Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nicki Minaj & Beyonce’s “Feelin’ Myself” Video Is Amazing

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Taylor Swift may have stolen the internet on Sunday night with the “Bad Blood” video premiere, but Nicki Minaj and Beyonce kinda just outdid her with the release of “Feelin’ Myself”, which I think you can see from the screencap above is all kinds of amazing.

Of course, if you want to see the whole thing, you have to subscribe to Jay-Z’s bullshit music streaming service, Tidal, which will run you a cool $9.99 a month. Or you can just troll YouTube for when fans upload the full thing there and watch it before it inevitably gets deleted.

As you can see from the screencap above, the full video consists of lots of Nicki & Bey eating burgers, having ~silly girl time~ and, well, feelin’ themselves. So there’s that.

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Is Rebel Wilson A Pathological Liar?

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Okay, so this is a bit of a strange one. As far as we know, Rebel Wilson is 29 years old, right? Well, some weirdo from her native Australia has come out of the woodworks and claimed that Rebel is actually a woman named Melanie Elizabeth Bownds, who’s actually 36 and had a totally normal upbringing, not the crazy life she claims to have led.

From Women’s Day Australia:

According to Rebel Wilson, she’s 29, was raised by dog-training “bogan” parents in the “ghetto” of Sydney, spent a year in Zimbabwe, climbed into a cage with a leopard, got caught in a shoot-out and then struck down by a severe strain of Malaria from a mozzie in Mozambique where, from her ICU bed, she envisioned herself winning an Oscar and rapping her acceptance speech.

But far from the outlandish Hollywood movie-like life she’s portrayed to the public, an old classmate says Rebel had a “very normal, upper-middle-class upbringing” and has added a touch of “fantasy” to the life she lead before becoming a household name.

“She’s clearly got a vivid imagination,” laughs our source. “Maybe you have to tell stories to make it in Hollywood!”

“I studied with Rebel at Tara Anglican School for Girls in North Parramatta, Sydney,” spills the source. “But no-one knew of a Rebel Wilson. Her name is – or was – Melanie Elizabeth Bownds, and she’s 36 – she was born in 1979 and we left school in 1997.”

“She was definitely not the class clown; none of us remember her being funny,” says the insider. While Rebel paints a picture of a gypsy upbringing, her family home was certainly not in any “ghetto”.

The source has a photo of Melanie Bownds, and admittedly, she does look quite a lot like Rebel Wilson. But first of all, would anyone really be surprised if Rebel Wilson’s name wasn’t actually Rebel Wilson? It SOUNDS like a stage name. Her growing up story sounds like pure bullshit, too, but without context, we don’t know if she meant it as a joke or what. As for the age thing, I dunno, it all sounds a bit weird, but she didn’t particularly make herself all that much younger than she supposedly is. None of it makes sense and this all sounds a bit bogus, to be honest, but whatever.

And that’s basically what Rebel thinks about it all, as well:

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Leighton Meester Is Pregnant With Adam Brody’s Child

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Big news, you guys. It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Leighton Meester and Adam Brody. The last time was over a year ago, when they got married. But life seems to be progressing just fine, since it was announced on Monday that Leighton is pregnant and the couple are expecting their first child together!

Incidentally, Leighton gets a lot of respect from me, since she didn’t give a standard “over the moon” speech to announce her forthcoming motherhood, but instead, we only found out because she was out and about in LA and was photographed with a clear baby belly, as you can see above.

I don’t know too much about Leighton or Adam, but they seem to keep it low key, which makes them a-okay in my book. Congrats to the happy couple!

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Kylie Jenner & Tyga Are Apparently Engaged

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, but Kylie Jenner – who is 17 but seems desperate to pretend she’s twice that age – is apparently secretly engaged to her grown ass man* boyfriend, Tyga, and planning to marry once she turns 18 at the end of the summer. Yikes! Now there’s something for her family to worry about.

From In Touch Magazine (via Radar Online):

“Kylie accepted Tyga’s proposal a few weeks ago and made the announcement to her family,” an insider told In Touch magazine. “She wants to get married as soon as she turns 18 in August.”

The source claimed that Kylie “can’t wait’ to get married to Tyga, who has already proven his dedication to the teenage reality star by tattooing her name on his arm. “She told her friends that Tyga gave her a ‘symbolic ring’ for now and she isn’t showing anyone until her birthday, when she’ll make an official announcement… They’re tired of hiding,” the source said.

LOL, a “symbolic ring”. Mean, this whole thing sounds like SUCH a great idea! Imagine what a wonderful life they’re going to have, sitting around in Kylie’s mansion, getting “high as fuck” and eating fried chicken 24/7. Sweet life.

*By definition/birth year. NOT in actuality.

P.S. Check out Kylie’s totally natural hips/ass! Jesus, it’s like watching Kim Kardashian become plastic all over again.

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FKA Twigs Hates The Fame That Comes With Being Robert Pattinson’s Fiancée

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FKA Twigs and Robert Pattinson have been together for ages now, and things are going really well. I mean, that’s an understatement since they’re engaged and all, but you get what I mean. While RPattz’s level of fame with the TwiHards is hard for anyone to deal with, Twigs has managed to come to terms with it all… but she’s not happy about it.

From The New York Times:

Ms. Barnett likes to say she’s “masquerading as a pop star,” while also being sucked into the vortex of “Twilight,” with photographers around the world chronicling her relationship with Mr. Pattinson. “It’s really hard — I can’t begin to explain how awful it is,” she said. “It makes you want to just stop everything sometimes. It makes you want to smash your face into the mirror.”

Worst of all are the racial insults — she is biracial — on Twitter and Instagram, some of them from die-hard fans of Mr. Pattinson. “It’s relentless,” she said. She insisted that the attention their relationship draws does not help her professionally. “There’s no amount of songs I can sing or dances I can dance that will prove to them I’m not a monkey.”

“I didn’t see my life going this way at all,” Ms. Barnett said of recent events. “But it’s worth it. I’m so happy.”

God bless her, because I don’t think I could do it. I actually think these two are pretty great together and will probably last. They seem really well-suited and I like them both. Twigs does some crazy good music, and Pattinson always seemed pretty down-to-earth, despite all the sparkly vampire shit.

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Sofia Vergara Is An Abusive Bully, Says Cry Baby Nick Loeb

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Oh, Christ. This just never ends. Since people haven’t really been giving credence to Nick Loeb‘s boo hoo sob story about how ex-fiancee Sofia Vergara won’t let him use frozen embryos which he has NO PERMISSION to use and signed legal documents on multiple occasions saying so, he’s decided to switch tactics now and claim that she was physically and verbally abusive to him during their relationship.

From Radar Online:

In newly released court documents, filed in August 2014 and acquired by RadarOnline.com, Loeb levels shocking claims against the beloved sitcom star, stemming from a November 2013 incident in which he said she “began vigorously berating” him after he questioned her signing of a document that stipulated that the embryos were to be thawed should one of them die.

“Such abuse was unfortunately common in the Parties’ relationship, as [Vergara] was on many occasions physically, emotionally and mentally abusive to [Loeb],” read the documents. “For example, she physically abused him on four separate occasions: she punched him in the face on two occasions, kicked him, and threw her phone at his head.”

Loeb said that the Colombian stunner “routinely bullied him, calling him a ‘loser,’ ‘worthless,’ and other degrading names” during their ill-fated relationship.

Loeb said he signed that document in question, “even though he did not agree with it, in order to avoid further abuse.”

Oh, fuck off. Does he honestly think this is how he’s going to get a judge to agree to using embryos that aren’t his to use? By pretending he was “bullied” into signing? Get a life, asshole. Frankly, calling him a loser is the least of what he is. What grown ass man wouldn’t just MOVE ON AND FIND SOMEONE ELSE and have kids with her? This is clearly about capitalizing on Sofia’s fame and it’s absolute nonsense.

If the California justice system wants to have any hope of being taken seriously, they’ll throw this case out before it even gets to be heard, because it’s absolutely ridiculous.

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Robin Thicke & His 20-Year-Old Girlfriend Are Feeding Their Dog Marijuana

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Here’s something you may already know but warrants saying again: Robin Thicke is a major dickhead! Since finalizing his divorce a few months ago with ex-wife Paula Patton (though he certainly didn’t even wait until their relationship was over, to be honest), he’s shacked up with a 20-year-old girlfriend named April – and just for reference here, he’s 38 – and together they’ve been living it up, having sex, smoking weed and oh yeah, poisoning their dogs.

From TMZ:

April Love Geary gushed about Bincy last month when she and Robin plunked down $350 for the terrier mix.

But things went south quickly.  April says a day after they took the pooch home it somehow got into their stash and got sick.  Bincy went to the vet, but apparently she still had a taste for the green stuff.

Three days after returning home, Bincy was back at the animal doc, for the same problem.  This time April insisted it was more of a contact high, but when friends started ragging on her she tweeted, “IT’S NOT ME!!! Some falls on the ground or she sits by him smoking and just inhales it hahaha.”

Best we can see, Bincy’s back home.  Keep those Funyons away from her, Robin … they’re dangerous.

What the hell is wrong with people? If you’re rich and you want to be a loser burnout, fair enough (and yes, I’m aware not all pot smokers are burnouts, but I think the term applies to Robin & anyone he associates with), but don’t bring your pets into it. Sure, accidents happen, and if your dog gets into shit once, you learn from that and you feel bad and you MOVE YOUR STASH so your dogs don’t get ill again. The fact that the idiot girlfriend thinks it’s hilarious, as well, tells me just what kind of assholes they are. 

Can the RSPCA not interfere here? People like this don’t deserve to own dogs.

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