Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Don’t Do It Joey Potter!

We are four days away from America’s sweetheart, Tom Cruise, giving up his flower one more time. This here link from ABC has a delightful sneak peek at the vows which are so awesome...

Bringing Back Husky

Hi there. I’ve been asked to write up a short intro to explain who I am and what exactly I think I’m doing here. What I’m doing here is easy, I is a writer. ...

Let’s Link this Through

Yup, the Spiderman 3 trailer leaked. Enjoy. [Derek Hail] TomKat and Suri the Fake Baby (looking fake as can be), arrive in Rome for the contractually mandated wedding of the century...

One Unfunny Human

This article from our friends at CNN poses a question: Is Dane Cook the Funniest Man in America? The answer is amazing in that it can be answered more quickly than a rattlesnake’s...