Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Cleaning up the Weekend

After almost days of searching, the paparazzi catch Nicole Richie and Joel Madden together. Take that, Hilary Duff. Now you’re left all alone with your hyper-successful, talent-driven...

Fashion Victim of the Week

Lindsay, you made it too easy for me this week. I really thought I would go outside the box and find some D list celebrity to make fun of but then I saw this. Nobody should wear a jumpsuit...

Lindsay Lohan: Corrected

From our friends at GoFugYourself….this is too wonderful for words. Someone actually grammatically corrects Lindsay’s incoherent email about Al Gore and Aliens or whatever. I...

Snipes Surrenders

Wesley Snipes, who was indicted in October for tax evasion, surrendered himself to Feds this morning at the Orlando airport. Snipes pleaded not guilty on all charges, and says he looks...

Women Take Note

This seems just mean to post but I just have to. According to a two year study by the Indian Council of Medical Research, “about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three...

Early Evening Links

Jennifer Hudson looooooves gay sex now. [A Socialite’s Life] Tom Cruise seems to have figured out that being seen with Oprah Winfrey, under any circumstance, is only going to ignite...