yo, can this kid calm the hell down? Yes, I do think some 17-year-olds are capable of handling themselves like adults, but rules are fucking rules, and you’re just showing how immature you actually are by going on and on about it – and on Twitter, no less. Give it a rest, you’ve got a year to go. If anything proves just how much of an adult you aren’t, it’s bitching and moaning because you don’t like the rules.

British Airways did point out that the reason for this rule is that they have complimentary self-serve bar service in their business class lounges which are not monitored at all times, and they can’t really have kids getting drunk in their lounges, can they?

July 21, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer

0Amy Adams is flawless as the new face of Max Mara

Amy Adams is a lovely woman in every sense – kind, beautiful, talented – and she just got even more flawless in her first campaign as the face of Max Mara. I don’t really care much about the bags she’s selling and would never buy one, but I’d at least give them half a second look just because she’s selling them, probably.

Here are the other shots from the campaign:

And some photos from the red carpet premiere thingamajig:

Love her! So beautiful.

July 21, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer

1Elizabeth Berkley wants nothing to do with the ‘Saved By the Bell’ Lifetime movie

Because Lifetime is a network that likes to shit all over anything good in life (and still make you really want to watch it in the process), they’re doing an unauthorized Saved By the Bell movie, which will apparently focus not on the show, but on the behind-the-scenes drama that went on during filming it… and there was apparently plenty of it. Oh, and lots of drugs and sex, too (this according to Dustin Diamond, mind).

While people who grew up watching the show are pretty keen to see this, there’s one person in particular who is not a fan of the idea: Elizabeth Berkley, who played Jessie Spano.

“I know nothing about what they are planning,” the Showgirls star, 41, admitted to Us Weekly. “I’m not really curious about it because we know the life we led, and I have no idea what their picture of it is. So who knows!”

Here’s hoping that storyline where Jessie gets addicted to caffeine pills wasn’t pulled from real life, I guess? Y’all know I will torrent and watch the shit out of this movie. Saved By the Bell was my life growing up – I even wrote a fan letter to Tiffani Amber Thiessen when I was like, 8, and got a pre-printed “autographed” postcard back that I kept on my windowsill. (Yes, I was clearly always gay.)

Anyhow, just as a reminder, here’s EBerks in her Jessie Spano heyday:

Yesssss, bring back the ’90s!

July 21, 2014 at 5:00 am by Jennifer